Irrational Robot
irrationalrobot.bsky.social
Irrational Robot
@irrationalrobot.bsky.social
Arcade games, lock picking, speed cubing, movie reviews, I'm "a little better than average" at a lot of dumb stuff.

Love to hate my least favorite sports teams. I watched the Simpsons when it originally aired
McDonald's has more money than God, and cannot build a decent ordering app. I'm here in a McDonald's, on McDonald's wi-fi, and can't get the bouncy fries to go away (pretty sure this is "ping McDonald's, get current menu").
November 15, 2025 at 9:47 PM
Good place for a Phil Foglio reference. :-)
November 13, 2025 at 6:59 AM
Nope, you were right!
November 2, 2025 at 4:44 AM
Whoops, forgot alt text.
October 16, 2025 at 1:20 PM
Seeing this wired article, I am reminded how AI is slipping into more and more basic apps, so I asked for an AI generated image of a "wooden ruler 18 inches long"
October 16, 2025 at 1:11 PM
September 23, 2025 at 2:56 PM
I love the fall up here. :-)
September 21, 2025 at 5:14 PM
I left a lemon in my Amazon cart and got the funniest notification.

"Tap to purchase Lemon today"
September 18, 2025 at 4:43 PM
I guess I'm done here?
September 6, 2025 at 8:32 PM
Oh wow
September 6, 2025 at 8:27 PM
If SCOTUS is going to drive me to drink, maybe like this is okay.

At Jellyfish brewing, Seattle
June 28, 2025 at 4:50 AM
Don't take my word for it:

www.supremecourt.gov/opinions/24p...
June 27, 2025 at 4:59 PM
When something really works
June 27, 2025 at 5:15 AM
Fundamentally regal. Gravy.
June 11, 2025 at 4:51 AM
Elastic cat
#catsky
June 8, 2025 at 6:40 PM
Formosa Tea was fun!
Pick tea, dry tea, judge tea, sell your crappy tea internationally!

boardgamegeek.com/boardgame/28...
May 27, 2025 at 1:01 AM
May 20, 2025 at 11:32 PM
I'm not quite sure that $MSDT understands the value prop from $MMM post it notes
May 9, 2025 at 4:42 PM
The velocity of news is too much.

Things fall apart; The centre cannot hold;
May 1, 2025 at 3:34 PM
Paul, Weiss to the ACAB courtesy phone...
April 30, 2025 at 5:07 AM
So I've heard that the Seattle port has been really quiet, and now I'm seeing my hobbies change their game plan based on That Guy's tariff policy.

When the dock workers don't have work, administration bet hope they don't go full Popeye!

www.kickstarter.com/projects/all...
April 28, 2025 at 2:03 PM
From software testing to collaborating on a legal memo, "how do I use this stupid thing" is still part of my job
April 12, 2025 at 12:04 AM
Yeah I'm getting the hang of pumpkin roll.
March 3, 2025 at 6:00 AM
No Shame, there's a lot of cool stuff in KC that locals don't see! Make sure to pick up some Topsy's (but maybe pass on the cinnamon popcorn 😉)
March 2, 2025 at 3:00 AM
Clickbait getting out of control
February 10, 2025 at 3:26 PM