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I should be supervised. I rarely am. But should be.
"Any occasion?"

What's the occasion, 1995?
August 26, 2025 at 2:46 AM
Was going to make breakfast but then this happened.

So I guess I'm on a diet now?
July 20, 2025 at 4:54 PM
Really wishing I could regress to preschool about now. I would like a snack, a little outdoor time, a nap, and then some supervised art projects.
July 19, 2025 at 1:18 AM
"The Princess and the Pea" is entirely about ADHD (and honestly probably AuDHD) not just some rich princess with high standards.

Tell me I'm wrong, she says, realizing that A SINGLE CAT HAIR ON HER SHOULDER is what's making her whole body twitch.
July 17, 2025 at 4:49 AM
"I'm making it rain like I control the weather."
- me, looking at my bank account trying to figure out how to pay for my food and the 268 bales of hay I just got for the farm
July 6, 2025 at 1:15 AM
Wondered why my onions were struggling to thrive.

And now it makes sense.

Cat.

Cat does not have same effect as greenhouse.

Warm. But squishy.
July 4, 2025 at 3:46 PM
Duvet cover is French for "comforter condom" right?
July 2, 2025 at 3:15 AM
FFS even a senile Biden was smart enough not to unilaterally bomb Iran.

Your vote, your choice?

How's that working out?
June 22, 2025 at 1:57 AM
Apparently at this age, my hips don't lie but they will try to sabotage me at every turn

#aging
June 2, 2025 at 4:49 PM
If you want to be a mother, great.

If you DON'T want to be a mother, great.

Rewarding motherhood with medals, as a patriotic duty, is straight out of the Nazi playbook.

Hard pass:

perspectives.ushmm.org/item/german-...
German Motherhood Medals
A digital tool for studying the Holocaust through unique, original sources.
perspectives.ushmm.org
April 22, 2025 at 2:34 PM
Old witchcraft: Making holy water boil when you touch it

New witchcraft: Making the Pope die when you touch him.

JD Vance is why we can't have nice things.
April 21, 2025 at 11:32 PM
I think my cat is having an existential crisis
March 16, 2025 at 12:51 AM
Democrats need to be a little more John Wick and a little less John Adams right meow.
March 12, 2025 at 2:41 PM
Four scores and even seven years won't be enough did the Chiefs to come back from this one.
February 10, 2025 at 2:43 AM
Samuel L Jackson is still the best part of the halftime show.
February 10, 2025 at 1:30 AM
Could really do without Brady commentating (if that's what we're calling his blathering) the Super Bowl. How much did he pay someone for this gig?
February 9, 2025 at 11:45 PM
Snow day!
February 6, 2025 at 11:36 PM
Reposted by Bee
The Trump administration has placed two top security chiefs at the U.S. Agency for International Development on leave after they resisted turning over classified material in restricted areas to Elon Musk’s staffers. America, please stand with us—we are fighting to defend this country!
February 2, 2025 at 7:09 PM
Reposted by Bee
We have to do three things right now, 1) block bad Trump admin actions, 2) build an opposition party that will win elections, 3) help people who need it. If an activism idea doesn’t do one of those, it’s not a good one.
February 2, 2025 at 12:30 AM
Anxiety counts as cardio, right?
January 29, 2025 at 11:47 PM
This seems normal, right?
January 21, 2025 at 1:31 AM
Boom. Three states.

It's nice that the east coast made their states so little.
January 19, 2025 at 5:46 AM
I do love a good lighthouse.

I do not, however, enjoy losing feeling in my face.

Alas.
January 16, 2025 at 12:38 AM
Punishment for traffic engineers must involve making them design rental car ingress/egress at airports.

This just feels spiteful.

Signs? Please. You don't need those.

Merging? Sure. Can you do it in 102 feet?

You want to LEAVE the airport? Sorry. You're stuck here just like me.
a bald man is making a funny face and pointing at the camera with the words `` evil laughter '' .
ALT: a bald man is making a funny face and pointing at the camera with the words `` evil laughter '' .
media.tenor.com
January 13, 2025 at 3:01 AM
I would like to unsubscribe from 2025, thanks.
January 11, 2025 at 5:27 PM