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Big Sunscreen is relentless
April 23, 2025 at 4:34 PM
just learned jb pritzker is called jb bc it stands for "jay bob" bc his full name is "jay robert." jay bob.
April 16, 2025 at 1:50 PM
Reposted by jessie
The bill would erect unnecessary barriers to registering to vote in the U.S. especially for women who have changed their surname, trans voters, young voters without a passport, and more.
This New Trump-Backed Bill Wants to Make It Harder for Young People to Vote
Here’s what we can do.
www.teenvogue.com
April 8, 2025 at 1:24 PM
I know I’m better than you bc season 3 of #thewhitelotus was my favorite
April 7, 2025 at 8:17 PM
I was really brave for a while but I’m returning to a middle part
April 3, 2025 at 1:37 AM
congratulations to the libra risings #thewhitelotus
March 24, 2025 at 2:59 AM
when my brother and i were suffering from the worst jet lag in liechtenstein like 13 years ago we found out about this guy
It has come to my attention that not nearly enough of you know about Bernd das Brot, the German children's program about a clinically depressed loaf of bread who enjoys studying his wallpaper and eating gruel and whose catchphrases include "my life is hell" and "I would like to leave this show."
February 27, 2025 at 12:06 AM
I think id be sad if the pope died
February 22, 2025 at 10:30 PM
thank god throne of glass is finally good enough to where i'm starting to shirk my responsibilities
February 20, 2025 at 1:50 AM
ngl things are feeling a tad bleak right now
February 18, 2025 at 12:48 AM
i think mitch mcconnell got a glimpse into what hell looks like so he's trying to repent before he dies
February 13, 2025 at 4:37 PM
desperate housewives season 8 is the strongest piece of anti-cop art that we have
February 8, 2025 at 10:04 PM
Stop saying shit that somewhat justifies what he wants. “A constitutional amendment would be required” just fucking say it’s unconstitutional.
President Trump publicly mused about running for a third term in remarks that House Republicans in the room saw as a joke.

The Constitution sets a two-term limit for the presidency, meaning that for Trump to serve a third term in 2028 or later, a constitutional amendment would be required.
January 28, 2025 at 2:36 PM
who do i have to call to get a "guilty as sin" performance at the grammy's
January 24, 2025 at 3:33 PM
rosamund pike in tlo best dressed i never thought i'd see the day
December 30, 2024 at 7:52 PM
we're in an asshole epidemic on r/AITA. bring me more assholes.
December 17, 2024 at 6:42 PM
a photoshop app specifically designed to remove your apple watch
December 8, 2024 at 11:25 PM
the way denzel said "politics" in gladiator 2...need to hear that again
December 1, 2024 at 5:11 AM
did you really go see wicked if you didn’t take a picture of the title card
November 30, 2024 at 8:51 PM
sorry no i refuse to have an attorney general named pam
November 22, 2024 at 1:20 AM
we are going to die
WEST PALM BEACH, Fla. (AP) — President-elect Trump names Chris Wright, a campaign donor and fossil fuel executive, to serve as energy secretary.
November 16, 2024 at 10:11 PM
jennifer aniston and ben affleck are so cute together in "he's just not that into you" i'm sorry to say
November 16, 2024 at 5:36 AM
the onion buying infowars is hilarious and the only funnier option would’ve been john oliver buying infowars
November 14, 2024 at 3:05 PM
trust me when i say i used to be sooooo funny on twitter
November 12, 2024 at 11:30 PM
bluesky lowkey ugly
November 8, 2024 at 2:36 AM