Matt Jordan
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“All my haters become my waiters when I sit down at the table of success.” - Mayor Eric Adams
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The Very Expendables
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I believe it is, but I always try to go with a funny sounding name in these instances
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Damn, India putting up Ho Ho Kus New Jersey dealership numbers
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TESLA SELLS 61 CARS IN INDIA IN SEPTEMBER 2025
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I actually think this is a great take and I wish I would've thought of it. I don't want to downplay those movies at all (I haven't seen 2/3rds of them) but best of the century so far? Come on
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A pretty good version of this kind of thing, minus their #1. Be fucking for real here
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Well, his son WAS a contestant on the Albanian version of American Idol last year (NOT A JOKE)
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Never, ever Newsom. Fuck that guy.
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Gavin Newsom vetoes gender education bill, declines to sign other trans protections - buff.ly/MTUAV85
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her character has polio…
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The ironic thing here being that the one thing that could potentially derail it is Trump's wild incompetence, too vain to be a true puppet and too inept to be a true authoritarian.
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At this point I think it's less "betting" and more "attempting to engineer". They have conflated the causation between Trump's 2024 win and Musk's quarter billion dollar investment in same (wrongly, I'd argue) and now think that they create buy their way into the world the way they want it to be.
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/In the Christopher Plummer/Mike Wallace voice from The Insider "Adam? Adam? Try Mr. Rubenstein. I'm the guy who wrote a whole thing about how he felt ostracized at the New York Times because he liked Chik-Fil-A. My writing has also appeared in Commentary Magazine and The Atlantic."
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Imagine being the Kyiv correspondent for CBS News, calling into the morning news meeting, and hearing this fellow telling you what to cover.
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It's the question on everyone's lips!
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If you have a minute, I'd love to know how she went from a honeymoon cruise two seasons ago to a murdered fiancé the following year
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"I'd say Good Night, and Good Luck, but you don't need luck -- you're a rock star through and through!"
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If you'd like to delight in a side-by-side comparison, here's Bari Weiss' reported note to CBS staffers (left) and the one I cooked up on ChatGPT with a quickly dashed-off prompt (right). Looking forward to hearing from you in the days and weeks ahead!
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"lying silver-tongued charlatan runs to the US, attempts to reinvent himself, turns out to be pretty good at an important job" this is like one of the foundational American Stories www.nytimes.com/2025/10/05/u...
The Superintendent’s Bio Seemed Too Good to Be True. It Was.
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Another tough break for Lydia Tár
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PlayStation quietly cancels remaining ‘PlayStation: The Concert’ 2025 tour dates in the US www.videogameschronicle.com/news/playsta...
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Ah. Okay, thanks for letting us know.
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MORGAN STANLEY: “.. it’s difficult to ignore the market’s reliance on AI capex. In market-pricing terms, we believe we’re closer to the seventh inning than the first, and several developments indicate we may be entering the later phases of the boom.” 👀

[Shalett]
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Getting everything ready for Bari
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“While vaccines are critically important public health tools, they're not magic. You know, you can have an allergic reaction to aspirin,” says attorney Renée Gentry, a leading vaccine injury litigator. cbsn.ws/46ANpvQ