🤝 deal (but you have to flex in front of me first)

arm you actually work out and I am built like a disney channel original

and making a bagel with a borderline logistically infeasible amount of honey and singing very poorly along with benjamin deathcab and finishing a shitty notes app poem and setting a reminder to call my mom and brushing my teeth while bouncing on my toes and falling asleep snuggling a small plush cat

your makeup is always so fucking cool

taking the kind of testosterone that makes your morality fragmentary (being derived from experience and not much of it)

oh my god

I typically have a policy of not posting when I'm drunk (unless it's to testostipost poetry excerpts, which is frequently what I decide I want to do when I'm drinking) because I have the tendency to hornypost, but I made an exception for this because it's important to share with the community.

I used to pretend that I was an alien my parents found in the woods 🤝

ok I did a really mid job cleaning and forgot to start the laundry but they're killing people in the streets so actually I'm allowed to read in bed now

🥹

in bed doing a quick tdick check to make sure it still exists then smiling contentedly