Irrational Robot
@irrationalrobot.bsky.social
Arcade games, lock picking, speed cubing, movie reviews, I'm "a little better than average" at a lot of dumb stuff.
Love to hate my least favorite sports teams. I watched the Simpsons when it originally aired
Love to hate my least favorite sports teams. I watched the Simpsons when it originally aired
McDonald's has more money than God, and cannot build a decent ordering app. I'm here in a McDonald's, on McDonald's wi-fi, and can't get the bouncy fries to go away (pretty sure this is "ping McDonald's, get current menu").
November 15, 2025 at 9:47 PM
McDonald's has more money than God, and cannot build a decent ordering app. I'm here in a McDonald's, on McDonald's wi-fi, and can't get the bouncy fries to go away (pretty sure this is "ping McDonald's, get current menu").
So DeMarcus Lawrence has 56 yards of fumble recovery and two touchdowns.
Seattle's leading rusher has 53 yards and no touchdowns.
You know what? I'm 💯 cool with that.
#Seahawks
Seattle's leading rusher has 53 yards and no touchdowns.
You know what? I'm 💯 cool with that.
#Seahawks
November 9, 2025 at 11:40 PM
So DeMarcus Lawrence has 56 yards of fumble recovery and two touchdowns.
Seattle's leading rusher has 53 yards and no touchdowns.
You know what? I'm 💯 cool with that.
#Seahawks
Seattle's leading rusher has 53 yards and no touchdowns.
You know what? I'm 💯 cool with that.
#Seahawks
I laughed at this like three times
Alito: what if there were an imminent threat of war with a powerful enemy whose economy was dependent on US trade?
what if goldfish had laser-eyes
what if I could ride a bike to outer space
like that's just utterly implausible and not even kind of what's happening in this case
what if goldfish had laser-eyes
what if I could ride a bike to outer space
like that's just utterly implausible and not even kind of what's happening in this case
November 6, 2025 at 1:08 AM
I laughed at this like three times
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This is video of the incident bsky.app/profile/thet...
“YOU hit HER.”
CHICAGO - Trump’s ICE goons ram into a passing car after snatching someone, then brutally drag the female driver of the car they hit out of her car with guns drawn and arrest her too. (Her brother says she’s a citizen)
CHICAGO - Trump’s ICE goons ram into a passing car after snatching someone, then brutally drag the female driver of the car they hit out of her car with guns drawn and arrest her too. (Her brother says she’s a citizen)
November 3, 2025 at 2:18 PM
This is video of the incident bsky.app/profile/thet...
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I think I found my next hobby the-flytrap.ghost.io/inside-the-t...
Inside the Tiny, Weird World of Halloween ‘Villaging'
As part of this Boomer-coded subculture, two companies vie for the attention of weirdos like me, who prefer to spend their time—and money—constructing small, spooky landscapes.
the-flytrap.ghost.io
October 31, 2025 at 2:11 PM
I think I found my next hobby the-flytrap.ghost.io/inside-the-t...
I've probably watched this a dozen times, and it keeps getting weirder.
AI sitcom accidentally a Lynchian fever dream. The sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and insane lament.
October 30, 2025 at 4:09 AM
I've probably watched this a dozen times, and it keeps getting weirder.
LinkedIn games: You're on a 56 day streak!
Me: yeah YOUR MOM's on a 56 day oh hey thanks
Me: yeah YOUR MOM's on a 56 day oh hey thanks
October 26, 2025 at 6:36 PM
LinkedIn games: You're on a 56 day streak!
Me: yeah YOUR MOM's on a 56 day oh hey thanks
Me: yeah YOUR MOM's on a 56 day oh hey thanks
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Now we all push together
We might not agree how far
But we all know which direction
gets us closer than we are
And we know we're burnin daylight
with each second we don't start
Every shoulder to the boulder,
Here we go.
Heave ho!
#NoKings
We might not agree how far
But we all know which direction
gets us closer than we are
And we know we're burnin daylight
with each second we don't start
Every shoulder to the boulder,
Here we go.
Heave ho!
#NoKings
🧵:
Last June, more than 5 million Americans joined #NoKings rallies across the country, protesting President Trump's authoritarianism. And this Saturday, with your help, it's going to be even bigger and better.
Last June, more than 5 million Americans joined #NoKings rallies across the country, protesting President Trump's authoritarianism. And this Saturday, with your help, it's going to be even bigger and better.
October 15, 2025 at 3:53 AM
Now we all push together
We might not agree how far
But we all know which direction
gets us closer than we are
And we know we're burnin daylight
with each second we don't start
Every shoulder to the boulder,
Here we go.
Heave ho!
#NoKings
We might not agree how far
But we all know which direction
gets us closer than we are
And we know we're burnin daylight
with each second we don't start
Every shoulder to the boulder,
Here we go.
Heave ho!
#NoKings
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My "Oop! You're dead!" chocolate bar is raising questions answered by my chocolate bar.
October 16, 2025 at 3:49 PM
My "Oop! You're dead!" chocolate bar is raising questions answered by my chocolate bar.
Seeing this wired article, I am reminded how AI is slipping into more and more basic apps, so I asked for an AI generated image of a "wooden ruler 18 inches long"
October 16, 2025 at 1:11 PM
Seeing this wired article, I am reminded how AI is slipping into more and more basic apps, so I asked for an AI generated image of a "wooden ruler 18 inches long"
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Jeffries: "The effort to mischaracterize the rallies that are gonna take place all across the country is part of the continued right-wing disinformation machine that is failing to persuade the American people."
October 15, 2025 at 6:43 PM
Jeffries: "The effort to mischaracterize the rallies that are gonna take place all across the country is part of the continued right-wing disinformation machine that is failing to persuade the American people."
MacBook power adapters are ridiculous.
October 13, 2025 at 8:03 PM
MacBook power adapters are ridiculous.
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Portland Frog gets it
October 10, 2025 at 12:11 PM
Portland Frog gets it
Whenever I feel emotionally numb, I can always watch reaction videos to Zombie by the cranberries.
October 9, 2025 at 3:02 AM
Whenever I feel emotionally numb, I can always watch reaction videos to Zombie by the cranberries.
Were there any really good TV shows about high school?
* My So-Called Life?
* Parker Lewis Can't Lose?
I'm just reflecting on how bad Saved By The Bell and Head of the Class were.
* My So-Called Life?
* Parker Lewis Can't Lose?
I'm just reflecting on how bad Saved By The Bell and Head of the Class were.
October 6, 2025 at 5:30 PM
Were there any really good TV shows about high school?
* My So-Called Life?
* Parker Lewis Can't Lose?
I'm just reflecting on how bad Saved By The Bell and Head of the Class were.
* My So-Called Life?
* Parker Lewis Can't Lose?
I'm just reflecting on how bad Saved By The Bell and Head of the Class were.
I love the fall up here. :-)
September 21, 2025 at 5:14 PM
I love the fall up here. :-)
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FINAL: #KUfball 41, West Virginia 10.
Jayhawks (3-1, 1-0 Big 12) utterly dominant in all three phases. A visit from Cincinnati awaits next week.
Jayhawks (3-1, 1-0 Big 12) utterly dominant in all three phases. A visit from Cincinnati awaits next week.
September 21, 2025 at 1:31 AM
FINAL: #KUfball 41, West Virginia 10.
Jayhawks (3-1, 1-0 Big 12) utterly dominant in all three phases. A visit from Cincinnati awaits next week.
Jayhawks (3-1, 1-0 Big 12) utterly dominant in all three phases. A visit from Cincinnati awaits next week.
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This "insane asylums" thing is so incredibly bizarre. It's a figment of his imagination, completely unrelated to anything in reality, and apparently based on nothing other than his riffing on a misunderstanding of what the word "asylum" means.
September 20, 2025 at 5:39 PM
This "insane asylums" thing is so incredibly bizarre. It's a figment of his imagination, completely unrelated to anything in reality, and apparently based on nothing other than his riffing on a misunderstanding of what the word "asylum" means.
I left a lemon in my Amazon cart and got the funniest notification.
"Tap to purchase Lemon today"
"Tap to purchase Lemon today"
September 18, 2025 at 4:43 PM
I left a lemon in my Amazon cart and got the funniest notification.
"Tap to purchase Lemon today"
"Tap to purchase Lemon today"
I've got to continue working to be a better person. There isn't anything particularly bad I'm doing right now, I just figure I've got room to grow.
September 18, 2025 at 2:10 PM
I've got to continue working to be a better person. There isn't anything particularly bad I'm doing right now, I just figure I've got room to grow.
Oh jeez I forgot: I left my unhappy career in tech and started law school. It's been great!
tell me what u are doing
be proud of your work and share it here
be proud of your work and share it here
hearing that we're not supposed to be promoting our stuff on here? seen a couple of posts disparaging that practice. still have no idea what this place is about, what is ok to post or not post, feeling like i'm dog paddling here
September 17, 2025 at 5:53 AM
Oh jeez I forgot: I left my unhappy career in tech and started law school. It's been great!
I took my daughter to the opening gala for a South Asian film festival in Seattle. It looks like a great time!
tasveer.org
tasveer.org
September 17, 2025 at 4:37 AM
I took my daughter to the opening gala for a South Asian film festival in Seattle. It looks like a great time!
tasveer.org
tasveer.org
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EAT SHIT MOTHERFUCKER AARON RODGERS GET THE FUCK OUT OF THE THIS LEAGUE YOU TRANSPHOBE MOTHERFUCKER. MAYBE IF YOU GOT VAXXED YOU COULD TELL WHICH TEAM YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO THROW THE BALL TO
MOREOVER, ICE MUST BE DESTROYED
MOREOVER, ICE MUST BE DESTROYED
September 14, 2025 at 6:59 PM
EAT SHIT MOTHERFUCKER AARON RODGERS GET THE FUCK OUT OF THE THIS LEAGUE YOU TRANSPHOBE MOTHERFUCKER. MAYBE IF YOU GOT VAXXED YOU COULD TELL WHICH TEAM YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO THROW THE BALL TO
MOREOVER, ICE MUST BE DESTROYED
MOREOVER, ICE MUST BE DESTROYED
As an enjoyer of the kibble bits in Lucky Charms, I'm a little sad that I missed out on Alpha Bits as an adult consumer of breakfast cereal.
September 14, 2025 at 10:52 PM
As an enjoyer of the kibble bits in Lucky Charms, I'm a little sad that I missed out on Alpha Bits as an adult consumer of breakfast cereal.
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DM: ‘You come to large wooden door.’
Cat: ‘I knock at the door.’
DM: ‘An orc opens it and asks you to come in.’
Cat: ‘I do nothing.’
DM ‘He asks you to come inside again.’
Cat: ‘I do nothing.’
DM: ‘Eventually the orc tires and closes the door.’
Cat: ‘I knock at the door.’
Cat: ‘I knock at the door.’
DM: ‘An orc opens it and asks you to come in.’
Cat: ‘I do nothing.’
DM ‘He asks you to come inside again.’
Cat: ‘I do nothing.’
DM: ‘Eventually the orc tires and closes the door.’
Cat: ‘I knock at the door.’
November 18, 2024 at 6:07 PM
DM: ‘You come to large wooden door.’
Cat: ‘I knock at the door.’
DM: ‘An orc opens it and asks you to come in.’
Cat: ‘I do nothing.’
DM ‘He asks you to come inside again.’
Cat: ‘I do nothing.’
DM: ‘Eventually the orc tires and closes the door.’
Cat: ‘I knock at the door.’
Cat: ‘I knock at the door.’
DM: ‘An orc opens it and asks you to come in.’
Cat: ‘I do nothing.’
DM ‘He asks you to come inside again.’
Cat: ‘I do nothing.’
DM: ‘Eventually the orc tires and closes the door.’
Cat: ‘I knock at the door.’