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patooties only
October 12, 2025 at 5:20 PM
same
September 29, 2025 at 5:10 PM
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RFK Jr. Promotes Natural Immunity With Invitation To Touch His Festering Sore
RFK Jr. Promotes Natural Immunity With Invitation To Touch His Festering Sore
WASHINGTON—Establishing new federal guidelines for disease prevention as he moves to restrict public access to a number of vaccines, Health and Human Services Secretary Robert F. Kennedy Jr. launched ...
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September 28, 2025 at 6:00 PM
love aphrodite's angry face. #hades2
September 28, 2025 at 6:42 PM
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Charli XCX, George Daniel Gather Wedding Guests To Cut The Coke https://theonion.com/charli-xcx-george-daniel-gather-wedding-guests-to-cut-the-coke/
September 15, 2025 at 10:00 PM
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Cartas mágicas a cada 6 horas 🔮:

19: o Sol.
-6: os Enamorados.
-0: o Louco.

Desvendar a verdadeira face de alguém em um relacionamento é como atravessar um deserto abrasador, onde o amor pode ser uma ilusão quente e fugaz, com um fim inevitável.
August 25, 2025 at 9:00 AM
"I almost wanna beat you up for making this look"
August 25, 2025 at 12:49 AM
43mil un lomito y una gaseosa
July 12, 2025 at 2:29 AM
como 50mil el bolt
June 1, 2025 at 5:02 AM
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at this work video call where they play waiting music. which is a first. so thoughtful. or should I say mindful, demure even...
April 28, 2025 at 9:03 PM
accidentally read my old journal entries
April 24, 2025 at 6:51 PM
por qué el gobierno pauta en grindr
April 17, 2025 at 7:00 AM
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Study Finds Cats Only Meow When They Want To Alert Owner Of Neighbor’s Murder They Witnessed Through Window
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April 16, 2025 at 2:00 PM
April 9, 2025 at 9:57 PM
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Man Who Bumped Tesla While Parallel Parking Sentenced To Death
Man Who Bumped Tesla While Parallel Parking Sentenced To Death
WASHINGTON—Warning that even the slightest dent, knick, or scratch would henceforth be prosecuted to the fullest extent of the law, Attorney General Pam Bondi announced Tuesday that Raymond Pratt, a 5...
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April 8, 2025 at 3:01 PM
my body is a burden and I'm not made to be happy
April 8, 2025 at 12:33 PM
ro'y
April 5, 2025 at 3:53 AM
churro y buena onda el que me hizo el examen oftalmológico y yo lagrimeando que da gusto
March 31, 2025 at 9:35 PM
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Experts Recommend Using Hunger As Egg Substitute
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March 21, 2025 at 9:00 PM
i was making random vocalisations while listening to music when my mom stepped into my study room and told me I sound like a baby elephant
March 21, 2025 at 9:30 PM
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Ethical Diamond Company Only Uses White Children To Mine
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March 15, 2025 at 6:00 PM
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Man Validated After Discovering Popular Kid From High School Ended Up Bottoming Out Almost As Much As He Did
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March 14, 2025 at 2:00 PM
how not to feel lame chat gpt
March 13, 2025 at 12:25 AM