IT’S OCTOBER
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SAPPHIC CATNOODLE WITH A BIGGER DICK THAN YOUR MOM
RICH PEOPLE DON'T KNOW THE VALUE OF A DOLLAR
November 27, 2025 at 9:37 PM
RICH PEOPLE DON'T KNOW THE VALUE OF A DOLLAR
AT THIS POINT I’M PRETTY SURE OUR ROOMMATE IS ACTIVELY TRYING TO HARM ME THROUGH “ACCIDENTAL” CROSS CONTAMINATION
JUST TOOK A FUCKING QUICHE OUT OF THE OVEN TO COOL AND SHE FUCKING WANDERS INTO THE KITCHEN AND STARTS FUCKING EATING CRACKERS OVER IT WITH HER MOUTH OPEN
SO NOW I CAN’T FUCKING EAT IT
JUST TOOK A FUCKING QUICHE OUT OF THE OVEN TO COOL AND SHE FUCKING WANDERS INTO THE KITCHEN AND STARTS FUCKING EATING CRACKERS OVER IT WITH HER MOUTH OPEN
SO NOW I CAN’T FUCKING EAT IT
October 26, 2023 at 10:39 PM
AT THIS POINT I’M PRETTY SURE OUR ROOMMATE IS ACTIVELY TRYING TO HARM ME THROUGH “ACCIDENTAL” CROSS CONTAMINATION
JUST TOOK A FUCKING QUICHE OUT OF THE OVEN TO COOL AND SHE FUCKING WANDERS INTO THE KITCHEN AND STARTS FUCKING EATING CRACKERS OVER IT WITH HER MOUTH OPEN
SO NOW I CAN’T FUCKING EAT IT
JUST TOOK A FUCKING QUICHE OUT OF THE OVEN TO COOL AND SHE FUCKING WANDERS INTO THE KITCHEN AND STARTS FUCKING EATING CRACKERS OVER IT WITH HER MOUTH OPEN
SO NOW I CAN’T FUCKING EAT IT
YOU KNOW WHO ELSE CONSTANTLY MUNGED THEIR LATIN AND GREEK ROOTS? THE ROMANS
October 25, 2023 at 8:03 PM
YOU KNOW WHO ELSE CONSTANTLY MUNGED THEIR LATIN AND GREEK ROOTS? THE ROMANS
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Any labor can be emotional labor if you're unstable enough
October 10, 2023 at 3:11 PM
Any labor can be emotional labor if you're unstable enough
MOVING SO FAST THAT ALL OF THE RED FLAGS BLUESHIFT AND LOOK GREEN
October 10, 2023 at 11:01 PM
MOVING SO FAST THAT ALL OF THE RED FLAGS BLUESHIFT AND LOOK GREEN
ATTEMPTING TO HAVE A PRODUCTIVE CONVERSATION ABOUT ESTRADIOL DOSING WITH YOUR DOCTOR CARRIES A GREATER STROKE RISK THAN ESTRADIOL USAGE EVER WILL
September 29, 2023 at 10:44 PM
ATTEMPTING TO HAVE A PRODUCTIVE CONVERSATION ABOUT ESTRADIOL DOSING WITH YOUR DOCTOR CARRIES A GREATER STROKE RISK THAN ESTRADIOL USAGE EVER WILL
HEY GIRL
I WAS JUST CLINGING TO THIS ROCK
SCREAMING IN EXISTENTIAL TERROR
AND I WONDERED IF MAYBE
YOU WANTED TO COME OVER
AND WATCH THE STARS GO OUT
I WAS JUST CLINGING TO THIS ROCK
SCREAMING IN EXISTENTIAL TERROR
AND I WONDERED IF MAYBE
YOU WANTED TO COME OVER
AND WATCH THE STARS GO OUT
September 23, 2023 at 9:52 PM
HEY GIRL
I WAS JUST CLINGING TO THIS ROCK
SCREAMING IN EXISTENTIAL TERROR
AND I WONDERED IF MAYBE
YOU WANTED TO COME OVER
AND WATCH THE STARS GO OUT
I WAS JUST CLINGING TO THIS ROCK
SCREAMING IN EXISTENTIAL TERROR
AND I WONDERED IF MAYBE
YOU WANTED TO COME OVER
AND WATCH THE STARS GO OUT
TESTOSTERONE IS A FICKLE FUCKING BEAST
September 21, 2023 at 5:39 PM
TESTOSTERONE IS A FICKLE FUCKING BEAST
THE WORST THING ABOUT WILDFIRE SMOKE IS THE VISCERAL SENSE OF PANIC AND DREAD- SHADOWS CAST BY ANCESTRAL GENES FROM THOSE WHO RIGHTLY LEARNED TO FLEE FROM SUCH THINGS, WHILST I REMAIN INDOORS AND SPEND AS MUCH TIME AS POSSIBLE NEXT TO A BOX FAN WITH A BUNCH OF MERV 13 FILTERS DUCT TAPED TO IT
September 21, 2023 at 5:05 PM
THE WORST THING ABOUT WILDFIRE SMOKE IS THE VISCERAL SENSE OF PANIC AND DREAD- SHADOWS CAST BY ANCESTRAL GENES FROM THOSE WHO RIGHTLY LEARNED TO FLEE FROM SUCH THINGS, WHILST I REMAIN INDOORS AND SPEND AS MUCH TIME AS POSSIBLE NEXT TO A BOX FAN WITH A BUNCH OF MERV 13 FILTERS DUCT TAPED TO IT
SOMETIMES IT FEELS LIKE THINGS ARE LEVELLING OUT ONTO A PLATEAU, BUT IN ACTUALITY IT’S A FLOODPLAIN
September 10, 2023 at 6:29 PM
SOMETIMES IT FEELS LIKE THINGS ARE LEVELLING OUT ONTO A PLATEAU, BUT IN ACTUALITY IT’S A FLOODPLAIN
I’VE BASICALLY SPENT THE LAST 5 MONTHS RECOVERING FROM A MESSY CONCUSSION, AND NAMES ARE STILL WAY HARDER TO REMEMBER THAN THEY WERE BEFORE, BUT IT FINALLY PHYSICALLY HURTS LESS TO DO SO, SO THERE’S THAT
September 7, 2023 at 5:58 PM
I’VE BASICALLY SPENT THE LAST 5 MONTHS RECOVERING FROM A MESSY CONCUSSION, AND NAMES ARE STILL WAY HARDER TO REMEMBER THAN THEY WERE BEFORE, BUT IT FINALLY PHYSICALLY HURTS LESS TO DO SO, SO THERE’S THAT
WHAT DOES IT MEAN TO DESERVE?
DOES THE SUN DESERVE TO SHINE?
DO BIRDS DESERVE TO SING?
DOES THE SUN DESERVE TO SHINE?
DO BIRDS DESERVE TO SING?
September 4, 2023 at 5:19 PM
WHAT DOES IT MEAN TO DESERVE?
DOES THE SUN DESERVE TO SHINE?
DO BIRDS DESERVE TO SING?
DOES THE SUN DESERVE TO SHINE?
DO BIRDS DESERVE TO SING?
STILL ALIVE, JUST EXISTENTIALLY EXHAUSTED
August 29, 2023 at 7:59 PM
STILL ALIVE, JUST EXISTENTIALLY EXHAUSTED
FLY ME TO SATURN AND LET ME PLAY AMONG HER RINGS
LET ME THRUST BETWEEN HER MOONS UNTIL IT STARTS TO STING
LET ME THRUST BETWEEN HER MOONS UNTIL IT STARTS TO STING
August 29, 2023 at 7:58 PM
FLY ME TO SATURN AND LET ME PLAY AMONG HER RINGS
LET ME THRUST BETWEEN HER MOONS UNTIL IT STARTS TO STING
LET ME THRUST BETWEEN HER MOONS UNTIL IT STARTS TO STING
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woman who thinks “crotchety” is a mispronunciation of “crocheting”
August 29, 2023 at 7:18 PM
woman who thinks “crotchety” is a mispronunciation of “crocheting”
I’VE ONLY KNOWN ONE “PHIL” MY WHOLE LIFE, AND THEY WERE ALSO THE ONLY PERSON I’VE PERSONALLY KNOWN TO STATE UNPROMPTED THAT THEY’D TRY HUMAN MEAT IF THEY EVER GOT THE OPPORTUNITY
August 17, 2023 at 3:18 PM
I’VE ONLY KNOWN ONE “PHIL” MY WHOLE LIFE, AND THEY WERE ALSO THE ONLY PERSON I’VE PERSONALLY KNOWN TO STATE UNPROMPTED THAT THEY’D TRY HUMAN MEAT IF THEY EVER GOT THE OPPORTUNITY
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love a crunchwrap bc the hexagon is nature’s perfect edible shape
August 14, 2023 at 3:51 PM
love a crunchwrap bc the hexagon is nature’s perfect edible shape
WE ALL NEED TO DO OUR PART TO STOP THE PROLIFERATION OF NUCLEAR FAMILIES
August 14, 2023 at 3:13 AM
WE ALL NEED TO DO OUR PART TO STOP THE PROLIFERATION OF NUCLEAR FAMILIES
MY ROOMMATE KNEW FULL WELL GOING INTO THIS THAT I LIKE TO SCRAWL DICKS ON THINGS- THAT THEY ARE DECIDING TO BE A DICKISH PRUDE RUBS ME THE WRONG WAY, AND NOW I WANT TO SCRAWL DICKS THE WRONG WAY ON THINGS
August 9, 2023 at 4:44 PM
MY ROOMMATE KNEW FULL WELL GOING INTO THIS THAT I LIKE TO SCRAWL DICKS ON THINGS- THAT THEY ARE DECIDING TO BE A DICKISH PRUDE RUBS ME THE WRONG WAY, AND NOW I WANT TO SCRAWL DICKS THE WRONG WAY ON THINGS
I’M ON THE VERGE OF PULLING OFF “TACTICAL SLUT NINJA”
August 9, 2023 at 4:41 PM
I’M ON THE VERGE OF PULLING OFF “TACTICAL SLUT NINJA”
A PLANET ONCE TOLD ME I DRESS LIKE A SUPERHERO AND NOW I CAN’T STOP CONSCIOUSLY ANGLING MY CHOICES TOWARD THAT
August 9, 2023 at 4:38 PM
A PLANET ONCE TOLD ME I DRESS LIKE A SUPERHERO AND NOW I CAN’T STOP CONSCIOUSLY ANGLING MY CHOICES TOWARD THAT
ONE OF THESE DAYS I’LL SET FOOT OUTSIDE THE APARTMENT DRESSED LIKE A COMPLETE FUCKING SLUT AGAIN, BUT TODAY IS NOT THAT DAY
August 9, 2023 at 4:36 PM
ONE OF THESE DAYS I’LL SET FOOT OUTSIDE THE APARTMENT DRESSED LIKE A COMPLETE FUCKING SLUT AGAIN, BUT TODAY IS NOT THAT DAY
WAS DESCRIBING AN INTERACTION WITH MY ROOMMATE AND AS I WAS REPEATING VERBATIM WHAT SHE’D SAID, MY THERAPIST INTERJECTS WITH “THAT’S CRAZY!”
August 8, 2023 at 1:06 AM
WAS DESCRIBING AN INTERACTION WITH MY ROOMMATE AND AS I WAS REPEATING VERBATIM WHAT SHE’D SAID, MY THERAPIST INTERJECTS WITH “THAT’S CRAZY!”
OUR ROOMMATE RESPONDS TO EVERYTHING WITH PASSIVE-AGGRESSION AND I’M GETTING BORED OF WATCHING THE TENSION CONTINUE TO BOIL AWAY
LAST TIME I TRIED TO SPEAK SUBSTANTIVELY TO HER- AFTER SHE INTERRUPTED A CONVERSATION SHE WASN’T REMOTELY PART OF- SHE TOLD ME TO SHUT UP, AND I DECIDED IT WASN’T WORTH IT
LAST TIME I TRIED TO SPEAK SUBSTANTIVELY TO HER- AFTER SHE INTERRUPTED A CONVERSATION SHE WASN’T REMOTELY PART OF- SHE TOLD ME TO SHUT UP, AND I DECIDED IT WASN’T WORTH IT
August 6, 2023 at 9:37 PM
OUR ROOMMATE RESPONDS TO EVERYTHING WITH PASSIVE-AGGRESSION AND I’M GETTING BORED OF WATCHING THE TENSION CONTINUE TO BOIL AWAY
LAST TIME I TRIED TO SPEAK SUBSTANTIVELY TO HER- AFTER SHE INTERRUPTED A CONVERSATION SHE WASN’T REMOTELY PART OF- SHE TOLD ME TO SHUT UP, AND I DECIDED IT WASN’T WORTH IT
LAST TIME I TRIED TO SPEAK SUBSTANTIVELY TO HER- AFTER SHE INTERRUPTED A CONVERSATION SHE WASN’T REMOTELY PART OF- SHE TOLD ME TO SHUT UP, AND I DECIDED IT WASN’T WORTH IT
GONE THROUGH A LOT OF NAMES THIS YEAR, BUT THE SIGN ON MY BEDROOM DOOR STILL READS "OCTOBER"
August 6, 2023 at 6:16 PM
GONE THROUGH A LOT OF NAMES THIS YEAR, BUT THE SIGN ON MY BEDROOM DOOR STILL READS "OCTOBER"