Ice is very slippery. I’m not surprised.

I’ve turned it off because I can’t bear to watch. I don’t even care about tray sliding!

That one I had been following, although not closely. I rarely miss a chance to listen to Kevin Howells and Mark Church.

I can see it now

Start: 11am because who gets up before then?

Lunch: 1pm

Resume: 4.30pm

Dinner: 6.30pm

Resume: 10pm

Close for drinks: midnight

Is that what normal-length trousers look like on a ridiculously tall bowler?

There is a large overlap in people who buy second homes and people who are keen to exploit tax loopholes. It would cost so much to police it and in the cost of all the inevitable drawn-out appeals. Not a workable system, appealing as it is.

I would say 100% of second home owners would claim it.

The big problem with this (that I’ve not come up with a solution for) is couples. Mrs A works in London and lives in a house there. Mr A wants to live in St Ives. Is he allowed his own house? Or because they’re married they’re only allowed one between them? How much time can Mr A spend in London?

I had an action-packed day planned as 5-year-old was off school. Somehow got through it all (20k steps pushing a pram!) and now ready to sleep for days. Or until insomnia rears its head again.

It’s a school inset day today so I have a full day of activities with both kids planned. Jon won’t be home until after their bedtime. Pray for me.