luis, the king of crops
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Degenerate ‘Modernistic’ Works ~ senior editorial producer at @newyorker.com ~ opinions are mine, give them back >:/ ~ in “my long and storied Corny Era.” ~ he/they
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Is the “Mission: Impossible” Series Tom Cruise’s “Blank Check”?
The movie podcast, which examines the crazy passion projects that directors pursue after their first big hit (“Aloha” or “Speed Racer,” anyone?) celebrates its tenth birthday with a trip to a “Mission...
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This week in @newyorker.com: All you need to know is that the name of the show is Blank Check.
I walked around the Museum of the Moving Image's new Mission: Impossible exhibit with the top minds behind @blankcheck.bsky.social to talk Tom, "Sinners," and Videology trivia.
I walked around the Museum of the Moving Image's new Mission: Impossible exhibit with the top minds behind @blankcheck.bsky.social to talk Tom, "Sinners," and Videology trivia.
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subscribe to extremely good independent news website The Handbasket so Marisa can buy an appropriately-sized TV stand
November 27, 2025 at 5:09 AM
subscribe to extremely good independent news website The Handbasket so Marisa can buy an appropriately-sized TV stand
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Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷
November 26, 2025 at 1:04 PM
Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷
have any of you considered that i am a very sleepy guy, just so tired
November 25, 2025 at 6:02 PM
have any of you considered that i am a very sleepy guy, just so tired
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The Chotiner
He destroyed his cage
Yes
YES
The Chotiner is out
He destroyed his cage
Yes
YES
The Chotiner is out
A new kind of rapid Chotining. Please appreciate the alt-text.
November 25, 2025 at 4:51 AM
The Chotiner
He destroyed his cage
Yes
YES
The Chotiner is out
He destroyed his cage
Yes
YES
The Chotiner is out
unfortunately i fear this is asking too much of the colts defense
Bad offensive series. Pittman's got to hang onto the first play of the drive, Daniel Jones has to make a good throw on third down.
Colts defense has to come up big.
Colts defense has to come up big.
November 23, 2025 at 8:47 PM
unfortunately i fear this is asking too much of the colts defense
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Lame roughing call, drink
November 23, 2025 at 6:58 PM
Lame roughing call, drink
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I really did not have “Kathy Hochul understands this political moment better than almost anyone else in the Democratic Party” on my bingo card but here we are
Governor Hochul on Elise Stefanik doubling down on her claims that Mamdani is a “jihadist.”
Video: Kathy Hochul via X (@KathyHochul)
Video: Kathy Hochul via X (@KathyHochul)
November 23, 2025 at 12:07 AM
I really did not have “Kathy Hochul understands this political moment better than almost anyone else in the Democratic Party” on my bingo card but here we are
*extremely cable news voice* when will Zohran post about the Gotham FC championship
November 23, 2025 at 4:44 AM
*extremely cable news voice* when will Zohran post about the Gotham FC championship
to everyone who said Ferrari’s career-eating habits v Lewis Hamilton would end with an unqualified dub for Ferrari, I’m sorry I ever doubted you
November 22, 2025 at 4:23 AM
to everyone who said Ferrari’s career-eating habits v Lewis Hamilton would end with an unqualified dub for Ferrari, I’m sorry I ever doubted you
the Boox Palma 2 Pro, a device made exclusively for @davidpierce.xyz, has made it into the Kyle Chayka New Yorker Gift Guide™️ along with a bunch of other e-ink stuff
A Holiday Gift Guide: The Newest, Strangest Gadgets and Apps
Our columnist on digital culture suggests technology—or anti-technology technology—to give this holiday season.
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November 19, 2025 at 2:43 PM
the Boox Palma 2 Pro, a device made exclusively for @davidpierce.xyz, has made it into the Kyle Chayka New Yorker Gift Guide™️ along with a bunch of other e-ink stuff
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“Olivia Nuzzi is on the phone, she wants to do a profile” starting to approach Isaac Chotiner levels of danger
November 18, 2025 at 2:10 AM
“Olivia Nuzzi is on the phone, she wants to do a profile” starting to approach Isaac Chotiner levels of danger
H E L L Y E A H
November 17, 2025 at 7:11 PM
H E L L Y E A H
a second Talk of the Town piece about an ultra-popular movie podcast has hit the New Yorker magazine
November 17, 2025 at 7:01 PM
a second Talk of the Town piece about an ultra-popular movie podcast has hit the New Yorker magazine
fyi this is the future of journalism, folks
November 15, 2025 at 5:25 AM
fyi this is the future of journalism, folks
and to anyone who thought shifting the calendar in 2027 was a bad idea, I think you should get pantsed
Alonso Martinez with a rumored knee injury while on international duty.
If it’s serious, that leaves NYCFC without a striker besides 17 year old Seymour Reid.
If it’s serious, that leaves NYCFC without a striker besides 17 year old Seymour Reid.
November 14, 2025 at 11:54 PM
and to anyone who thought shifting the calendar in 2027 was a bad idea, I think you should get pantsed
Typing out a description of the sickos dot jpg comic to alter the reality around me
November 14, 2025 at 10:35 PM
Typing out a description of the sickos dot jpg comic to alter the reality around me
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this is the essence of Poster’s Bushido: if you want to do something like that, own it
It’s fine to break the rules if you understand and accept that doing so will get you punished IMO
November 14, 2025 at 3:47 PM
this is the essence of Poster’s Bushido: if you want to do something like that, own it
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Goodness me, I stayed up late reading and it’s already Partially Muscled Skeleton Screaming by the Perimeter Fence Day. Hope you’ve all been good this year!
November 14, 2025 at 5:34 AM
Goodness me, I stayed up late reading and it’s already Partially Muscled Skeleton Screaming by the Perimeter Fence Day. Hope you’ve all been good this year!
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Give a man a fish and someone with a thousand fishes is going to bitch about people getting free handouts. Teach a man to fish? Yeah, that person with a thousand fishes is going to bitch about that too.
November 14, 2025 at 1:28 AM
Give a man a fish and someone with a thousand fishes is going to bitch about people getting free handouts. Teach a man to fish? Yeah, that person with a thousand fishes is going to bitch about that too.