itsliterallyt0m
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Chaotic realist fueled by iced coffee, gaming, side-eye, and memes that hit harder than they should.
Chaotic realist fueled by iced coffee, gaming, side-eye, and memes that hit harder than they should.
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Trump looking at the stock market tomorrow morning
January 12, 2026 at 1:43 AM
Trump looking at the stock market tomorrow morning
This just in: #ArianaGrande has defected to #China to steal #xijinping from his wife. Call her AriaNiHao Grande.
January 4, 2026 at 2:05 PM
This just in: #ArianaGrande has defected to #China to steal #xijinping from his wife. Call her AriaNiHao Grande.
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Imagine turning up to the ethnically ambiguous competition but Ariana Grande is there
December 31, 2025 at 3:40 AM
Imagine turning up to the ethnically ambiguous competition but Ariana Grande is there
You don’t know the meaning of “sharing is caring” until you’ve had multiple loads pumped into you by multiple different men in one sitting
December 27, 2025 at 6:01 AM
You don’t know the meaning of “sharing is caring” until you’ve had multiple loads pumped into you by multiple different men in one sitting
I just wanna suck dick and get passed around like a bong between frat brothers, but now I have to fight fascism.
December 27, 2025 at 5:58 AM
I just wanna suck dick and get passed around like a bong between frat brothers, but now I have to fight fascism.
The phrase “welcome in” should be a hate crime
December 27, 2025 at 1:46 AM
The phrase “welcome in” should be a hate crime
Brain says read a book then compulsively goes back to the phone. Literally save me.
December 25, 2025 at 3:48 PM
Brain says read a book then compulsively goes back to the phone. Literally save me.
Patriotism is measured by how long you can starve while saying this is the greatest country in the world.
December 24, 2025 at 1:33 AM
Patriotism is measured by how long you can starve while saying this is the greatest country in the world.
Steve Burns from Blue’s Clues and I have beef. Why haven’t I sucked his dick yet?
December 22, 2025 at 6:06 PM
Steve Burns from Blue’s Clues and I have beef. Why haven’t I sucked his dick yet?
You rip a blinker on the Penelope. Someone asks you if your favorite color is five.
November 27, 2025 at 6:02 AM
You rip a blinker on the Penelope. Someone asks you if your favorite color is five.
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Coming into this app then leaving
November 27, 2025 at 5:59 AM
Coming into this app then leaving
Fuck. I don’t even remember if I jerked off in November. Is that bad?
#nonutnovember #missionfailedsuccessfully
#nonutnovember #missionfailedsuccessfully
November 3, 2025 at 5:59 PM
Fuck. I don’t even remember if I jerked off in November. Is that bad?
#nonutnovember #missionfailedsuccessfully
#nonutnovember #missionfailedsuccessfully
I was born in the wrong era, but in that I’m like….. tired of how much shit is happening all of the time.
November 3, 2025 at 2:24 PM
I was born in the wrong era, but in that I’m like….. tired of how much shit is happening all of the time.
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I’m also the type of person that wouldn’t mind being passed around by a father, his son, and the grandpa. Call it giving back.
October 23, 2025 at 1:38 PM
I’m also the type of person that wouldn’t mind being passed around by a father, his son, and the grandpa. Call it giving back.
I’m embarrassed to say that I would have fucked Kevin Federline when he started dating Britney. Then again, that’s his type— fuckable and sleezy. That’s why he’s a child support welfare king.
October 23, 2025 at 1:37 PM
I’m embarrassed to say that I would have fucked Kevin Federline when he started dating Britney. Then again, that’s his type— fuckable and sleezy. That’s why he’s a child support welfare king.
Put me on suicide watch. A man just referred to his cum as his “special milk.” Please fucking kill me out of mercy.
October 20, 2025 at 1:46 PM
Put me on suicide watch. A man just referred to his cum as his “special milk.” Please fucking kill me out of mercy.
Unfollowing hot people because seeing hot people post hot and naughty pics on my feed is making me depressed. If I follow you, it’s because you’re ugly or your body isn’t your brand. Shout out to my hot unfollows though. I wish I looked like you. 🥲
October 18, 2025 at 5:47 PM
Unfollowing hot people because seeing hot people post hot and naughty pics on my feed is making me depressed. If I follow you, it’s because you’re ugly or your body isn’t your brand. Shout out to my hot unfollows though. I wish I looked like you. 🥲
Me outside their hallway window while watching those that tried me as they look around the house at 2:43 AM after being woken from a dead sleep
October 17, 2025 at 5:49 PM
Me outside their hallway window while watching those that tried me as they look around the house at 2:43 AM after being woken from a dead sleep