It’s fun trying to find that line between “I need to remain vigilant of the horrors afoot” and also “oh no my heart is racing and my jaw is making weird creaky sounds and I can taste pennies.”

They absolutely buried TikTok in a Pet Sematary because what was resurrected was NOT what was laid to rest.

We’re about to find out that sometimes dead is better, real quick.

Be gentle with yourselves. 🖤

Congress is all worried about data security right now meanwhile back in 2004 I used to download music directly from Russia with Limewire and no body seemed to care

One thing is for sure. With no TikTok ima get hella reading done #tiktokrefugee #booktok

Congrats everybody! Love to see all three branches of our government coming together in bipartisan unity and unanimity to put 7 million Americans out of work.

Amazing job all around. No notes.