luis, the king of crops
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Degenerate ‘Modernistic’ Works ~ senior editorial producer at @newyorker.com ~ opinions are mine, give them back >:/ ~ in “my long and storied Corny Era.” ~ he/they
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Katie upon making an innocent mistake
January 12, 2026 at 6:38 AM
Katie upon making an innocent mistake
are you sure that was Griffin, you didn't even get fired
January 12, 2026 at 1:58 AM
are you sure that was Griffin, you didn't even get fired
Yeah they did it dURING TEYANA’S ACCEPTANCE SPEECH
January 12, 2026 at 1:27 AM
Yeah they did it dURING TEYANA’S ACCEPTANCE SPEECH
It’s happened like twice now, production is absolutely blowing it
January 12, 2026 at 1:23 AM
It’s happened like twice now, production is absolutely blowing it
see and right as I say that Stellan Skarsgård wins for maybe the first time all awards season
January 12, 2026 at 1:21 AM
see and right as I say that Stellan Skarsgård wins for maybe the first time all awards season
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There are good journalists out there who grasp that we are living in an emergency moment, at the mercy of serial liars, bigots, and government thugs. They are steady. They are clear-eyed. They understand what is needed. And they have been right exponentially more often than the "calm down" crew.
January 11, 2026 at 5:26 PM
There are good journalists out there who grasp that we are living in an emergency moment, at the mercy of serial liars, bigots, and government thugs. They are steady. They are clear-eyed. They understand what is needed. And they have been right exponentially more often than the "calm down" crew.
hey chat is it bad if you’re down by 41 in the fourth
January 10, 2026 at 3:57 AM
hey chat is it bad if you’re down by 41 in the fourth
cooper did the bar miss that fumble too
January 10, 2026 at 2:00 AM
cooper did the bar miss that fumble too
okay apparently we are allowed TWO hilarious plays per quarter
January 10, 2026 at 1:40 AM
okay apparently we are allowed TWO hilarious plays per quarter
how do you not throw the ball at *anyone* there lmao
January 10, 2026 at 1:36 AM
how do you not throw the ball at *anyone* there lmao
do you think Cignetti is the type of guy to give a whole “I’m not mad I’m disappointed speech” or does he just mutter “you’re a fucking idiot” under his breath in a way that makes you comprehend the totality of your life’s failures. Anyway good stop on defense #IUvOR
January 10, 2026 at 1:30 AM
do you think Cignetti is the type of guy to give a whole “I’m not mad I’m disappointed speech” or does he just mutter “you’re a fucking idiot” under his breath in a way that makes you comprehend the totality of your life’s failures. Anyway good stop on defense #IUvOR