Kaleb Green
@itskalebgreen.bsky.social
🎙️ Voice of the VIU Mariners and Nanaimo United FC
🎥 Co-host of The Fifth Line
🐸 Fan of Play More Esports
🎥 Co-host of The Fifth Line
🐸 Fan of Play More Esports
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Kaleb Green
@itskalebgreen.bsky.social
· Feb 23
I do not cheer for your favorite team unless they're paying me. The VIU Mariners do not pay me. Rogers TV does not pay me. The PACWEST does not pay me. I am completely impartial.
I am not the Mariners commentator. I am a commentator who happens to volunteer for the Mariners.
I am not the Mariners commentator. I am a commentator who happens to volunteer for the Mariners.
So is it just me or did everyone go back to Twitter
November 19, 2025 at 5:49 AM
So is it just me or did everyone go back to Twitter
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They don’t make program covers like they used to.
May 7, 2025 at 9:11 PM
They don’t make program covers like they used to.
Good night to everyone except those people on the bus that sit next to me when there's another empty row right there
May 8, 2025 at 2:44 AM
Good night to everyone except those people on the bus that sit next to me when there's another empty row right there
I got my first P-Rank today
May 1, 2025 at 3:15 AM
I got my first P-Rank today
I do not cheer for your favorite team unless they're paying me. The VIU Mariners do not pay me. Rogers TV does not pay me. The PACWEST does not pay me. I am completely impartial.
I am not the Mariners commentator. I am a commentator who happens to volunteer for the Mariners.
I am not the Mariners commentator. I am a commentator who happens to volunteer for the Mariners.
February 23, 2025 at 5:10 AM
I do not cheer for your favorite team unless they're paying me. The VIU Mariners do not pay me. Rogers TV does not pay me. The PACWEST does not pay me. I am completely impartial.
I am not the Mariners commentator. I am a commentator who happens to volunteer for the Mariners.
I am not the Mariners commentator. I am a commentator who happens to volunteer for the Mariners.
The Fox Host Checklist:
- Look like 2000's Michael Jackson
- Pray to Trump (and maybe God) before every recording
- Remove all personality from expression
- Read the teleprompter and nothing else
- (If female) stick golf balls in cheeks
- Look like 2000's Michael Jackson
- Pray to Trump (and maybe God) before every recording
- Remove all personality from expression
- Read the teleprompter and nothing else
- (If female) stick golf balls in cheeks
She’s definitely perfected the Fox Host Look for her debut show. Roger Ailes central casting.
February 23, 2025 at 4:10 AM
The Fox Host Checklist:
- Look like 2000's Michael Jackson
- Pray to Trump (and maybe God) before every recording
- Remove all personality from expression
- Read the teleprompter and nothing else
- (If female) stick golf balls in cheeks
- Look like 2000's Michael Jackson
- Pray to Trump (and maybe God) before every recording
- Remove all personality from expression
- Read the teleprompter and nothing else
- (If female) stick golf balls in cheeks
Reposted by Kaleb Green
Fun fact: the court used for the last ever game at Oracle Arena was bought out by the city of Victoria, BC and they painted a Raptors logo on it
February 15, 2025 at 1:23 AM
Fun fact: the court used for the last ever game at Oracle Arena was bought out by the city of Victoria, BC and they painted a Raptors logo on it
Three days and eleven pages later, I have finally completed the first step of an assignment
January 24, 2025 at 11:26 PM
Three days and eleven pages later, I have finally completed the first step of an assignment
Less than 24 hours until I turn 18
December 14, 2024 at 9:26 PM
Less than 24 hours until I turn 18
Happy Birthday to quite possibly the most overrated artist of the 21st century.
Oh, how I aspire to release the same song five times and still be idolized by a cult of white blondes.
Oh, how I aspire to release the same song five times and still be idolized by a cult of white blondes.
December 13, 2024 at 4:54 PM
Happy Birthday to quite possibly the most overrated artist of the 21st century.
Oh, how I aspire to release the same song five times and still be idolized by a cult of white blondes.
Oh, how I aspire to release the same song five times and still be idolized by a cult of white blondes.
YOU DON'T SAY
Breaking: doctors starting to suspect that women's bodies work differently than men's
Breaking: doctors starting to suspect that women's bodies work differently than men's
REGINA, SK - In a groundbreaking speech, Dr. Jeremy Edgar of Fairmont Grover Health Research Institute, delivered new findings that the female body may have innate biological differences than male bod...
www.thebeaverton.com
December 13, 2024 at 3:29 AM
YOU DON'T SAY
So... I may be getting a job with Rogers TV
December 12, 2024 at 8:50 PM
So... I may be getting a job with Rogers TV
This is entirely understandable. I am not biased in any way whatsoever. In no way does my status as an Arsenal fan influence my opinion. Not at all.
December 11, 2024 at 4:47 PM
This is entirely understandable. I am not biased in any way whatsoever. In no way does my status as an Arsenal fan influence my opinion. Not at all.
You've never experienced the pressure of a self-imposed deadline until you've gone through your entire course's material and transforming it into notes within the span of three days.
Just me?
Just me?
December 8, 2024 at 2:57 AM
You've never experienced the pressure of a self-imposed deadline until you've gone through your entire course's material and transforming it into notes within the span of three days.
Just me?
Just me?
Finals coming up in a few weeks, wish me luck
December 4, 2024 at 7:16 PM
Finals coming up in a few weeks, wish me luck
I try to be pretty positive sometimes, but I can't help but feel like I need to say "Knocks it down" a lot less than I do
November 29, 2024 at 1:34 AM
I try to be pretty positive sometimes, but I can't help but feel like I need to say "Knocks it down" a lot less than I do
It's the year 2024, yet I still have to write my 900-word English final exam by hand. I understand the fears of plagiarism, but the human hand has its limits.
November 28, 2024 at 4:01 AM
It's the year 2024, yet I still have to write my 900-word English final exam by hand. I understand the fears of plagiarism, but the human hand has its limits.
EVEN YEARGANO IS TOO POWERFUL
November 10, 2024 at 11:40 PM
EVEN YEARGANO IS TOO POWERFUL
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Fun Pokemon fact: the Eterna City statue sprite is spectacularly clever: it looks like both Dialga and Palkia at the same time
November 10, 2024 at 7:21 PM
Fun Pokemon fact: the Eterna City statue sprite is spectacularly clever: it looks like both Dialga and Palkia at the same time
Reposted by Kaleb Green
Happy Circulatory System Walking Through The Kitchen Day to those who celebrate.
November 10, 2024 at 1:12 PM
Happy Circulatory System Walking Through The Kitchen Day to those who celebrate.
Is it a law for every team in the PACWEST to have someone named Mackenzie?
November 7, 2024 at 10:59 PM
Is it a law for every team in the PACWEST to have someone named Mackenzie?
The BC Lions will play for the Grey Cup in their home stadium. Mark my words.
November 2, 2024 at 4:52 PM
The BC Lions will play for the Grey Cup in their home stadium. Mark my words.
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finally free from that other app
October 17, 2024 at 12:39 PM
finally free from that other app
It feels good to finally be free from Twitter.
October 23, 2024 at 3:04 AM
It feels good to finally be free from Twitter.
So apparently, all the Dodgers needed to do to get back to the World Series was to spend the GDP of a second-world country on two players, all while pulling off cap circumvention not seen this side of Mark Stone.
It's a wonder why small-market teams don't just do that.
It's a wonder why small-market teams don't just do that.
October 21, 2024 at 3:53 AM
So apparently, all the Dodgers needed to do to get back to the World Series was to spend the GDP of a second-world country on two players, all while pulling off cap circumvention not seen this side of Mark Stone.
It's a wonder why small-market teams don't just do that.
It's a wonder why small-market teams don't just do that.