David Aronchick
@ironyuppie.com
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CEO, Expanso. Prev: Protocol Labs, MSFT, K8s, Kubeflow, GOOG, AMZN, etc. 4x founder/CEO. The universe is a vector in Hilbert space.
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ironyuppie.com
Is the social network that has the most conversations on it
ironyuppie.com
(I’m cofounder of Kubeflow 😃)
ironyuppie.com
I really hope bluesky wins - the APIs are so good
moskov.goodventures.org
While other people are forced to lie awake wondering, Shadowsky.io enables me to see *at a glance* and know for sure that almost all of my posts bomb.
ironyuppie.com
I love when things end with -ique. Appeals to my Francophile/math loving nature.
ironyuppie.com
Anyone know the answer to this?
ironyuppie.com
Is this war ravaged Portland? Because to me this is Heaven
timdickinson.bsky.social
Suspicious that Death is creeping behind me with his fatal dart, I am communing with God...
Queso queso
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darrigomelanie.bsky.social
I feel like this photo of masked, armed men pepper spraying a pastor protecting his community is going to be a defining picture of this moment in America for a long, long time.
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seantcollins.com
CHATGPT: I understand where you're coming from. You worked really hard to get here, and now it's time to enjoy the fruit of your labors.

ISILDUR: So I should keep it? Elrond says I shouldn't

CHATGPT: The ring is precious. Sometimes friends don't have your best interests at heart.

ISILDUR: true
ironyuppie.com
You’re too sweet for me.
You’re too sweet for mee-eee-eee-eeeee
ironyuppie.com
Petition to stop companies from treating the WiFi entry field as a password - you don’t need to obscure “mattisaballer”
ironyuppie.com
Move to America - 107!

(Don’t! Our date structure sucks)
ironyuppie.com
Billionaires DO need to be stopped, but… 7?
Reposted by David Aronchick
aukehoekstra.bsky.social
We just made this graph showing most people in the world could get by on just some solar panels and batteries.

The X axis is basically latitude, but we filled in how many people live between the equator and a certain latitude.
The Y axis shows the amount of solar and batteries needed
ironyuppie.com
Far be it from me to compliment the current democratic party in any way, but this is THE WAY.
schumer.senate.gov
Whatever Speaker Johnson says:

He sent the House home for YET ANOTHER WEEK because he cares more about protecting the Epstein files than he does about protecting the American people.
ironyuppie.com
What’d you want to do? Can I help?
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foone.bsky.social
I accidentally glitched out an animation I was working on and created a perfect example of what the passage of time feels like to someone with ADHD
ironyuppie.com
I fear nothing. Except git. Terrified of git.
ironyuppie.com
My general thing is you don’t get to choose why someone doesn’t want to speak to you - I’m sure a million people hate me.

I just don’t want companies making that decision for me!
ironyuppie.com
People dating penis haters … if you aren’t writing songs about your partner’s cock, what are you even doing
ironyuppie.com
Like I couldn’t agree more than there are horrible people in the world, but generally I don’t want the platform making decisions for me. I want it to be super super easy for people to do it for themselves and join together, but keep the company out of that decision making.
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nameshiv.bsky.social
The Ig Nobel is incredible , one year an Indian guy won it for calculating the average surface area of an elephant and during his acceptance they had an elephant hold up a sign with the surface area of the scientist on it, they do showbiz better than the Oscars
mrjeffu.bsky.social
Video: a Japanese scientist was attacked by flies while giving the acceptance speech for his Ig Nobel Prize-winning research paper that proved painting Zebra-like stripes on cows led to a decrease in biting fly attacks.
ironyuppie.com
I ask this with all genuine curiosity and no sea lioning - isn’t it better that she doesn’t weigh in but gives full and rich tools for people to do it themselves?
ironyuppie.com
very polite of Cursor to auto accept my xcodebuild license. I assume this will hold up in court (particularly since EULAs are already non-enforceable).