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Ingrid @itlz.bsky.social · 4d

just say you’re horny for him and then shut up about it !!! F-tier city councilor imo

Fischer 🛠️🚇 @fischer.bsky.social · 4d

the stadiumhood newsletter is a gift that keeps on giving

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Ingrid @itlz.bsky.social · 4d

saw some feds taking advantage of the amazing portland food scene at the domino’s on 21st and division today

photo taken outside of a domino’s pizza showing two federal police officers exiting the domino’s carrying probably 15 pizzas, and heading to their ugly police SUV.

close up of two federal police officers exiting a domino’s location, carrying approximately 15 pizzas

close up of the front passenger side of a police SUV outside a domino’s. passenger side door reads “federal protective service” “POLICE” and “Homeland Security”

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Ingrid @itlz.bsky.social · 5d

i love watching through the window while people make embarrassing attempts at parallel parking on division. i get some sort of sick enjoyment out of it and also it makes it really obvious that parallel parking isn’t on oregon’s drivers test.

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Ingrid @itlz.bsky.social · 6d

ok for real does anyone have any recommendations for songs that have the same vibe as paprika

Ingrid @itlz.bsky.social · Mar 2

musicians need to stop being cowards and start using more dramatic gongs in their songs!!! i can only listen to live recordings of “paprika” by japanese breakfast so many times in a row

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Ingrid @itlz.bsky.social · 7d

this season on survivor seems to have a lot of evil men: lockheed martin guy, marvel movie producer, a potential furry who plays smash, and a correctional officer with nipple piercings.

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Ingrid @itlz.bsky.social · 11d

bonding with my bf over the baggu x BART collab drama 🩷

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Ingrid @itlz.bsky.social · 12d

“the podcast i listen to while falling asleep” ❌

“the tiny old woman who lives under my pillow and whispers secrets in my ear” ✅

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Ingrid @itlz.bsky.social · 12d

get fucked gary

Maxine Bernstein @maxbernstein.bsky.social · 12d

Reed College fires community safety director who shared alumnus’ phone, address with FBI

Gary Granger, who served in that job for over 15 years, defended his actions and called his termination 'political.'

@oregonian.com

www.oregonlive.com/crime/2025/0...

Reed College fires community safety director who shared alumnus’ phone, address with FBI

Gary Granger, who had worked as the college’s community safety director for a little over 15 years, accused the college of bowing to “political” pressure from wealthy alumni donors.

www.oregonlive.com

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Ingrid @itlz.bsky.social · 15d

“we have barbie and ken at home”

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Ingrid @itlz.bsky.social · 16d

great soundtrack for the rapture tomorrow open.spotify.com/track/1eBGNW...

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Ingrid @itlz.bsky.social · 16d

happy rapture eve! don’t forget to put the body and blood of christ out before you go to bed 😋😴

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Ingrid @itlz.bsky.social · 16d

a large green ogre named shrek holding a digital HP camera up to one eye, taking a picture of you.

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Ingrid @itlz.bsky.social · 16d

drove two hours to astoria to finally go to broders - and it still took less time than waiting for a table in portland!

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Ingrid @itlz.bsky.social · 19d

experiencing a modern day Romeo and Juliet story right now - two FX2 stops, both alike in dignity (but on opposite sides ot the street)

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Ingrid @itlz.bsky.social · 22d

… and he got some. i am weak to his charms

Fischer 🛠️🚇 @fischer.bsky.social · 22d

he’s innovating new ways to beg for cheese

black cat with yellow eyes lying on his back with front paws curled up in front of his chest

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artisan of suffering @freckledbabe.bsky.social · 27d

Big Yarn is getting hit by tariffs and I’ve never felt more vindicated for all the yarn hoarding I’ve done

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Ingrid @itlz.bsky.social · 29d

don’t you dare ruin this for me

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Ingrid @itlz.bsky.social · Sep 5

however if i speed up to a rate of 4.7 episodes a day i could be done by October 8, which is 6 months to the day i started, and the day before the season 22 premiere

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Ingrid @itlz.bsky.social · Sep 5

just did the math and since april 8, 2025 i’ve watched 307 episodes of Grey’s Anatomy, meaning i’m averaging 2 episodes a day

if i stay at this rate, i’ll be caught up with the series by november 14, 2025