Jay
@istarispartan.bsky.social
Here for news & jokes mostly. Views are my own. I swear a lot. World expert on things, and stuff. Anime and games lover. Plotting to take over the world.
T'is not for the weak-hearted!
December 10, 2025 at 1:48 PM
T'is not for the weak-hearted!
Do you know how long I've dreamed of singing along to them B2M classics???
And as an added bonus got to do the Dru Hill step, sing 'stutter' and lust after Toni's fine self.
When will my pain end?
And as an added bonus got to do the Dru Hill step, sing 'stutter' and lust after Toni's fine self.
When will my pain end?
a bald man is covering his mouth with his hand while another man holds a microphone in the background .
ALT: a bald man is covering his mouth with his hand while another man holds a microphone in the background .
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December 10, 2025 at 1:47 PM
Do you know how long I've dreamed of singing along to them B2M classics???
And as an added bonus got to do the Dru Hill step, sing 'stutter' and lust after Toni's fine self.
When will my pain end?
And as an added bonus got to do the Dru Hill step, sing 'stutter' and lust after Toni's fine self.
When will my pain end?
Glad I could do that for you.
Follow for more.
(more chortling not guaranteed)
Follow for more.
(more chortling not guaranteed)
December 10, 2025 at 1:24 PM
Glad I could do that for you.
Follow for more.
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Follow for more.
(more chortling not guaranteed)
Shout out to the London man dem!
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December 10, 2025 at 11:35 AM
Shout out to the London man dem!
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December 10, 2025 at 11:34 AM
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That doesn't look like Birmingham! 🤗😅
December 10, 2025 at 11:30 AM
That doesn't look like Birmingham! 🤗😅
Movie you’ve watched more than six times, hard mode (no Star Wars or Trek, no Pixar, no LOTR, no Disney, no Marvel)
a man is wearing a tutu and dancing in a field .
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December 8, 2025 at 11:48 PM
Movie you’ve watched more than six times, hard mode (no Star Wars or Trek, no Pixar, no LOTR, no Disney, no Marvel)
Thanks so much. It means the world to me right now🥹
I hope you open the biggest wrapped box this year and it's just a $5 gift card for a store you don't even like.
Even when I'm sat here teary eyed and appreciating you, I will still wish bullshit on you.
(sniff) you will (sniff) never know peace!
I hope you open the biggest wrapped box this year and it's just a $5 gift card for a store you don't even like.
Even when I'm sat here teary eyed and appreciating you, I will still wish bullshit on you.
(sniff) you will (sniff) never know peace!
December 7, 2025 at 12:43 PM
Thanks so much. It means the world to me right now🥹
I hope you open the biggest wrapped box this year and it's just a $5 gift card for a store you don't even like.
Even when I'm sat here teary eyed and appreciating you, I will still wish bullshit on you.
(sniff) you will (sniff) never know peace!
I hope you open the biggest wrapped box this year and it's just a $5 gift card for a store you don't even like.
Even when I'm sat here teary eyed and appreciating you, I will still wish bullshit on you.
(sniff) you will (sniff) never know peace!
I'm always here for ya.
Sometimes to visit inconveniences upon you.
Sometimes to show care.
But I'm always here.
Right now I'm heartbroken twice over.
So don't be mean.
Sometimes to visit inconveniences upon you.
Sometimes to show care.
But I'm always here.
Right now I'm heartbroken twice over.
So don't be mean.
December 7, 2025 at 12:04 PM
I'm always here for ya.
Sometimes to visit inconveniences upon you.
Sometimes to show care.
But I'm always here.
Right now I'm heartbroken twice over.
So don't be mean.
Sometimes to visit inconveniences upon you.
Sometimes to show care.
But I'm always here.
Right now I'm heartbroken twice over.
So don't be mean.
I did cry. This is fucked up man. Why does life have to be this sad.
a little boy in a blue shirt is saying i 'm fine .
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December 7, 2025 at 12:01 PM
I did cry. This is fucked up man. Why does life have to be this sad.
I hope you...
...you know what? I hope you find someone to make you feel like you've dreamt of feeling.
I can visit inconveniences on you another day.
Take care, friend. 🫂
...you know what? I hope you find someone to make you feel like you've dreamt of feeling.
I can visit inconveniences on you another day.
Take care, friend. 🫂
December 7, 2025 at 1:07 AM
I hope you...
...you know what? I hope you find someone to make you feel like you've dreamt of feeling.
I can visit inconveniences on you another day.
Take care, friend. 🫂
...you know what? I hope you find someone to make you feel like you've dreamt of feeling.
I can visit inconveniences on you another day.
Take care, friend. 🫂
Translation:
Some people that have to pay loads to check for asbestos thought 'man, it would be so much cheaper and easier for us if we didn't have to check. If only there were someone we could bribe to change the law... Wait a minute!!'
Some people that have to pay loads to check for asbestos thought 'man, it would be so much cheaper and easier for us if we didn't have to check. If only there were someone we could bribe to change the law... Wait a minute!!'
December 7, 2025 at 1:04 AM
Translation:
Some people that have to pay loads to check for asbestos thought 'man, it would be so much cheaper and easier for us if we didn't have to check. If only there were someone we could bribe to change the law... Wait a minute!!'
Some people that have to pay loads to check for asbestos thought 'man, it would be so much cheaper and easier for us if we didn't have to check. If only there were someone we could bribe to change the law... Wait a minute!!'