Hm, hm, interesting, you make good points

BUT, consider

Dominate Person you agree with me now

Or in 5e/D&D Fantasy's case, magic. A quarter of these books are devoted to spell lists and consequentially its a very good subsystem to have at your fingertips, especially since it doesn't preclude you from using the also sizeable combat subsystems

Now you're thinking with portals

I don't got a lot of space but 5e isn't just based on wargaming/dungeon gaming, it specifically just lazily designed. Any sort of optional rule or official ruling is left under the advice "ask your GM," ie ask your GM to make the subsystem without guidance

Combat and Tactics would be ashamed.

I tried to find the "queer 5e book with queer villains" that ended up just having stats to kill them and not a whole lot else

And was stymied by there being like four books fitting this description

FIST 2

When will the evil bug be installed

"Oh you think that I, the creator of all things you have ever seen in your life, had not heard of Pascal's Wager? I invented Pascal, I invented wagers, I invented you, and I wish I hadn't. Divine Skeleton Death Blast."

But, you can get a new Call of Duty every year?

I will never stop being rude and inappropriate about Thom and I will never stop being polite and appropriate to Marie

This is my guarantee

Its not abusive mind control gaslighting because it's not part of the rules, it's just a fun thing to do at the table

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Tonight, you will be visited by three donkeys.

The Rum of Short Size Christmas Past.
The Rum of Average Size Christmas Present.
The Rum of Long Size Christmas Future.

All three will eat all your cookies and kill you.

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