It me, Cadabo!
@itmecadabo.bsky.social
I'm pretty sure Carly Simon wrote a song about me
Not enough E(stradiol) tanks :(
November 10, 2025 at 8:37 PM
Not enough E(stradiol) tanks :(
Loses all his hard earned upgrades
Lands on a dangerous planet
Guided by an AI
Rebuilds his arsenal using tricks learned from local flora and fauna l
Has to stop an evil mega organization from exploiting a powerful alien creature for profit
Lands on a dangerous planet
Guided by an AI
Rebuilds his arsenal using tricks learned from local flora and fauna l
Has to stop an evil mega organization from exploiting a powerful alien creature for profit
November 10, 2025 at 8:34 PM
Loses all his hard earned upgrades
Lands on a dangerous planet
Guided by an AI
Rebuilds his arsenal using tricks learned from local flora and fauna l
Has to stop an evil mega organization from exploiting a powerful alien creature for profit
Lands on a dangerous planet
Guided by an AI
Rebuilds his arsenal using tricks learned from local flora and fauna l
Has to stop an evil mega organization from exploiting a powerful alien creature for profit
I got an old one that's better than that
Rom has the glow in its eyes
Rom's curling up, gonna port ‘cross the map
Rom’s gonna give me some eyes
Rom has the glow in its eyes
Rom's curling up, gonna port ‘cross the map
Rom’s gonna give me some eyes
June 5, 2025 at 12:14 AM
I got an old one that's better than that
Rom has the glow in its eyes
Rom's curling up, gonna port ‘cross the map
Rom’s gonna give me some eyes
Rom has the glow in its eyes
Rom's curling up, gonna port ‘cross the map
Rom’s gonna give me some eyes
Ok, but can I interest you in an 8 figured Jesus shaking hands with a buff Elon Musk?
December 3, 2024 at 10:06 PM
Ok, but can I interest you in an 8 figured Jesus shaking hands with a buff Elon Musk?
The fake movie poster that inspired this.
December 3, 2024 at 6:32 AM
The fake movie poster that inspired this.
It’s giving Oingo Boingo album cover energy
November 27, 2024 at 6:14 PM
It’s giving Oingo Boingo album cover energy
Sooner or later you’re going to have to accept one of my burner accounts
November 27, 2024 at 6:04 PM
Sooner or later you’re going to have to accept one of my burner accounts
Buddy they won't even let me fuck the popcorn
February 1, 2024 at 3:10 AM
Buddy they won't even let me fuck the popcorn