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Please tell me who first posted this so I can properly credit, bc it made me laugh hard this morning

I can't relate to anyone that cares if the protagonist in a video game is hot. If there's a character creator I'm making the most fucked up looking guy it allows me to make. When there's a traumatic scene I want the camera to zoom in on the face of a confused happy looking pug face

‘We all know our party is full of rapists and pedophiles so if you don’t let my second favorite rapist pedophile take the spot atop our entire justice system, I’ll tell everyone about all of you other rapist pedophiles.’

— Marge Greene