Hi, I’m God.

You all died in 2016.

And yes, this is Hell.

Sure, it's just a Roman salute.

"One of the great tragedies of mankind is that morality has been hijacked by religion. So now people assume that religion and morality have a necessary connection. But the basis of morality is really very simple and doesn't require religion at all."

Arthur C. Clarke

Look bringing back polio sounds bad. But it’s a small price to pay to get rid of pronouns in email signatures and black women in star wars.

Pretty much, huh.

When some punks hassle you for your lunch...

If you're thinking Platinum Tickets for my Mortality tour are fucking expensive, you're right. But this is where the money goes 😇
business.ticketmaster.co.uk/press-releas...

Serrano won the boxing
Taylor won the headbutting
#TaylorSerrano

This year's little one in the resting tree

Goddamn we love this: Te Pāti Māori MP Hana-Rawhiti Maipa-Clarke rips up the Treaty Principles Bill before starting a full-on haka in the New Zealand parliament (the bill is an attempt to undermine the Waitangi Treaty)