RIP Jonathan Joss, John Redcorn. You healed many women in your time on this earth. You will be missed.

Donald Trump has blown the biggest economic lead in US history and it's only the second quarter.

The other famous lead blown by a Don was "Dandy" Don Meredith in the 1963 Cowboys/Steelers game.

But at least Dandy Don didn't blow the lead until the 4th quarter.

"Hello, is this the Ministerio de Información y Turismo de España? Well I'd like to report a crime: false advertising.

Yes ma'am, just to be up front, I will also be lodging a complaint to the Texas State Historical Association's War for Independence group. You can take it up with them."

Mr. Strickland, no one from the government said you can’t use the term “pit master” anymore. This is really not a good reason to roll back our DEI policy. You’ve been watching too much Fox News.

Sir, as I've tried to explain to you, the Vogner CharKing Imperial is assembled in the United States but does have some parts from Mexico and Honduras. I assure you we have not taken the 12% price increase lightly and are not just ... "a bunch of jokers."

We lost a good one today, I tell ya what. That Val Kilmer was a stand up fellow and he'll always be Doc Holiday to me.

"I'll be your huckleberry," heh heh.

Dammit Dale, it's 4:00am here.

Yes... yes I understand Stanford University is in on the coup. Yes, I know the Cybertruck is an homage to Illuminati design principles. Yeah, yeah... I know the lizard people control El Salvador, sure.

Can this please wait until tomorrow afternoon? Go to bed!

Too late. We already moved to Europe.

Doc there’s been a mistake - there’s no “amount due” line on this invoice.

Bobby every time he has to choose between Portuguese brioche and French butter pastry. It's a mini crisis.

Bring back the ghost of Ann Richards.

I told Buck that Trump was a con artist but he took one look at his portfolio this week and I get the feeling he's switching to the bottom shelf liquor.

Always a little embarrassed when the country music band "Alabama" comes up on my playlist these days.

"Today the Arlen Gun Club would like to reaffirm its commitment to collective self defense. If Article 5 is invoked, the Arlen Gun Club will answer, even if it means temporarily aligning with the Lizard People that run Belgium."

- Arlen Gun Club President, Dale Gribble

Actual size of our new home in Europe. Ain't she a beaut?

A handy way to remember converting Celsius to Fahrenheit is to "double it and add 30," which is obviously easy to remember because coaching legend and Dallas Cowboys' great, Dan Reeves, wore number 30.

Look Peggy, the upside to France is that we can send Bobby to the world's best mime and clown schools.