Ivan
ivanhyena.bsky.social
Ivan
@ivanhyena.bsky.social
Just some guy
32
Probably not tbh
January 26, 2026 at 7:37 AM
That is when you create a story.
January 25, 2026 at 1:38 PM
I hope they draw more porn of him
January 23, 2026 at 9:06 PM
It somehow makes them spicy
January 23, 2026 at 3:44 PM
Is Ethan the one with the tramp stamp?
January 23, 2026 at 3:43 PM
Sounds like a gang thing
January 23, 2026 at 3:42 PM
I’d have just been like “oh wow I’m meek as hell thanks “
January 23, 2026 at 3:39 PM
Now we’re gettin somewhere
January 21, 2026 at 2:35 AM
Strippers must be doing really well this year
January 21, 2026 at 2:25 AM
What’s the point of being married if you don’t?
January 16, 2026 at 10:47 PM
This sounds like something an artist for the 1800s would eat
January 16, 2026 at 3:11 AM
If you find an alternative let us know
January 15, 2026 at 11:41 PM
Fugazi?
January 14, 2026 at 4:12 PM
Should make about 7 servings at maybe a dollar a serving
January 8, 2026 at 3:06 AM
Corn works best, spinach is ok, broccoli is disgusting. Once cooked, pour rice into meat skillet and blend it around to soak up the juices from the pan. Then put all the ingredients into the bean pot. Season with cumin, salt, pepper and a bit of whatever hot sauce you have laying around
January 8, 2026 at 3:01 AM
I’ve been eating something I call Mexican fried rice. Basic recipe is this: Cook 1lb bag of beans. Cook 1.5 cups of rice. (Optionally add 1 packet Goya Sazon to rice and one small boullion cube) Cook 1lb meat in a skillet in the oven. Finally, boil 1 lb frozen vegetables.
January 8, 2026 at 2:57 AM
Pro gamer move
January 5, 2026 at 7:35 AM
My boss regularly tells me he sucks at his job
January 2, 2026 at 10:43 PM
Brush them in bed then?
January 1, 2026 at 8:25 AM
Beans and rice
December 31, 2025 at 11:41 PM
Pothead
December 30, 2025 at 6:08 AM
Wanna take a bagel knife and scrape it up and down my back?
December 29, 2025 at 1:00 AM
Indian coffee?
December 21, 2025 at 6:55 AM
Greek coffee?
December 21, 2025 at 6:51 AM