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The internet was better when Natalie Wynn was quiet for ten minutes and we didn't have to deal with her crashing out because her audience asked her to stop fence sitting a genocide.
Looking forward to the next over produced video where she quote mines a book she didn't read to defend herself.
Looking forward to the next over produced video where she quote mines a book she didn't read to defend herself.
October 2, 2025 at 2:23 PM
The internet was better when Natalie Wynn was quiet for ten minutes and we didn't have to deal with her crashing out because her audience asked her to stop fence sitting a genocide.
Looking forward to the next over produced video where she quote mines a book she didn't read to defend herself.
Looking forward to the next over produced video where she quote mines a book she didn't read to defend herself.
Biden saying he could have beat trump if he'd stayed in the race has the same energy as everyones dad saying they could have gone pro at their chosen sport if not for (insert calamity here) when they were a teenager.
President Biden acknowledged in a new interview released on Wednesday that he might not have been vital enough to serve another four years in office. He also said he could have won re-election against Donald Trump had he stayed in the race. Read more. nyti.ms/3DWs2ZL
January 8, 2025 at 4:48 PM
Biden saying he could have beat trump if he'd stayed in the race has the same energy as everyones dad saying they could have gone pro at their chosen sport if not for (insert calamity here) when they were a teenager.
We're months away from an Atlantic article where we learn that Trump is hiding photos of Sirhan Sirhan around the white house in order to keep RFK Jr in line.
November 18, 2024 at 6:37 AM
We're months away from an Atlantic article where we learn that Trump is hiding photos of Sirhan Sirhan around the white house in order to keep RFK Jr in line.
I'm making a scrapbook.
November 18, 2024 at 6:35 AM
I'm making a scrapbook.
It's 1972. James McCord and his cadre of Nixon-employed burglars are preparing to infiltrate the Watergate Hotel. The only thing they didn't count on? A young boy with a series of elaborate traps. Coming to theatres this Christmas HOME ALONE: WATERGATE.
November 13, 2024 at 11:24 PM
It's 1972. James McCord and his cadre of Nixon-employed burglars are preparing to infiltrate the Watergate Hotel. The only thing they didn't count on? A young boy with a series of elaborate traps. Coming to theatres this Christmas HOME ALONE: WATERGATE.
November 13, 2024 at 2:13 PM
Don't give Graham ideas for a sequel
November 12, 2024 at 10:20 AM
Don't give Graham ideas for a sequel
That election we lost by a landslide? Not even a real landslide. You're measuring it by who won the electoral process, which is the wrong way to measure. Real landslides occur on a gradient in primarily coastal areas-
www.msnbc.com/the-last-wor...
www.msnbc.com/the-last-wor...
Lawrence: The election was not even close to a landslide.
MSNBC’s Lawrence O’Donnell explains why you shouldn’t listen to anyone calling the 2024 presidential election a “landslide.” Lawrence says that we have seen landslides victories in the United States b...
www.msnbc.com
November 12, 2024 at 10:05 AM
That election we lost by a landslide? Not even a real landslide. You're measuring it by who won the electoral process, which is the wrong way to measure. Real landslides occur on a gradient in primarily coastal areas-
www.msnbc.com/the-last-wor...
www.msnbc.com/the-last-wor...
How I arrived on bluesky
November 12, 2024 at 9:59 AM
How I arrived on bluesky
It's 2028. Trump has abolished all elections and declared himself king. 70% of the country has been deported to toil in Elon's Chilean lithium mines. In order to prop up historically low approval ratings Trump executes the Costco Guys and appoints Logan Paul as head of the treasury.
November 12, 2024 at 9:43 AM
It's 2028. Trump has abolished all elections and declared himself king. 70% of the country has been deported to toil in Elon's Chilean lithium mines. In order to prop up historically low approval ratings Trump executes the Costco Guys and appoints Logan Paul as head of the treasury.
Hie many patrons did you lose for pretending Beyonce would appear at the DNC?
On a scale of try guys to illuminaughtii so the terminally online can understand.
On a scale of try guys to illuminaughtii so the terminally online can understand.
One thing I’m not going to do on this — or any other platform — is engage in a circular firing squad with people who are supposed to be on the same side.
To my trolls: talk shit all you want, but, I raised almost $40,000 for Harris and helped register hundreds of voters. How about you?
To my trolls: talk shit all you want, but, I raised almost $40,000 for Harris and helped register hundreds of voters. How about you?
November 12, 2024 at 9:08 AM
Hie many patrons did you lose for pretending Beyonce would appear at the DNC?
On a scale of try guys to illuminaughtii so the terminally online can understand.
On a scale of try guys to illuminaughtii so the terminally online can understand.
"On threads they don't let you say words like "fuck" and if you do say those words they don't show people your great posts for seven generations"
November 12, 2024 at 8:16 AM
"On threads they don't let you say words like "fuck" and if you do say those words they don't show people your great posts for seven generations"
For the last week Joe Biden has been slowly walking around the white house searching for his childhood friend 'Dimestore Larry'. Larry has been dead since 1974. Joe has no idea there has been an election and he occasionally has to be stopped from eating buttons. He is happier than he ever has been.
November 12, 2024 at 6:56 AM
For the last week Joe Biden has been slowly walking around the white house searching for his childhood friend 'Dimestore Larry'. Larry has been dead since 1974. Joe has no idea there has been an election and he occasionally has to be stopped from eating buttons. He is happier than he ever has been.
It's Monday morning. After six days of intense reflection and much self-recrimination, Democratic strategists reveal their new ideal voter demographic
November 12, 2024 at 1:28 AM
It's Monday morning. After six days of intense reflection and much self-recrimination, Democratic strategists reveal their new ideal voter demographic
The left needs it's own Kyle Rittenhouse if it ever wants to win elections again, I know this because I never voted before this year and also cannot read
November 10, 2024 at 9:57 AM
The left needs it's own Kyle Rittenhouse if it ever wants to win elections again, I know this because I never voted before this year and also cannot read