Neal
@itstherealneal.bsky.social
My takes may not be hot, but a few of them are lukewarm
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Neal
@itstherealneal.bsky.social
· Feb 2
ⓘ 𝘠𝘰𝘶 𝘤𝘢𝘯'𝘵 𝘴𝘦𝘦 𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘤𝘰𝘮𝘮𝘦𝘯𝘵 𝘣𝘦𝘤𝘢𝘶𝘴𝘦 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘢𝘳𝘦 𝘶𝘴𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘢 𝘤𝘩𝘦𝘢𝘱 𝘮𝘰𝘣𝘪𝘭𝘦 𝘱𝘩𝘰𝘯𝘦
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A reminder that while this is a lewd account, the sex worker industry is absolutely political. As much as I'm sure it is used as escapism, it's extremely important to use any type of platform to speak on the unjust and cruelty in today's world.
Fuck ICE. Fuck trump. Fuck all of this.
Fuck ICE. Fuck trump. Fuck all of this.
January 8, 2026 at 6:51 PM
A reminder that while this is a lewd account, the sex worker industry is absolutely political. As much as I'm sure it is used as escapism, it's extremely important to use any type of platform to speak on the unjust and cruelty in today's world.
Fuck ICE. Fuck trump. Fuck all of this.
Fuck ICE. Fuck trump. Fuck all of this.
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Me: I’m feeling under the weather.
Wife: You need some euthanasia
Me: I think you mean echinacea
Wife: tomato, tomatoh
Wife: You need some euthanasia
Me: I think you mean echinacea
Wife: tomato, tomatoh
December 28, 2025 at 11:52 PM
Me: I’m feeling under the weather.
Wife: You need some euthanasia
Me: I think you mean echinacea
Wife: tomato, tomatoh
Wife: You need some euthanasia
Me: I think you mean echinacea
Wife: tomato, tomatoh
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Starting a thread of NSFW mushroom pics. Whatcha got? I’ll go first 😉
April 30, 2023 at 9:48 PM
Starting a thread of NSFW mushroom pics. Whatcha got? I’ll go first 😉
@soap-fi.bsky.social may be of use?
since just asking for dms didn't work out as i expected, i'll just say it here:
i'm gifting a 3-months Sponsor deck.blue membership for artists on bluesky! just reach me out on the dms to get it and be able to schedule posts!
requirements: 1k+ followers, don't use ai and keep posting real art!
i'm gifting a 3-months Sponsor deck.blue membership for artists on bluesky! just reach me out on the dms to get it and be able to schedule posts!
requirements: 1k+ followers, don't use ai and keep posting real art!
if you're an artist with 1k+ followers that uses deck.blue to schedule posts, please reach me out over on the dms! i have something for you all
December 28, 2025 at 2:29 AM
@soap-fi.bsky.social may be of use?
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Frills up, gills up 💃🏻🍄✨
December 18, 2025 at 5:24 PM
Frills up, gills up 💃🏻🍄✨
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it was probably a mistake teaching him to read
December 18, 2025 at 2:21 PM
it was probably a mistake teaching him to read
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“Whatcha lookin’ at, Morris?”
“Not a fucking thing, Walter.”
“Not a fucking thing, Walter.”
December 15, 2025 at 1:58 PM
“Whatcha lookin’ at, Morris?”
“Not a fucking thing, Walter.”
“Not a fucking thing, Walter.”
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Who did your guttering mate?
December 3, 2025 at 8:28 AM
Who did your guttering mate?
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November 30, 2025 at 9:46 PM
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last little mushroom of the season 🍄
They are so perfect 🥹🥹
They are so perfect 🥹🥹
November 26, 2025 at 9:09 PM
last little mushroom of the season 🍄
They are so perfect 🥹🥹
They are so perfect 🥹🥹
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Raccoons are showing early signs of domestication.
Urban raccoons are evolving a short snout, a telltale feature of pets & other domesticated animals, but scientists believe this is just a ploy to get closer to our trash.
This is Roy. We feed him but aren't falling for his bullshit act.
Urban raccoons are evolving a short snout, a telltale feature of pets & other domesticated animals, but scientists believe this is just a ploy to get closer to our trash.
This is Roy. We feed him but aren't falling for his bullshit act.
November 15, 2025 at 11:12 PM
Raccoons are showing early signs of domestication.
Urban raccoons are evolving a short snout, a telltale feature of pets & other domesticated animals, but scientists believe this is just a ploy to get closer to our trash.
This is Roy. We feed him but aren't falling for his bullshit act.
Urban raccoons are evolving a short snout, a telltale feature of pets & other domesticated animals, but scientists believe this is just a ploy to get closer to our trash.
This is Roy. We feed him but aren't falling for his bullshit act.
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August 22, 2025 at 10:59 AM
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brb hiring a gardener
July 9, 2025 at 10:49 PM
brb hiring a gardener
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No, I wasn't smiling at you. I was smiling at your dog.
June 25, 2025 at 3:48 PM
No, I wasn't smiling at you. I was smiling at your dog.
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happy women having sex with robots day for those who celebrate
June 30, 2025 at 3:43 PM
happy women having sex with robots day for those who celebrate