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I’m not sure if I can do this again. I used to be @Mathimat on the app for Fascists. (I’m not using it anymore, because I’m not a fascist).
#AUDHD
Please don’t sell this one to Leon Murk too.
@matat on Instagram. Definitely a shitposter. Hates genocides.
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The advantage of being a polyglot is that I can make shitty puns in multiple languages. It helps me to prevent making friends.
Not gonna lie, the fact they didn’t drop the “memorial” in the first one got my hopes up for a second.
Whoever runs must vow to remove this fascist garbage on day one.
December 20, 2025 at 7:07 PM
Current song obsession:

youtu.be/Py9ABLiPGrI?...
Kyle Gordon - Girl of the Heart (feat. Giovanni Ice) [Official Music Video]
YouTube video by kylegordonisgreat
youtu.be
December 19, 2025 at 8:13 PM
Seems a good a time as any to point out that anyone using gmail should login in their browser -> settings wheel -> see all settings -> uncheck the “turn on smart features in Gmail etc.” option.
Falsely asserting that I’m already using your AI slopbot is not going to convince me to actually do so, Google 😒
December 12, 2025 at 2:07 PM
Are we allowed to call him Liam Sneezin’ now, or is it too soon?
SCOOP: Academy Award-nominee Liam Neeson narrated a recent anti-vaccine documentary that glorifies RFK Jr.’s rise to power.

In the film, Neeson—a UNICEF Goodwill Ambassador—calls the COVID-19 vaccines “dangerous experiments.”

www.importantcontext.news/p/liam-neeso...
Liam Neeson Narrates Anti-Vax, Pro-RFK Documentary
The Taken actor can be heard calling mRNA COVID vaccines “dangerous experiments.”
www.importantcontext.news
December 11, 2025 at 8:05 PM
That trash pile of an excuse for a social network should have been banned from the EU ages ago. Fines are for the weak. Just burn that fucker’s shit down.
December 9, 2025 at 3:47 PM
Reposted by Alice Roberts sounds fine
This absolutely needs to be a campaign. The UK and the EU (Germany especially,) need to get all government business OFF of X. Start with that and charities and other organizations will follow.
Come to BlueSky. Cut off the oxygen at X.
Nothing is more symbolic of Europe's inherent weakness of resolve - EU and UK - than the failure of governments and institutions to leave X/Twitter en masse. It's easier to stay, so stay they do. Pathetic.
First, leave X. Leave X. Now.
December 8, 2025 at 9:04 AM
Apparently the FIFA peace prize was awarded to the president of the USA. Given the criteria they’re most likely to award the next one to Adolf Hitler posthumously.
December 6, 2025 at 11:07 AM
People will never be free until the last billionaire is strangled with the entrails of the last politician. - Dennis Diderot (had he lived today)
November 14, 2025 at 11:05 AM
Reposted by Alice Roberts sounds fine
succubus - female demon that seduces men

incubus - male demon that seduces women

vengabus - non-binary demon that likes to party
November 6, 2025 at 3:38 PM
"Okay, now KISS!"

- Me after having said Bloody Mary three times, and Candyman five times in front of the mirror.
October 17, 2025 at 3:53 PM
The fascists are on Twitter. Given you’re posting this here you are definitely Antifa, which means you’re one of the cool kids. The math checks out.
I wish I was so cool 😎
September 28, 2025 at 6:49 AM
If you’re having trouble writing alt text to pictures; Just try to imagine you’re mansplaining what’s in the photo to someone, and just type that down.
September 2, 2025 at 8:06 AM
Alien: Earth is SO GOOD. They’re finally doing something new with the story!!!

Where Romulus was just a checklist of stuff from the previous movies, this show is bringing on fresh ideas right from the start. Brilliant!
August 31, 2025 at 6:58 PM
It’s weird that Musk doesn’t own Microsoft, because (allegedly) it’s a perfect description of his penis.
August 31, 2025 at 5:31 PM
I am obsessed. OBSESSED! youtu.be/XznC1rOAZIM?...
Halestorm - Rain Your Blood On Me/Drum Solo - 28/06/25 - London Stadium
YouTube video by Dunny
youtu.be
August 28, 2025 at 1:17 PM
In case you don't believe me, look up the hannibal directive. It'll shed a clearer light on what's happening hostage-wise. Israel doesn't give a shit. Netanyahu and his government can get fucked.
If the Israelian government genuinely cared about those hostages they would let humanitarian workers do their jobs, they would let through aid, food, water. They don’t do that. This is an unequivocal genocide, with a complete disregard for Palestinian and Israeli lives alike.
August 13, 2025 at 6:15 PM
I know that The Lake isn’t the best TV show ever, but Julia Stiles is absolutely incredible in it. Which makes it worth a watch, imho.
August 7, 2025 at 3:59 AM
If the Israelian government genuinely cared about those hostages they would let humanitarian workers do their jobs, they would let through aid, food, water. They don’t do that. This is an unequivocal genocide, with a complete disregard for Palestinian and Israeli lives alike.
July 26, 2025 at 2:01 PM
When you’re in your late 30’s nothing compares to the joy of watching chaos ensue in the group chat after replacing “dinner” for “Donner” in the dictionary of that one friend who leaves his phone unlocked. It takes patience, but the pay off is more than worth it.
July 25, 2025 at 9:48 AM
The enemy of my enemy is also my enemy. I can antagonise them both. I can multitask.
July 13, 2025 at 10:33 AM
Current song obsession; Dutch band Van Dik Hout - Stil In Mij: youtu.be/c-Fujnlf-vo?...
Van Dik Hout - Stil In Mij (Live op Concert at SEA 2018)
YouTube video by Concert at SEA
youtu.be
July 5, 2025 at 5:00 PM
The word "cybertruck" is a bit like calling a cow a chicken, and expect it to lay eggs.

www.hcn.org/issues/57-5/...
The Cybertruck is all tricks and no truck, a musky Tesla fail - High Country News
The Cybertruck is nothing but a baking sheet on wheels that's riding to recall lane toward a dead end.
www.hcn.org
July 2, 2025 at 3:05 PM
I joined them, and deactivated my paying subscription.
Migrated my playlists with an app called playlistly towards Apple music (I'm already knee deep in their ecosystem anyway). Not saying you should do the same, but I can tell you it feels damn good!

www.kqed.org/arts/1397814...
SF Band Ditches Spotify Over CEO’s $700M Military AI Investment
Deerhoof will remove its entire catalog from the ‘data-mining scam masquerading as a ‘music company.’’
www.kqed.org
July 2, 2025 at 8:51 AM
Seymore Richards is the unabridged version of Seymore Dicks.
June 29, 2025 at 11:25 AM
The US president couldn’t negotiate himself out of a paper bag. He’s so terrible at making deals that he just decides to bomb them instead. What a pathetic excuse for a human being.
June 22, 2025 at 7:01 AM