ivysaur
@ivysaurrr.bsky.social
Chronicles of fucking around and finding out
My situationship is over(we’re dating now)
December 17, 2024 at 6:54 AM
My situationship is over(we’re dating now)
Never involving myself with a witch ever again
December 4, 2024 at 8:06 AM
Never involving myself with a witch ever again
Trauma dumped to the barista(with enthusiastic consent) and they gave me a free drink :,)) I tipped them $7
December 3, 2024 at 3:43 AM
Trauma dumped to the barista(with enthusiastic consent) and they gave me a free drink :,)) I tipped them $7
Hozier got me through my first wlw breakup, he’ll get me through my first wlw situationship too
December 3, 2024 at 1:37 AM
Hozier got me through my first wlw breakup, he’ll get me through my first wlw situationship too
Walking through this target parking lot hoping a car will run me over
December 3, 2024 at 1:10 AM
Walking through this target parking lot hoping a car will run me over
Calling my situationship a slur because kissing them is wrong
December 2, 2024 at 7:08 PM
Calling my situationship a slur because kissing them is wrong
Guys the lesbian situationship fucking got me
December 2, 2024 at 8:06 AM
Guys the lesbian situationship fucking got me
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No one talks about how stressful posting on Bluesky is for the ADHD community.
December 1, 2024 at 4:14 AM
No one talks about how stressful posting on Bluesky is for the ADHD community.
Somehow I only match with short curly headed girls on hinge
December 1, 2024 at 12:23 AM
Somehow I only match with short curly headed girls on hinge
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Showing up to a first date with a shotgun in my lap like So what are your intentions with my me
November 28, 2024 at 4:51 PM
Showing up to a first date with a shotgun in my lap like So what are your intentions with my me
Guys I just realized I’ve been in a situationship for like 3 months wtf
November 28, 2024 at 9:21 PM
Guys I just realized I’ve been in a situationship for like 3 months wtf
Who knew my love life would ever get this interesting
November 26, 2024 at 2:54 AM
Who knew my love life would ever get this interesting
I fucking knew it AHHHHH
November 26, 2024 at 2:32 AM
I fucking knew it AHHHHH
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Fuck it, I say, as I dump the entire bag of pizza rolls on the baking sheet
November 25, 2024 at 4:11 AM
Fuck it, I say, as I dump the entire bag of pizza rolls on the baking sheet
She admitted that she thinks about me when we’re not talking, so when should I propose
November 25, 2024 at 9:03 AM
She admitted that she thinks about me when we’re not talking, so when should I propose
Screaming eternally into the void because AHHHHHHHHH
November 22, 2024 at 8:49 PM
Screaming eternally into the void because AHHHHHHHHH
This girl made a comment about the fact that I reverse park my car and I couldn’t tell if it was a “that’s really gay” look or a “that’s really hot” look
November 22, 2024 at 7:19 AM
This girl made a comment about the fact that I reverse park my car and I couldn’t tell if it was a “that’s really gay” look or a “that’s really hot” look
This hinge girl is nice and all but she’s a music major with no life wtf girl how do you even find the time or energy to date 😭
November 19, 2024 at 2:50 AM
This hinge girl is nice and all but she’s a music major with no life wtf girl how do you even find the time or energy to date 😭
I got back on hinge and I’m already being reminded of why I deleted it in the first place
November 16, 2024 at 9:51 PM
I got back on hinge and I’m already being reminded of why I deleted it in the first place