Dan Phipps
@itsdanphipps.bsky.social
Ttrpg making guy with a flowchart brain. I make lists of things. Half of Gem Room Games. He/him.
It is unreasonable of me to expect Honey Ham to solve any amount of my problems but I'm still disappointed.
February 2, 2026 at 1:42 AM
It is unreasonable of me to expect Honey Ham to solve any amount of my problems but I'm still disappointed.
My parents dropped off a box of 45s including a ton of children's records.
My eldest combed through the whole thing while I was making coffee and emerged with the Rankin Bass Return of the King for breakfast listening.
My eldest combed through the whole thing while I was making coffee and emerged with the Rankin Bass Return of the King for breakfast listening.
January 19, 2026 at 5:21 PM
My parents dropped off a box of 45s including a ton of children's records.
My eldest combed through the whole thing while I was making coffee and emerged with the Rankin Bass Return of the King for breakfast listening.
My eldest combed through the whole thing while I was making coffee and emerged with the Rankin Bass Return of the King for breakfast listening.
When I'm assembling minis and don't feel like trimming the mold lines
January 4, 2026 at 10:25 PM
When I'm assembling minis and don't feel like trimming the mold lines
Getting into historical wargaming because the miniatures are cheaper and the lore is better.
Starting with a 500 gold Norman warband for Pillage: Ransack the Middle Ages and borrowing The Norman Conquest by Marc Morris from our local library.
Starting with a 500 gold Norman warband for Pillage: Ransack the Middle Ages and borrowing The Norman Conquest by Marc Morris from our local library.
December 29, 2025 at 5:58 PM
Getting into historical wargaming because the miniatures are cheaper and the lore is better.
Starting with a 500 gold Norman warband for Pillage: Ransack the Middle Ages and borrowing The Norman Conquest by Marc Morris from our local library.
Starting with a 500 gold Norman warband for Pillage: Ransack the Middle Ages and borrowing The Norman Conquest by Marc Morris from our local library.
More games should have gunblades and axeguns and bayonets but they're a halberd. A flangethrower mace. Shot-chucks. Every weapon should be 2 weapons minimum.
December 16, 2025 at 3:45 PM
More games should have gunblades and axeguns and bayonets but they're a halberd. A flangethrower mace. Shot-chucks. Every weapon should be 2 weapons minimum.
Trying to figure out how to capture the magic of looking up the ugly, obviously garbage weapon you just found in Elden Ring only to discover that it hits harder than the magic greatsword you get for beating the final boss of the whole game.
November 6, 2025 at 5:23 PM
Trying to figure out how to capture the magic of looking up the ugly, obviously garbage weapon you just found in Elden Ring only to discover that it hits harder than the magic greatsword you get for beating the final boss of the whole game.
Also if you take a ttrpg, cut it into pieces, and bury one in your brain eventually it'll grow into a whole new ttrpg.
October 22, 2025 at 11:15 PM
Also if you take a ttrpg, cut it into pieces, and bury one in your brain eventually it'll grow into a whole new ttrpg.
Breaking news from Portland, today we saw a muskrat in the creek near the park I'm pretty sure
October 5, 2025 at 7:23 PM
Breaking news from Portland, today we saw a muskrat in the creek near the park I'm pretty sure
I'm only halfway through the first Horus Heresy book but I'm really excited to learn what this means
August 30, 2025 at 8:51 PM
I'm only halfway through the first Horus Heresy book but I'm really excited to learn what this means
I need to do a better job taking pictures of my minis after I finish painting them.
They have standards, after all.
They have standards, after all.
August 26, 2025 at 4:24 AM
I need to do a better job taking pictures of my minis after I finish painting them.
They have standards, after all.
They have standards, after all.
Without downloading anything new where are you at mentally?
August 26, 2025 at 1:39 AM
Without downloading anything new where are you at mentally?
Motherfuckers all like "tally-ho!" In a blackletter typeface before doing a wheelie.
August 9, 2025 at 5:41 PM
Motherfuckers all like "tally-ho!" In a blackletter typeface before doing a wheelie.
Somehow got it in my head that I should have a favorite space marine chapter and I think it's really coming down to who does Knights on Bikes best.
August 9, 2025 at 4:12 PM
Somehow got it in my head that I should have a favorite space marine chapter and I think it's really coming down to who does Knights on Bikes best.
Skeleton, spooky scary
August 1, 2025 at 6:04 AM
Skeleton, spooky scary
Beginning the burnout recovery process once again
July 31, 2025 at 4:01 PM
Beginning the burnout recovery process once again
This is the face of a skeleton who makes a profit.
July 30, 2025 at 8:59 PM
This is the face of a skeleton who makes a profit.
Time to update the list of retailers to send a sell sheet
July 25, 2025 at 12:19 AM
Time to update the list of retailers to send a sell sheet
You've inherited a movie theater, what's your first double feature?
Haunted house shot-chaser
Haunted house shot-chaser
July 21, 2025 at 3:44 AM
You've inherited a movie theater, what's your first double feature?
Haunted house shot-chaser
Haunted house shot-chaser
Rattlers gang starting to come together. I can practically hear the xylophones.
July 9, 2025 at 7:28 PM
Rattlers gang starting to come together. I can practically hear the xylophones.