Hildy Johnson
itshildy.bsky.social
Hildy Johnson
@itshildy.bsky.social
You're wonderful, in a loathsome sort of way.
But my money is in "Trump wants to look like a big shot like his pal Putin and this is his idiotic way of doing it" and has zero plans or motivation other than that.
January 4, 2026 at 9:49 PM
I guess we'll see!
January 4, 2026 at 9:48 PM
Rando account claiming inside knowledge of a secret deal is the very definition of conspiracy theory BS.

Trump has admitted and demonstrated that he has no clue re the pardons he signs. The grifters surrounding him charge $ to those looking for pardons, then put paper in front of Trump to sign.
January 4, 2026 at 9:40 PM
Conspiracy theory BS come on.
January 4, 2026 at 9:22 PM
It's not even as well-motivated as that, as it's not at all clear that it makes economic sense to extract and refine Venezuela's oil. This is about him wanting to be a Special Big Boy like Putin and the other despots he admires.
January 4, 2026 at 9:20 PM
That's right! The opposition party should sit back, do nothing, say nothing, and let the people with power just do whatever they want!
January 3, 2026 at 5:48 PM
Condescending do-nothing doomers FTW!
January 3, 2026 at 5:42 PM
"Kind of" is straining under the load
January 3, 2026 at 5:06 PM
"With the Fed revisiting the possibility of quantitative easing, we turn to Marty, night manager at Arby's just off Exit 14 in South Springfield, for his views on how this will likely affect OPEC's target output given the decreased deleveraging risk faced by West Texas Crude producers."
January 3, 2026 at 6:41 AM
Any sane CEO: "Our tech is being used successfully to do WHAT?! Take it offline immediately!"

Musk: "Hee hee, boobies!"
January 2, 2026 at 11:09 PM
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January 2, 2026 at 8:02 PM
"Those who can't do, teach" is a grossly inaccurate and unfair maxim. And yet sometimes...
January 2, 2026 at 7:02 PM
He also failed to pass the bar, and has subsequently spent a good chunk of his career arguing that it should be abolished. Tell me more about"merit".
January 2, 2026 at 6:32 PM
We're looking for a new house and quarter-jokingly will reject any home that can't get Sonic fiber service.
January 2, 2026 at 3:47 AM
Ha! Very similar to my run-in with the same folks a few months ago. Made the same claims about Sonic and told me I was mistaken when I said we had 10Gbps service for less than $100/month.
January 2, 2026 at 3:42 AM
When Mamdani screws up -- and he will screw something up at some point, he's only human -- the cynical, hysterical wailing and Very Serious Denouncements Of How This Sort Of Thing Spells The End Of Civilization And Is Just Typical Of His Sort will be epic.
January 2, 2026 at 1:22 AM
It's almost as if he has actual beliefs, and goals other than self-aggrandizement.
January 2, 2026 at 1:14 AM
"Sure, he's a sociopath. But you can't make a sociopath feel bad about himself, so why bother writing about him?"
December 31, 2025 at 4:23 PM
Come on the guy on the left is obviously a creepy new muppet character.
December 31, 2025 at 12:55 AM
MAGA: "How dare you restrict my freedom by implying I have any kind of societal obligation to protect the environment/feed the poor/care for the sick."

Also MAGA: "Individual artists have the obligation to supply us and the administration with entertainment, regardless of their personal beliefs."
December 30, 2025 at 5:21 PM