Jade “almost” Thomas
@ivebeenhavindreams.bsky.social
She/They NSFW🔞
I fuckin love sniffin my husbands armpits.
🫧💿🤍🫧
🤍 @drevisinterloper.bsky.social 🤍
I fuckin love sniffin my husbands armpits.
🫧💿🤍🫧
🤍 @drevisinterloper.bsky.social 🤍
I know I sound like a horny loser in most of my post, but this is so meaningful to me. After 4 years of long distance, I’m now living with my partner. Texas to Michigan. 1,442 miles.
This is our first Christmas together physically.
I get my New Year’s kiss from this goofball.
I love them so much.
This is our first Christmas together physically.
I get my New Year’s kiss from this goofball.
I love them so much.
December 13, 2025 at 1:26 PM
I know I sound like a horny loser in most of my post, but this is so meaningful to me. After 4 years of long distance, I’m now living with my partner. Texas to Michigan. 1,442 miles.
This is our first Christmas together physically.
I get my New Year’s kiss from this goofball.
I love them so much.
This is our first Christmas together physically.
I get my New Year’s kiss from this goofball.
I love them so much.
I’m so excited for Christmas.
I’m getting dicked down on Christmas Eve by the love of my life then opening gifts the next morning.
I’m getting dicked down on Christmas Eve by the love of my life then opening gifts the next morning.
December 13, 2025 at 1:38 AM
I’m so excited for Christmas.
I’m getting dicked down on Christmas Eve by the love of my life then opening gifts the next morning.
I’m getting dicked down on Christmas Eve by the love of my life then opening gifts the next morning.
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Reposted by Jade “almost” Thomas
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little mare lost in the fog
November 4, 2025 at 1:21 AM
little mare lost in the fog
🤍✨I can’t wait to have your last name✨🤍
November 4, 2025 at 1:40 AM
🤍✨I can’t wait to have your last name✨🤍
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October rewards! 🥰
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Time-lapses, PSDs, HD art, work-in-progress, brushes & more, all available now starting from $1.
Thanks for the huge support you guys give me every month. This means a lot to me. 💗
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Thanks for the huge support you guys give me every month. This means a lot to me. 💗
October 6, 2025 at 10:10 PM
October rewards! 🥰
www.patreon.com/posts/140615...
Time-lapses, PSDs, HD art, work-in-progress, brushes & more, all available now starting from $1.
Thanks for the huge support you guys give me every month. This means a lot to me. 💗
www.patreon.com/posts/140615...
Time-lapses, PSDs, HD art, work-in-progress, brushes & more, all available now starting from $1.
Thanks for the huge support you guys give me every month. This means a lot to me. 💗
Thinkin about my love all day got me acting like a feral beast.
September 27, 2025 at 11:37 PM
Thinkin about my love all day got me acting like a feral beast.
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I'm trying my best
To keep you satisfied
Let you get your rest
While I stayed up all night
And you don't wanna know
How alone I've been
Let you come and go
Whatever state I'm in.
To keep you satisfied
Let you get your rest
While I stayed up all night
And you don't wanna know
How alone I've been
Let you come and go
Whatever state I'm in.
June 10, 2025 at 9:14 PM
I'm trying my best
To keep you satisfied
Let you get your rest
While I stayed up all night
And you don't wanna know
How alone I've been
Let you come and go
Whatever state I'm in.
To keep you satisfied
Let you get your rest
While I stayed up all night
And you don't wanna know
How alone I've been
Let you come and go
Whatever state I'm in.
I’m forever grateful for my fiancé.
My baby girl always has my back.
Pray that I get this manager position so I can move sooner!
Can’t wait to make more money and take them out for a real nice dinner date.
My baby girl always has my back.
Pray that I get this manager position so I can move sooner!
Can’t wait to make more money and take them out for a real nice dinner date.
June 5, 2025 at 6:31 PM
I’m forever grateful for my fiancé.
My baby girl always has my back.
Pray that I get this manager position so I can move sooner!
Can’t wait to make more money and take them out for a real nice dinner date.
My baby girl always has my back.
Pray that I get this manager position so I can move sooner!
Can’t wait to make more money and take them out for a real nice dinner date.
Really wish my husband was sitting on my face rn.
April 29, 2025 at 10:50 PM
Really wish my husband was sitting on my face rn.
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A piece I did a couple of weeks ago.
“The heart sees all”
Picked colors that remind me of my husband and fall.
Used a couple references but I think it turned out pretty.
“The heart sees all”
Picked colors that remind me of my husband and fall.
Used a couple references but I think it turned out pretty.
April 23, 2025 at 10:32 PM
A piece I did a couple of weeks ago.
“The heart sees all”
Picked colors that remind me of my husband and fall.
Used a couple references but I think it turned out pretty.
“The heart sees all”
Picked colors that remind me of my husband and fall.
Used a couple references but I think it turned out pretty.
THERES A LADY WAXING HER COOCHIE IN MY JOBS LOCKER ROOM WHAT THE FUCK
April 23, 2025 at 6:42 PM
THERES A LADY WAXING HER COOCHIE IN MY JOBS LOCKER ROOM WHAT THE FUCK
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i like drawing them
(he/him for Hitch 🐁) 🏳️⚧️
(she/her for Hitomi 🐱)🏳️⚧️
(he/him for Hitch 🐁) 🏳️⚧️
(she/her for Hitomi 🐱)🏳️⚧️
April 23, 2025 at 2:37 AM
i like drawing them
(he/him for Hitch 🐁) 🏳️⚧️
(she/her for Hitomi 🐱)🏳️⚧️
(he/him for Hitch 🐁) 🏳️⚧️
(she/her for Hitomi 🐱)🏳️⚧️
So if the theory that Ilia and link are a thing is true…
Her man is out here saving a whole other woman. Nah if that were me you’d be getting that’s pointy ear ass right the fuck back home tf you mean you need to save the princess to save Hyrule?
I’m right here the princess is safe bitch.
Her man is out here saving a whole other woman. Nah if that were me you’d be getting that’s pointy ear ass right the fuck back home tf you mean you need to save the princess to save Hyrule?
I’m right here the princess is safe bitch.
April 23, 2025 at 6:35 PM
So if the theory that Ilia and link are a thing is true…
Her man is out here saving a whole other woman. Nah if that were me you’d be getting that’s pointy ear ass right the fuck back home tf you mean you need to save the princess to save Hyrule?
I’m right here the princess is safe bitch.
Her man is out here saving a whole other woman. Nah if that were me you’d be getting that’s pointy ear ass right the fuck back home tf you mean you need to save the princess to save Hyrule?
I’m right here the princess is safe bitch.
Aki got with Joey and her content for me just fell off.
Checking in on what she’s been up to today and I’m still kinda disappointed, she seems kinda miserable to me.
Checking in on what she’s been up to today and I’m still kinda disappointed, she seems kinda miserable to me.
April 22, 2025 at 4:06 PM
Aki got with Joey and her content for me just fell off.
Checking in on what she’s been up to today and I’m still kinda disappointed, she seems kinda miserable to me.
Checking in on what she’s been up to today and I’m still kinda disappointed, she seems kinda miserable to me.
I just wanna wake up with them in me.
April 21, 2025 at 2:54 PM
I just wanna wake up with them in me.
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March 30, 2025 at 1:39 AM
I AM UNCOMFORTABLE.
March 16, 2025 at 2:14 AM
I AM UNCOMFORTABLE.
I’m tired.
March 14, 2025 at 8:35 PM
I’m tired.
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I know girl, I know...
March 1, 2025 at 9:09 PM
I know girl, I know...