Ah. Yeah

Men get away with so much while offering so little

A high caloric meal would save me rn

Well that prostate exam didn’t go as planned

Portland ….. let’s get greasy

I know I’ve got like 5 total followers on here but if you find yourself in PDX with nothing to do at 8pm on the 15th, why not come shove singles into my poodle bloomers while I foam at the mouth

Boyfriend appreciation post- love to be butch4butch T4T and deeply in love with someone who takes care of me in the same way I take care of him!!! They’re sweet and funny and so thoughtful 🥹💖 and they always smell like funnel cake

Thank Christ my boyfriend finds me charming and cute because the amount of anxiety I feel about everything is not charming nor cute. I almost started crying last nite because I was so scared I was gonna hurt them while giving them a back rub -_-

KOKO THE GORILLA: Koko birkin bag. Practical Koko possession bag
RESEARCHER: No, Koko. You can’t have a Birkin bag.
KOKO: Good Birkin good Koko give beautiful Koko deserve gorilla
RESEARCHER: Koko, we simply can’t afford a Birkin bag. It is an unjustifiable expense.
KOKO: jealousy professor

My bf is coming over tonight….. god bless

There NEEDS to be a purge but for French people

Soooo they stole his cock ring and made him look like a goldendoodle. Barbie movie said NO gay people allowed 😍🥰😋 we’re here to push product ONLY 🥳🤩🥳

I need her so bad it’s not even funny