Paul Henry
@itspaulhenry.bsky.social
Cuddly as a cactus. Charming as an eel.
The year is 2012. People didn’t like the ending of Mass Effect 3 so they convinced themselves the main villain used mind control on the main character and the real ending will come later. The year is 2026. People didn’t like the ending of Stranger Things so they are doing the same thing
January 6, 2026 at 8:37 PM
The year is 2012. People didn’t like the ending of Mass Effect 3 so they convinced themselves the main villain used mind control on the main character and the real ending will come later. The year is 2026. People didn’t like the ending of Stranger Things so they are doing the same thing
I think if you see someone using generative AI you should be legally able to beat them in the head one time with a rusty pipe
January 6, 2026 at 8:07 PM
I think if you see someone using generative AI you should be legally able to beat them in the head one time with a rusty pipe
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So… a foreign country could just kidnap our president and charge him with crimes?
Alright Bet Michael Che GIF
ALT: Alright Bet Michael Che GIF
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January 3, 2026 at 6:50 PM
So… a foreign country could just kidnap our president and charge him with crimes?
Stranger Things isn’t perfect but I liked the ending and it’s probably going to be a comfort show of mine
January 1, 2026 at 5:36 PM
Stranger Things isn’t perfect but I liked the ending and it’s probably going to be a comfort show of mine
Iowa beating on Vanderbilt makes me smile like the guy from the first episode of Smiling Friends
December 31, 2025 at 7:11 PM
Iowa beating on Vanderbilt makes me smile like the guy from the first episode of Smiling Friends
I will never forgive the Wizards for passing on Queen
December 31, 2025 at 6:39 PM
I will never forgive the Wizards for passing on Queen
I’m in an odd position where I wish Ollie Watkins played for my team, but I also don’t want him to leave Villa
December 27, 2025 at 7:30 PM
I’m in an odd position where I wish Ollie Watkins played for my team, but I also don’t want him to leave Villa
Something I miss is looking at like ghost or cryptozoology pictures and videos and trying to figure out how or what’s happening, think to myself “oh that’s neat.” Now it’s all just AI slop bullshit
December 22, 2025 at 2:47 PM
Something I miss is looking at like ghost or cryptozoology pictures and videos and trying to figure out how or what’s happening, think to myself “oh that’s neat.” Now it’s all just AI slop bullshit
Is it just me or are the RedZone commercials aggressively frequent this week?
December 21, 2025 at 11:38 PM
Is it just me or are the RedZone commercials aggressively frequent this week?
They’re putting merry in our little Christmas that turned the Yuletide gay
December 19, 2025 at 1:45 PM
They’re putting merry in our little Christmas that turned the Yuletide gay
I think it’s very funny how Puka said he’d do a “covetous Jew dance” and the main headlines from that livestream have been, “Puka says bad things about refs”
December 18, 2025 at 6:49 PM
I think it’s very funny how Puka said he’d do a “covetous Jew dance” and the main headlines from that livestream have been, “Puka says bad things about refs”
If I’m a ref, and I see Puka doing this, flag comes out and he’s ejected from the game
Puka Nacua did an antisemitic little dance: defector.com/puka-nacua-d...
Puka Nacua Did An Antisemitic Little Dance | Defector
We need to keep all NFL players away from streamers. Or, at the very least, one streamer in particular: Adin Ross. When we last checked in with Ross he was hanging out in what was surely a crazy-smell...
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December 18, 2025 at 6:05 PM
If I’m a ref, and I see Puka doing this, flag comes out and he’s ejected from the game
You can tell nobody watches AEW because there hasn’t been a Fox News segment about the lyrics in Kyle Fletcher’s theme song
December 17, 2025 at 9:44 PM
You can tell nobody watches AEW because there hasn’t been a Fox News segment about the lyrics in Kyle Fletcher’s theme song
This is the church, this is the steeple, open it up oh no the Village People close it close it close it
December 15, 2025 at 9:08 PM
This is the church, this is the steeple, open it up oh no the Village People close it close it close it
Bring me Scooby-Doo meets Benoit Blanc
December 14, 2025 at 2:25 AM
Bring me Scooby-Doo meets Benoit Blanc
I would love a set of like Benoit Blanc books, like I know movies take time and money but if Rian Johnson put out books or even a book of past cases I would love that
December 13, 2025 at 5:56 PM
I would love a set of like Benoit Blanc books, like I know movies take time and money but if Rian Johnson put out books or even a book of past cases I would love that
Man who wants people to listen to him demands position where people have to listen to him
Nick Saban may not want to be commissioner of college football, but RGIII would gladly volunteer.
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Robert Griffin III volunteers to be college football commissioner
Robert Griffin III said he'd "raise his hand" to be college football commissioner, a job that doesn't actually exist.
awfulannouncing.com
December 13, 2025 at 5:18 PM
Man who wants people to listen to him demands position where people have to listen to him
Ruling is right that is a safety
December 11, 2025 at 11:16 PM
Ruling is right that is a safety
I’m a Washington fan. I forget about McNabb all the time
December 10, 2025 at 5:43 PM
I’m a Washington fan. I forget about McNabb all the time
Lil Wayne after he hears a Lil Wayne lyric
December 8, 2025 at 7:52 PM
Lil Wayne after he hears a Lil Wayne lyric
No Marty it’s your Unc! He’s chopped!
December 6, 2025 at 8:34 PM
No Marty it’s your Unc! He’s chopped!
Is this how people realize there’s no physical WWE Hall of Fame? (There’s going to be one in Saudi someday)
I can’t believe the WWE Hall of Fame thing is real. This is like a @davecolon.bsky.social bit.
December 3, 2025 at 7:49 PM
Is this how people realize there’s no physical WWE Hall of Fame? (There’s going to be one in Saudi someday)
In the Jeff Goldblum commercial where he goes, “Oooo” he sounds like ET or a Furby and I can’t figure out which
December 2, 2025 at 11:51 PM
In the Jeff Goldblum commercial where he goes, “Oooo” he sounds like ET or a Furby and I can’t figure out which
Dragonball Evolution has the scene where Goku slides on a car with his head
Defend a terrible film by picking something from it that saves it.
December 2, 2025 at 6:21 PM
Dragonball Evolution has the scene where Goku slides on a car with his head