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I'm pretty sure Carly Simon wrote a song about me
Predator badlands is a Metroid movie. I will not elaborate at this time
November 10, 2025 at 8:15 PM
Predator badlands is a Metroid movie. I will not elaborate at this time
"I asked Twitter." "I asked Grok." Well I asked my mom and she said she'd either pick us up or drop us off but she won't do both.
July 22, 2025 at 10:24 PM
"I asked Twitter." "I asked Grok." Well I asked my mom and she said she'd either pick us up or drop us off but she won't do both.
Parade with papaw tonight… ❤️ he brought millions of dollars worth of tanks for all his constituents and I’m the only one who showed. 😢 love him
June 14, 2025 at 11:24 PM
Parade with papaw tonight… ❤️ he brought millions of dollars worth of tanks for all his constituents and I’m the only one who showed. 😢 love him
A depressed man goes to see the great clown pagliacci in concert
Pagliacci calls to him from the stage “why are you here”
“I’m here because I’m so very despondent”
“You should see my therapist he’s great”
“But pagliacci, don’t you recognize me?”
(The therapist was wearing Groucho Marx glasses)
Pagliacci calls to him from the stage “why are you here”
“I’m here because I’m so very despondent”
“You should see my therapist he’s great”
“But pagliacci, don’t you recognize me?”
(The therapist was wearing Groucho Marx glasses)
April 17, 2025 at 8:18 PM
A depressed man goes to see the great clown pagliacci in concert
Pagliacci calls to him from the stage “why are you here”
“I’m here because I’m so very despondent”
“You should see my therapist he’s great”
“But pagliacci, don’t you recognize me?”
(The therapist was wearing Groucho Marx glasses)
Pagliacci calls to him from the stage “why are you here”
“I’m here because I’m so very despondent”
“You should see my therapist he’s great”
“But pagliacci, don’t you recognize me?”
(The therapist was wearing Groucho Marx glasses)
Clarabelle, who is often shown to be in a romantic relationship with Goofy, is often mistakenly portrayed as a silly character despite being serious. This is due to miscommunication during the design process; when Walt Disney was asked about her main character trait he said “she’s fuckin’ Goofy”
January 11, 2025 at 7:30 PM
Clarabelle, who is often shown to be in a romantic relationship with Goofy, is often mistakenly portrayed as a silly character despite being serious. This is due to miscommunication during the design process; when Walt Disney was asked about her main character trait he said “she’s fuckin’ Goofy”
The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was “forgetting” to put his egg recipe away at a church cookout in the 50s
December 25, 2024 at 11:23 PM
The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was “forgetting” to put his egg recipe away at a church cookout in the 50s
I’ve spent about 45 mins playing the Indiana Jones game and about 70% of it was me eating biscotti and beating up fascists with a broom stick.
12 stars
12 stars
December 19, 2024 at 3:04 AM
I’ve spent about 45 mins playing the Indiana Jones game and about 70% of it was me eating biscotti and beating up fascists with a broom stick.
12 stars
12 stars
Can't believe Naughty Dog announced Zybourne Clock...
December 13, 2024 at 4:20 AM
Can't believe Naughty Dog announced Zybourne Clock...
Bad news everyone, I got a blackstone griddle and now that I turned 40 I’m ready for it to become my whole personality.
December 5, 2024 at 4:37 AM
Bad news everyone, I got a blackstone griddle and now that I turned 40 I’m ready for it to become my whole personality.
The more I think about it the more I’m sure Bloodborne is a Christmas game. A Dickensian city, including an orphan and a magical doll come to life, gathers together to commemorate the birth of God’s child.
December 4, 2024 at 3:30 AM
The more I think about it the more I’m sure Bloodborne is a Christmas game. A Dickensian city, including an orphan and a magical doll come to life, gathers together to commemorate the birth of God’s child.
Friend in discord posted that awful MGS/Zoolander fake movie poster but I felt like we needed to take it further...
December 3, 2024 at 6:31 AM
Friend in discord posted that awful MGS/Zoolander fake movie poster but I felt like we needed to take it further...
I propped up a bunch of Halloween skeletons to be facing the door when my wife came home from work. After , she and the kids sang Happy Birthday to me, not realizing my seat was still in the eye line of the skeletons. Celebrating my 40th with skeletons staring at me is an A+ feeling.
November 23, 2024 at 6:32 AM
I propped up a bunch of Halloween skeletons to be facing the door when my wife came home from work. After , she and the kids sang Happy Birthday to me, not realizing my seat was still in the eye line of the skeletons. Celebrating my 40th with skeletons staring at me is an A+ feeling.
Not spoiling this cuz it’s literally the first thing that happens when you login #warwithin
August 23, 2024 at 4:46 PM
Not spoiling this cuz it’s literally the first thing that happens when you login #warwithin
Looking back over the year, I gotta say this was my favorite part of the game. #BaldursGate3
December 19, 2023 at 6:24 PM
Looking back over the year, I gotta say this was my favorite part of the game. #BaldursGate3
I have borrowed the knife you were saving for the party
Please forgive me
It was anemic
and so sweet
Please forgive me
It was anemic
and so sweet
November 30, 2023 at 8:30 PM
I have borrowed the knife you were saving for the party
Please forgive me
It was anemic
and so sweet
Please forgive me
It was anemic
and so sweet
Let he who has not fused a flesh gun from a weird stomach vagina to his hand cast the first stone
October 31, 2023 at 6:33 PM
Let he who has not fused a flesh gun from a weird stomach vagina to his hand cast the first stone
At airport
Me: that guy next to us worked for the CIA
Wife: how could you tell
Me: his shirt read Culinary Institute of America
Me: that guy next to us worked for the CIA
Wife: how could you tell
Me: his shirt read Culinary Institute of America
October 25, 2023 at 6:21 PM
At airport
Me: that guy next to us worked for the CIA
Wife: how could you tell
Me: his shirt read Culinary Institute of America
Me: that guy next to us worked for the CIA
Wife: how could you tell
Me: his shirt read Culinary Institute of America
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…and the babysitter said, “I’ve put the kids to bed, but that clown statue is freaking me out.”
“Oh my god!”, said the father, “Get out of the house as fast as you can!”
“What?!”, cried the babysitter
"Take the clown statue and get out of the house! WE DON’T HAVE ANY KIDS!!”
“Oh my god!”, said the father, “Get out of the house as fast as you can!”
“What?!”, cried the babysitter
"Take the clown statue and get out of the house! WE DON’T HAVE ANY KIDS!!”
October 19, 2023 at 3:16 PM
…and the babysitter said, “I’ve put the kids to bed, but that clown statue is freaking me out.”
“Oh my god!”, said the father, “Get out of the house as fast as you can!”
“What?!”, cried the babysitter
"Take the clown statue and get out of the house! WE DON’T HAVE ANY KIDS!!”
“Oh my god!”, said the father, “Get out of the house as fast as you can!”
“What?!”, cried the babysitter
"Take the clown statue and get out of the house! WE DON’T HAVE ANY KIDS!!”
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Normal, simplistic RPG: Brave hero, the forces of evil grow near. Please kill 3 giant crabs for 10 gold.
Complex, well-written RPG: For who can even say what is good and what is evil? Please kill 3 giant crabs for 10 gold.
Complex, well-written RPG: For who can even say what is good and what is evil? Please kill 3 giant crabs for 10 gold.
September 22, 2023 at 7:11 PM
Normal, simplistic RPG: Brave hero, the forces of evil grow near. Please kill 3 giant crabs for 10 gold.
Complex, well-written RPG: For who can even say what is good and what is evil? Please kill 3 giant crabs for 10 gold.
Complex, well-written RPG: For who can even say what is good and what is evil? Please kill 3 giant crabs for 10 gold.
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A horse walks into a bar
The bartender says, "I'm sorry, we don't serve your type here"
The horse says, "clowns?!"*
* the horse is Pagliacci
The bartender says, "I'm sorry, we don't serve your type here"
The horse says, "clowns?!"*
* the horse is Pagliacci
September 19, 2023 at 3:01 PM
A horse walks into a bar
The bartender says, "I'm sorry, we don't serve your type here"
The horse says, "clowns?!"*
* the horse is Pagliacci
The bartender says, "I'm sorry, we don't serve your type here"
The horse says, "clowns?!"*
* the horse is Pagliacci
September 19, 2023 at 3:13 PM