IsSheAlexander
@isshealexander.bsky.social
I’m an esthetician and also a shitposter.
I feel like every city I’ve lived in has an Edgar Allen Poe Museum. What is the truth?
January 11, 2026 at 11:40 PM
I feel like every city I’ve lived in has an Edgar Allen Poe Museum. What is the truth?
It’s been two years since Alone came out and I still haven’t seen a more iconic duo. I hope we’ll see Kim Petras and Miss Piggy do more collabs.
December 17, 2025 at 1:17 AM
It’s been two years since Alone came out and I still haven’t seen a more iconic duo. I hope we’ll see Kim Petras and Miss Piggy do more collabs.
I need @charlixcxofficial.bsky.social to know that I wasn’t able to make it to the BRAT tour because of school but I’m not a fake fan 🥹
December 3, 2025 at 11:38 PM
I need @charlixcxofficial.bsky.social to know that I wasn’t able to make it to the BRAT tour because of school but I’m not a fake fan 🥹
Listening to the Goofy Movie soundtrack wishing I was old enough at the time to have heard the underlying themes of Tevin Campbell’s songs because man… Stand Out kinda gives Bronski Beat and i2i of course never flops.
November 24, 2025 at 6:47 PM
Listening to the Goofy Movie soundtrack wishing I was old enough at the time to have heard the underlying themes of Tevin Campbell’s songs because man… Stand Out kinda gives Bronski Beat and i2i of course never flops.
Favorite post-election convo tonight: “Does @abigailspanberger.com kind of have a Gaga thing about her?”
“I see it, but not Gaga. Stefani Germanotta, from certain angles.”
*resounding group agreement*
“I see it, but not Gaga. Stefani Germanotta, from certain angles.”
*resounding group agreement*
November 5, 2025 at 2:00 AM
Favorite post-election convo tonight: “Does @abigailspanberger.com kind of have a Gaga thing about her?”
“I see it, but not Gaga. Stefani Germanotta, from certain angles.”
*resounding group agreement*
“I see it, but not Gaga. Stefani Germanotta, from certain angles.”
*resounding group agreement*
It’s kinda silly but one of my motivations for surviving 2 years of post-layoff unemployment and enrolling in esthetician school to chase a new dream is: I couldn’t afford tickets to see #ChappellRoan when she came to my city. I was crushed. Now I have 5 years to build and make it to the next tour.
September 2, 2025 at 11:25 PM
It’s kinda silly but one of my motivations for surviving 2 years of post-layoff unemployment and enrolling in esthetician school to chase a new dream is: I couldn’t afford tickets to see #ChappellRoan when she came to my city. I was crushed. Now I have 5 years to build and make it to the next tour.
Unreleased episode: Scully and Mulder’s investigation of the Ep Files.
August 23, 2025 at 2:39 PM
Unreleased episode: Scully and Mulder’s investigation of the Ep Files.
If the curse of Demise in the #LegendOfZelda universe affects all instances where the blood of the goddess and the spirit of the hero exist, could that mean we could have a game one day that takes place in the Twilight Realm where Midna, a hero, and a demon are the main characters?
August 18, 2025 at 11:27 PM
If the curse of Demise in the #LegendOfZelda universe affects all instances where the blood of the goddess and the spirit of the hero exist, could that mean we could have a game one day that takes place in the Twilight Realm where Midna, a hero, and a demon are the main characters?
If anyone out there has been holding off on doing something drastic, I’m giving you permission to do it. Go ahead and fix the problem.
July 2, 2025 at 12:24 PM
If anyone out there has been holding off on doing something drastic, I’m giving you permission to do it. Go ahead and fix the problem.
When someone intentionally rubs their crotch against me while passing behind me in the bar:
June 19, 2025 at 8:54 AM
When someone intentionally rubs their crotch against me while passing behind me in the bar:
Actual footage of me asking the internet why my ass is still little even though I leg press 410.
June 17, 2025 at 5:10 PM
Actual footage of me asking the internet why my ass is still little even though I leg press 410.
Even Henry Cavill had a twink era and we don’t talk about that enough
June 16, 2025 at 11:54 AM
Even Henry Cavill had a twink era and we don’t talk about that enough
Today, the monster was given her trazodone before going to see her doctor to get her nails done, and she was so hopped up on adrenaline that that it did not fully kick in until we got back in the car AFTER the visit.
June 10, 2025 at 6:52 PM
Today, the monster was given her trazodone before going to see her doctor to get her nails done, and she was so hopped up on adrenaline that that it did not fully kick in until we got back in the car AFTER the visit.
Some of you are coming back from #WorldPride2025 looking like this and we need to talk about it.
June 10, 2025 at 2:43 PM
Some of you are coming back from #WorldPride2025 looking like this and we need to talk about it.
Sacrifices must be made for the good of the class. Got my pits and legs (and toes) waxed by classmates today. #esthetician
May 7, 2025 at 7:44 PM
Sacrifices must be made for the good of the class. Got my pits and legs (and toes) waxed by classmates today. #esthetician
When autocorrect changes “Minthara” to “Montana” and suddenly Hannah Minthara is part of your head canon. #bg3 #baldursgate3 #gaming
January 26, 2025 at 9:37 PM
When autocorrect changes “Minthara” to “Montana” and suddenly Hannah Minthara is part of your head canon. #bg3 #baldursgate3 #gaming
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I don’t know about y’all but with each headline, I’m more ashamed. JFC 🤦🏼♀️ Link azmirror.com/2025/01/24/r... 〰️AdminJenn
January 24, 2025 at 8:32 PM
I don’t know about y’all but with each headline, I’m more ashamed. JFC 🤦🏼♀️ Link azmirror.com/2025/01/24/r... 〰️AdminJenn
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I wrote this on one of the darkest days of my life. It gave me an anchor to hold onto.
January 24, 2025 at 2:57 PM
I wrote this on one of the darkest days of my life. It gave me an anchor to hold onto.
Slowly deleting my Meta accounts. Slowly because they make it really difficult to do it.
January 24, 2025 at 9:46 PM
Slowly deleting my Meta accounts. Slowly because they make it really difficult to do it.
Good Morning Michelle Yeoh and no one else.
December 3, 2024 at 6:41 PM
Good Morning Michelle Yeoh and no one else.
“How did you know I had a layover in Turkey?”
November 24, 2024 at 4:40 AM
“How did you know I had a layover in Turkey?”
The Cuntification of Anne Hathaway needs to be a university study because my god.
November 22, 2024 at 9:08 PM
The Cuntification of Anne Hathaway needs to be a university study because my god.
Hey there, BlueSky. So like, I have a huge journey ahead of me and I’m probably going to document it here. Let’s grow together!
October 22, 2024 at 6:28 PM
Hey there, BlueSky. So like, I have a huge journey ahead of me and I’m probably going to document it here. Let’s grow together!