luis, the king of crops
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Degenerate ‘Modernistic’ Works ~ senior editorial producer at @newyorker.com ~ opinions are mine, give them back >:/ ~ in “my long and storied Corny Era.” ~ he/they
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Is the “Mission: Impossible” Series Tom Cruise’s “Blank Check”?
The movie podcast, which examines the crazy passion projects that directors pursue after their first big hit (“Aloha” or “Speed Racer,” anyone?) celebrates its tenth birthday with a trip to a “Mission...
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This week in @newyorker.com: All you need to know is that the name of the show is Blank Check.
I walked around the Museum of the Moving Image's new Mission: Impossible exhibit with the top minds behind @blankcheck.bsky.social to talk Tom, "Sinners," and Videology trivia.
I walked around the Museum of the Moving Image's new Mission: Impossible exhibit with the top minds behind @blankcheck.bsky.social to talk Tom, "Sinners," and Videology trivia.
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these videos have raised more than $180,000(!) for a variety of urgent causes over the last few years.
this year i'm once again supporting the Palestine Children's Relief Fund, whose work is tragically as vital as ever. please consider giving if you can!
www.gofundme.com/f/david-ehrl...
this year i'm once again supporting the Palestine Children's Relief Fund, whose work is tragically as vital as ever. please consider giving if you can!
www.gofundme.com/f/david-ehrl...
January 12, 2026 at 3:32 PM
these videos have raised more than $180,000(!) for a variety of urgent causes over the last few years.
this year i'm once again supporting the Palestine Children's Relief Fund, whose work is tragically as vital as ever. please consider giving if you can!
www.gofundme.com/f/david-ehrl...
this year i'm once again supporting the Palestine Children's Relief Fund, whose work is tragically as vital as ever. please consider giving if you can!
www.gofundme.com/f/david-ehrl...
everyone say thank you to Jeff Software from @jeffsoftware.com for making this very easy little subscription calendar applet so that I don't have to manually plug in an entire seasons' worth of MLS bullshit
Major League Soccer iCalendar
mlscalendar.jeffsoftware.com
January 12, 2026 at 8:34 PM
everyone say thank you to Jeff Software from @jeffsoftware.com for making this very easy little subscription calendar applet so that I don't have to manually plug in an entire seasons' worth of MLS bullshit
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living in a world where the only two jobs are “gambling” and “murder” isn’t nearly as cool as Cowboy Bebop made it out to be
January 12, 2026 at 3:47 PM
living in a world where the only two jobs are “gambling” and “murder” isn’t nearly as cool as Cowboy Bebop made it out to be
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But please, NYPD... tell me more about the scourge of bicycles.
Unlicensed drivers killed nearly 300 pedestrians, cyclists and motorists on city streets between 2021-2024 — and their percentage share of the carnage soared in the aftermath of the coronavirus pandemic, new city data analyzed by Streetsblog shows.
Unlicensed Drivers Comprise One-Quarter Of Street Fatalities: Data - Streetsblog New York City
Unlicensed drivers are now responsible for one-quarter of road fatalities — and are linked to fatal crashes much more often now than pre-pandemic, a new Streetsblog analysis shows.
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January 12, 2026 at 2:44 PM
But please, NYPD... tell me more about the scourge of bicycles.
does anyone have an extra fifty thousand they could spare, life is too expensive and i have plans
January 12, 2026 at 6:39 AM
does anyone have an extra fifty thousand they could spare, life is too expensive and i have plans
Katie upon making an innocent mistake
January 12, 2026 at 6:38 AM
Katie upon making an innocent mistake
RHEA!!!!! FUCK YEAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
January 12, 2026 at 3:28 AM
RHEA!!!!! FUCK YEAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
personally i'm of the opinion that anyone who worked on this polymarket "integration" with the Golden Globes should be sent to an eighteenth-century debtors' prison
January 12, 2026 at 2:27 AM
personally i'm of the opinion that anyone who worked on this polymarket "integration" with the Golden Globes should be sent to an eighteenth-century debtors' prison
are you sure that was Griffin, you didn't even get fired
January 12, 2026 at 1:58 AM
are you sure that was Griffin, you didn't even get fired
Yeah they did it dURING TEYANA’S ACCEPTANCE SPEECH
January 12, 2026 at 1:27 AM
Yeah they did it dURING TEYANA’S ACCEPTANCE SPEECH
It’s happened like twice now, production is absolutely blowing it
January 12, 2026 at 1:23 AM
It’s happened like twice now, production is absolutely blowing it
see and right as I say that Stellan Skarsgård wins for maybe the first time all awards season
January 12, 2026 at 1:21 AM
see and right as I say that Stellan Skarsgård wins for maybe the first time all awards season
Unfortunately part of the incoming OBAA sweeps tonight at the Globes means I’m going to have to see a bunch of David Zaslav’s stupid face
January 12, 2026 at 1:20 AM
Unfortunately part of the incoming OBAA sweeps tonight at the Globes means I’m going to have to see a bunch of David Zaslav’s stupid face
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There are good journalists out there who grasp that we are living in an emergency moment, at the mercy of serial liars, bigots, and government thugs. They are steady. They are clear-eyed. They understand what is needed. And they have been right exponentially more often than the "calm down" crew.
January 11, 2026 at 5:26 PM
There are good journalists out there who grasp that we are living in an emergency moment, at the mercy of serial liars, bigots, and government thugs. They are steady. They are clear-eyed. They understand what is needed. And they have been right exponentially more often than the "calm down" crew.
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"These days, no one asks me about pronouns; they’re too busy searching for potable water. The victor of the Fourth Great Water War has yet to be determined, but what is certain is that we have decisively defeated the DEI scolds."
buff.ly/uQeXWRA
buff.ly/uQeXWRA
One Upside of the Total Collapse of Civilization Is We Don’t Have to Be Woke Anymore
As I gaze upon the ruins of what was once my home city, where I grew up and built a life full of love, laughter, and fond memories, I could feel sa...
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January 11, 2026 at 2:30 AM
"These days, no one asks me about pronouns; they’re too busy searching for potable water. The victor of the Fourth Great Water War has yet to be determined, but what is certain is that we have decisively defeated the DEI scolds."
buff.ly/uQeXWRA
buff.ly/uQeXWRA
hey chat is it bad if you’re down by 41 in the fourth
January 10, 2026 at 3:57 AM
hey chat is it bad if you’re down by 41 in the fourth
perfect time to catch up on Pluribus
Oregon fans should check out Traitors, Alan Cumming is a delight
January 10, 2026 at 2:05 AM
perfect time to catch up on Pluribus
cooper did the bar miss that fumble too
January 10, 2026 at 2:00 AM
cooper did the bar miss that fumble too
okay apparently we are allowed TWO hilarious plays per quarter
January 10, 2026 at 1:40 AM
okay apparently we are allowed TWO hilarious plays per quarter
how do you not throw the ball at *anyone* there lmao
January 10, 2026 at 1:36 AM
how do you not throw the ball at *anyone* there lmao
do you think Cignetti is the type of guy to give a whole “I’m not mad I’m disappointed speech” or does he just mutter “you’re a fucking idiot” under his breath in a way that makes you comprehend the totality of your life’s failures. Anyway good stop on defense #IUvOR
January 10, 2026 at 1:30 AM
do you think Cignetti is the type of guy to give a whole “I’m not mad I’m disappointed speech” or does he just mutter “you’re a fucking idiot” under his breath in a way that makes you comprehend the totality of your life’s failures. Anyway good stop on defense #IUvOR
*despondently* back home agaaaaaiiiiiinnn
January 10, 2026 at 1:14 AM
*despondently* back home agaaaaaiiiiiinnn