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Matthew Highton @matthighton.bsky.social · 7d

Fremen’s reaction to me describing the floor of a South Western train toilet.

a man with a beard and a scarf around his head looks at the camera

ALT: a man with a beard and a scarf around his head looks at the camera

media.tenor.com

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William Stone @itswilliamstone.bsky.social · 11d

Trying to figure out how every scaffolding company in Brighton has access to my self-tape audition calendar.

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William Stone @itswilliamstone.bsky.social · Sep 4

Yes I think I'll have the "what's the story guacamole"

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William Stone @itswilliamstone.bsky.social · Sep 7

Turned down the part of Narcissus because I refuse to put on weight for a role

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William Stone @itswilliamstone.bsky.social · Sep 4

Yes I think I'll have the "what's the story guacamole"

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William Stone @itswilliamstone.bsky.social · Aug 28

It's not fair to label everyone who paints a red cross on a roundabout a racist or thick. I'm sure plenty of them are both.

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William Stone @itswilliamstone.bsky.social · Sep 2

It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a single man in possession of a good fortune, must be in want of ..

*BORAT VOICE*

my wife

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William Stone @itswilliamstone.bsky.social · Sep 1

I've always maintained I've never been hypnotised but then again how do I know

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William Stone @itswilliamstone.bsky.social · Sep 1

I often think about that Mark Twain quote "comparison becomes the end of joy". Obviously im paraphrasing, he probably put it a lot better

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William Stone @itswilliamstone.bsky.social · Sep 1

Humans advanced faster due to the evolution of opposable thumbs which enabled them to hitchhike long before other species.

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William Stone @itswilliamstone.bsky.social · Aug 29

Just watched Nonnas on Netflix and can confirm it passes the bechamel test

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William Stone @itswilliamstone.bsky.social · Aug 29

Who punishes someone like this???

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William Stone @itswilliamstone.bsky.social · Aug 29

I don't like spending time with my grandparents because they remind me of my own mortality. Which I would argue is not dinner table conversation

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William Stone @itswilliamstone.bsky.social · Aug 28

It's not fair to label everyone who paints a red cross on a roundabout a racist or thick. I'm sure plenty of them are both.

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William Stone @itswilliamstone.bsky.social · Aug 27

I have a friend in Glasgow who I imagine will love this, thanks for sharing.

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William Stone @itswilliamstone.bsky.social · Aug 26

Starting to call closeted homophobes "frenemies of Dorothy"

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William Stone @itswilliamstone.bsky.social · Aug 26

It's 20 degrees and I just got out of the sea. Im calling an early spring

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William Stone @itswilliamstone.bsky.social · Aug 26

The trouble with growing up near a light house is I can only get to sleep if the light is on. Then off. Then on.

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William Stone @itswilliamstone.bsky.social · Aug 26

My mum's a palm reader. She's also dyslexic, so she can tell you your future but not necessarily in the right order

William Stone @itswilliamstone.bsky.social · Aug 26

Thank you for the acknowledgement

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William Stone @itswilliamstone.bsky.social · Aug 26

It's taken a lot of discipline and hard work but I've finall got the body of the men you see on the front of magazines

*Angling Times

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William Stone @itswilliamstone.bsky.social · Aug 25

Surf Nazis must die

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William Stone @itswilliamstone.bsky.social · Aug 25

Enjoying a nice union jack for breakfast before the woke ban it 😡😡😡

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William Stone @itswilliamstone.bsky.social · Aug 22

If you like drunken noodles you'll LOVE ...

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William Stone @itswilliamstone.bsky.social · Aug 22

Absolute nerds. Makes me miss the racists

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