Ian / יחיאל
@itblumenfeld.bsky.social
Bi 🩷💙💜, Jewish ✡️ mathematician ☕️, dancer 🕺🏻, and baker 🥖 . He/Him
I’m all for people doing absolutely whatever they want at karaoke…
But if you’re a straight dude and go to a gay bar where everyone is singing show tunes and you sing Riders on the Storm and during the 60 bar break shout “Fuck the Patriots,” and “Jim Morrison is a god,” you have missed the vibe.
But if you’re a straight dude and go to a gay bar where everyone is singing show tunes and you sing Riders on the Storm and during the 60 bar break shout “Fuck the Patriots,” and “Jim Morrison is a god,” you have missed the vibe.
February 4, 2025 at 3:27 AM
I’m all for people doing absolutely whatever they want at karaoke…
But if you’re a straight dude and go to a gay bar where everyone is singing show tunes and you sing Riders on the Storm and during the 60 bar break shout “Fuck the Patriots,” and “Jim Morrison is a god,” you have missed the vibe.
But if you’re a straight dude and go to a gay bar where everyone is singing show tunes and you sing Riders on the Storm and during the 60 bar break shout “Fuck the Patriots,” and “Jim Morrison is a god,” you have missed the vibe.
Had a phenomenal meeting with a high ranking civil servant today. It’s so good to know that so many people tasked with defending our country are serious about their oaths to the Constitution.
January 31, 2025 at 11:35 PM
Had a phenomenal meeting with a high ranking civil servant today. It’s so good to know that so many people tasked with defending our country are serious about their oaths to the Constitution.
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➡️ January 20: FAA director fired
➡️ January 21: Air Traffic Controller hiring frozen
➡️ January 22: Aviation Safety Advisory Committee disbanded
➡️ January 28: Buyout/retirement demand sent to existing employees
➡️ January 29: First American mid-air collision in 16 years
Making America Great Again!
➡️ January 21: Air Traffic Controller hiring frozen
➡️ January 22: Aviation Safety Advisory Committee disbanded
➡️ January 28: Buyout/retirement demand sent to existing employees
➡️ January 29: First American mid-air collision in 16 years
Making America Great Again!
January 30, 2025 at 3:37 PM
➡️ January 20: FAA director fired
➡️ January 21: Air Traffic Controller hiring frozen
➡️ January 22: Aviation Safety Advisory Committee disbanded
➡️ January 28: Buyout/retirement demand sent to existing employees
➡️ January 29: First American mid-air collision in 16 years
Making America Great Again!
➡️ January 21: Air Traffic Controller hiring frozen
➡️ January 22: Aviation Safety Advisory Committee disbanded
➡️ January 28: Buyout/retirement demand sent to existing employees
➡️ January 29: First American mid-air collision in 16 years
Making America Great Again!
I’m enjoying playing chess again, but I find that I only get matched against the same three people over and over. I always beat two of them and lose to the other. My current board position looks very good but also… weird?
December 28, 2024 at 3:37 AM
I’m enjoying playing chess again, but I find that I only get matched against the same three people over and over. I always beat two of them and lose to the other. My current board position looks very good but also… weird?
If you want to know where I am emotionally these days, I can’t even read a skeet that talks about Blitzø and Stolas without crying.
December 24, 2024 at 9:23 PM
If you want to know where I am emotionally these days, I can’t even read a skeet that talks about Blitzø and Stolas without crying.
OMFG, the Sinsmas episode of Helluva Boss just broke me. Like I cried for the solid 30 minutes. If you’re a gay parent, like … just make sure you have tissues before watching, ok?
December 22, 2024 at 2:18 PM
OMFG, the Sinsmas episode of Helluva Boss just broke me. Like I cried for the solid 30 minutes. If you’re a gay parent, like … just make sure you have tissues before watching, ok?
Sometimes I hate you NYT Spelling Bee
December 11, 2024 at 11:09 AM
Sometimes I hate you NYT Spelling Bee
For all the people who still think I’m straight:
December 5, 2024 at 11:49 AM
For all the people who still think I’m straight:
@marissarae.bsky.social - Any chance for a Good Play Pod resurrection for A Man on the Inside?
November 30, 2024 at 8:19 PM
@marissarae.bsky.social - Any chance for a Good Play Pod resurrection for A Man on the Inside?
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it’s interesting that they’re trying to ban trans people from the military. from what i’ve heard they’re super soldiers who are too good at sports and athleticism
November 27, 2024 at 4:14 PM
it’s interesting that they’re trying to ban trans people from the military. from what i’ve heard they’re super soldiers who are too good at sports and athleticism
I don’t think there is a headline that has made me want to read an article more than this.
www.newscientist.com/article/2457...
www.newscientist.com/article/2457...
Orcas have begun wearing salmon hats again – and we may soon know why
About 40 years ago, researchers noticed a population of orcas had begun swimming around with dead fish on their heads, and now the craze is back
www.newscientist.com
November 28, 2024 at 2:39 AM
I don’t think there is a headline that has made me want to read an article more than this.
www.newscientist.com/article/2457...
www.newscientist.com/article/2457...
I feel like Bluesky is the right place for me to post about my team looking for a Rust dev.
job-boards.greenhouse.io/twosixtechno...
job-boards.greenhouse.io/twosixtechno...
Job Application for Senior Research Engineer – Rust Development and Formal Methods at Two Six Technologies
job-boards.greenhouse.io
November 25, 2024 at 2:50 AM
I feel like Bluesky is the right place for me to post about my team looking for a Rust dev.
job-boards.greenhouse.io/twosixtechno...
job-boards.greenhouse.io/twosixtechno...
I totally just got to see the hilarious scenario of my friend hitting in a soft butch lesbian that he thought was a twink.
November 24, 2024 at 4:50 AM
I totally just got to see the hilarious scenario of my friend hitting in a soft butch lesbian that he thought was a twink.
At a Friendsgiving and this plum brandy was broken out. Rabbi of YUGOSLAVIA!
So this is at least… 30 years old.
So this is at least… 30 years old.
November 24, 2024 at 12:06 AM
At a Friendsgiving and this plum brandy was broken out. Rabbi of YUGOSLAVIA!
So this is at least… 30 years old.
So this is at least… 30 years old.
Well, the makers of Spelling Bee clearly don’t watch enough Drag Race.
November 22, 2024 at 3:22 AM
Well, the makers of Spelling Bee clearly don’t watch enough Drag Race.
Deleted my account and the Twitter app. Looks like I might actually just transfer everything here.
November 15, 2024 at 6:55 PM
Deleted my account and the Twitter app. Looks like I might actually just transfer everything here.
Have you ever gotten drunk in a bar by yourself, and come the realization that pretty much everyone around you is straight and that’s fucking terrifying. Because that’s what’s happening right now.
December 23, 2023 at 3:32 AM
Have you ever gotten drunk in a bar by yourself, and come the realization that pretty much everyone around you is straight and that’s fucking terrifying. Because that’s what’s happening right now.
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It's wild how NFTs were these counterintuitive, transformative conceptual breakthroughs that dumbasses like me thought were self-evidently the stupidest scam in human history since the emperor's new clothes and guess how that all turned out
December 1, 2023 at 1:40 AM
It's wild how NFTs were these counterintuitive, transformative conceptual breakthroughs that dumbasses like me thought were self-evidently the stupidest scam in human history since the emperor's new clothes and guess how that all turned out
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You *really* need to see the side-by-side comparison to fully appreciate the differences. Especially if you don't get why people are saying that the Kissinger statement is cold.
December 1, 2023 at 12:48 AM
You *really* need to see the side-by-side comparison to fully appreciate the differences. Especially if you don't get why people are saying that the Kissinger statement is cold.
Based on the the ads I see, Facebook’s algorithm thinks that I:
1. Need more graphic T-Shirts (100% false)
2. Am suuuuper gay (like 75% true)
3. Want a capybara stuffed animal. (OMG 1000% YES!!!)
1. Need more graphic T-Shirts (100% false)
2. Am suuuuper gay (like 75% true)
3. Want a capybara stuffed animal. (OMG 1000% YES!!!)
November 28, 2023 at 2:04 AM
Based on the the ads I see, Facebook’s algorithm thinks that I:
1. Need more graphic T-Shirts (100% false)
2. Am suuuuper gay (like 75% true)
3. Want a capybara stuffed animal. (OMG 1000% YES!!!)
1. Need more graphic T-Shirts (100% false)
2. Am suuuuper gay (like 75% true)
3. Want a capybara stuffed animal. (OMG 1000% YES!!!)
This is extremely unsurprising.
October 10, 2023 at 9:50 PM
This is extremely unsurprising.
I’m a terrible, selfish person who destroys lives through his carelessness.
September 24, 2023 at 11:38 AM
I’m a terrible, selfish person who destroys lives through his carelessness.
Happy Celebrate Bisexuality Day!
The idea that I could be actually happy and fulfilled as a bi man is something I’ve struggle with for decades. I’m hoping that I can be as visible and audible about my sexuality as possible, so that at least one person doesn’t go through what I did.
The idea that I could be actually happy and fulfilled as a bi man is something I’ve struggle with for decades. I’m hoping that I can be as visible and audible about my sexuality as possible, so that at least one person doesn’t go through what I did.
September 23, 2023 at 4:03 PM
Happy Celebrate Bisexuality Day!
The idea that I could be actually happy and fulfilled as a bi man is something I’ve struggle with for decades. I’m hoping that I can be as visible and audible about my sexuality as possible, so that at least one person doesn’t go through what I did.
The idea that I could be actually happy and fulfilled as a bi man is something I’ve struggle with for decades. I’m hoping that I can be as visible and audible about my sexuality as possible, so that at least one person doesn’t go through what I did.
It’s the last weekend at Mobtown Ballroom, a place I think of as one of my homes. Closing because the landlord is a greedy psychopath. I will miss it probably more than any other place I’ve ever been.
September 22, 2023 at 11:23 PM
It’s the last weekend at Mobtown Ballroom, a place I think of as one of my homes. Closing because the landlord is a greedy psychopath. I will miss it probably more than any other place I’ve ever been.
So, I’ve had severe nose bleeds every day for the last 8 days. I can’t get an ENT appointment until October 5th. I hate everything.
September 19, 2023 at 10:17 PM
So, I’ve had severe nose bleeds every day for the last 8 days. I can’t get an ENT appointment until October 5th. I hate everything.