William Stone
@itswilliamstone.bsky.social
BBC new comedy award finalist. Host of Live At The Moth Club on Dave
Baby got Mach
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Even more tickets on sale for a spectacular array of shows, including: Paul Foot, Sean Morley, Sooz Kempner, Madeline Brettingham, Anu Vaidyanathan and many more!
Tickets at machcomedyfest.co.uk 🎟️
February 2, 2026 at 3:49 PM
Baby got Mach
My phone is my biggest hype man. I dragged the Klarna app over my Paypal account and it created a folder called “Finance”.
February 2, 2026 at 3:37 PM
My phone is my biggest hype man. I dragged the Klarna app over my Paypal account and it created a folder called “Finance”.
It's actually quite brave the way Wagamamas were like let's open a restaurant for people who like Asian food but hate flavour.
February 2, 2026 at 2:43 PM
It's actually quite brave the way Wagamamas were like let's open a restaurant for people who like Asian food but hate flavour.
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From whichever direction you look at it, my "burn CDs not witches" t-shirt campaign was hugely mistimed
January 26, 2026 at 4:59 PM
From whichever direction you look at it, my "burn CDs not witches" t-shirt campaign was hugely mistimed
From whichever direction you look at it, my "burn CDs not witches" t-shirt campaign was hugely mistimed
January 26, 2026 at 4:59 PM
From whichever direction you look at it, my "burn CDs not witches" t-shirt campaign was hugely mistimed
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You never see recluses anymore
November 24, 2025 at 1:02 PM
You never see recluses anymore
INT. SPRING FACTORY.
Worker : Boss there’s been a terrible accident. We dropped a spring on the escalator and it hasn’t stopped falling.
Worker : Boss there’s been a terrible accident. We dropped a spring on the escalator and it hasn’t stopped falling.
January 26, 2026 at 2:26 PM
INT. SPRING FACTORY.
Worker : Boss there’s been a terrible accident. We dropped a spring on the escalator and it hasn’t stopped falling.
Worker : Boss there’s been a terrible accident. We dropped a spring on the escalator and it hasn’t stopped falling.
Headphone cable fell out I on the train while I was blasting John Cage 4’33
January 26, 2026 at 2:11 PM
Headphone cable fell out I on the train while I was blasting John Cage 4’33
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Being a stand up always appealed to me because I couldn't bear the thought of going into work and hearing people go on about reality tv and dating
January 21, 2026 at 10:47 PM
Being a stand up always appealed to me because I couldn't bear the thought of going into work and hearing people go on about reality tv and dating
Being a stand up always appealed to me because I couldn't bear the thought of going into work and hearing people go on about reality tv and dating
January 21, 2026 at 10:47 PM
Being a stand up always appealed to me because I couldn't bear the thought of going into work and hearing people go on about reality tv and dating
January 21, 2026 at 2:28 PM
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Fun fact about me
November 28, 2025 at 8:55 PM
Fun fact about me
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House Guest Etiquette. Not really what this is about but you're supposed to write something to draw people in
November 29, 2025 at 7:33 PM
House Guest Etiquette. Not really what this is about but you're supposed to write something to draw people in
I like my men like my tins of quality street. Stacked, near the entrance of ASDA.
I like my men how I like my coffee: a formerly great pleasure reduced to transactional necessity.
I like my men how I like my coffee, forgotten in a cupboard behind a tin of beans
January 14, 2026 at 5:57 PM
I like my men like my tins of quality street. Stacked, near the entrance of ASDA.
I hear a lot of people going on about how the prison cells in Sweden are like holiday camps. What they don’t tell you is that you have to put them together yourself.
January 14, 2026 at 5:27 PM
I hear a lot of people going on about how the prison cells in Sweden are like holiday camps. What they don’t tell you is that you have to put them together yourself.
The reason I’m so JACKED is because from an early age I started taking supplements. It’s also the reason I lost my job at W H Smiths.
January 14, 2026 at 3:59 PM
The reason I’m so JACKED is because from an early age I started taking supplements. It’s also the reason I lost my job at W H Smiths.
Over Christmas I was looking through some of my old baby photos. And you know what they’re kind of amazing, I know that sounds like a brag, but most babies can’t even hold a camera.
January 14, 2026 at 3:37 PM
Over Christmas I was looking through some of my old baby photos. And you know what they’re kind of amazing, I know that sounds like a brag, but most babies can’t even hold a camera.
Not my house, but I know my way around
January 13, 2026 at 11:11 PM
Not my house, but I know my way around
Get that ‘on holiday’ feeling by simply driving on the wrong side of the road
January 13, 2026 at 7:16 PM
Get that ‘on holiday’ feeling by simply driving on the wrong side of the road
My dad was considered one of the best mime artists of his generation. So humble though, never talked about it.
January 13, 2026 at 7:14 PM
My dad was considered one of the best mime artists of his generation. So humble though, never talked about it.
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The Void :
Who you starin’ at fam?
Who you starin’ at fam?
January 12, 2026 at 12:51 PM
The Void :
Who you starin’ at fam?
Who you starin’ at fam?
My Dad would always tell me to question everything then get angry when I asked why
January 9, 2026 at 1:16 PM
My Dad would always tell me to question everything then get angry when I asked why