Kyle
@ixnay.online
I play Xbox games and lurk on the internet when I’m not acting in the hot 2014 game “Roundabout”. @brigit.bsky.social is cooler than I am
https://ixnay.online
https://ixnay.online
Me when I go back to reading William Gibson after that FCS championship
January 6, 2026 at 4:36 AM
Me when I go back to reading William Gibson after that FCS championship
Simply having a Shelved by Genre Christmastime @rangedtouch.bsky.social
December 25, 2025 at 3:49 PM
Simply having a Shelved by Genre Christmastime @rangedtouch.bsky.social
Time to play the LOTR game that’s a Final Fantasy X knockoff for one of those mystery bonuses
December 20, 2025 at 3:45 AM
Time to play the LOTR game that’s a Final Fantasy X knockoff for one of those mystery bonuses
too busy selling AI to schools
December 14, 2025 at 11:17 PM
too busy selling AI to schools
Found the same intersection in google street view!
December 4, 2025 at 10:58 PM
Found the same intersection in google street view!
This 1981 Virginia Tech Hokies football clock. I have no memories of a time before this clock as my mom got it after she attended VT and it has always been in my life
December 4, 2025 at 2:31 AM
This 1981 Virginia Tech Hokies football clock. I have no memories of a time before this clock as my mom got it after she attended VT and it has always been in my life
look maybe I've been playing too much american truck simulator but it immediately jumped out that they can't even keep the trucks consistent from shot to shot in this garbage, they're just warping back and forth between different red trucks because this is just a series of disjointed 2-second gifs
November 3, 2025 at 11:35 PM
look maybe I've been playing too much american truck simulator but it immediately jumped out that they can't even keep the trucks consistent from shot to shot in this garbage, they're just warping back and forth between different red trucks because this is just a series of disjointed 2-second gifs
![JOE BUCK: Welcome to the top of the 47th
[Sun rises]
[Sun keeps getting bigger]
BUCK: yes
[World engulfed by flames]
BUCK: oh god yes](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:7a52y67kieuwfbmmz2qzlzw6/bafkreicq7vvjywzb7auefmr7jkjmh4h7t73d3tg3vqkqepvhfqf26rwmwi@jpeg)
Out here getting psychic damage at IHOP from the kids menu
October 4, 2025 at 4:05 PM
Out here getting psychic damage at IHOP from the kids menu
Siri, show me the most glorious image ever witnessed by human eyes
siri: i got you
siri: i got you
September 28, 2025 at 2:09 AM
Siri, show me the most glorious image ever witnessed by human eyes
siri: i got you
siri: i got you
Nothing says “guaranteed quality” like “Quality Guarentee”
July 9, 2025 at 1:53 AM
Nothing says “guaranteed quality” like “Quality Guarentee”
"I bid on David Lynch's shop-vac" sounds like a rejected line from Weird Al's "ebay"
May 28, 2025 at 9:21 PM
"I bid on David Lynch's shop-vac" sounds like a rejected line from Weird Al's "ebay"
Vikings in Ireland huh, I know how that turns out
May 13, 2025 at 4:03 PM
Vikings in Ireland huh, I know how that turns out
coming for that #1 English channel
May 13, 2025 at 5:04 AM
coming for that #1 English channel
Burger King thinks I should try their strawberry freeze with everyone following me on here
May 7, 2025 at 1:21 AM
Burger King thinks I should try their strawberry freeze with everyone following me on here
What’s wrong son? You haven’t touched your Seinfeld Funko Pop Little Golden Book
April 13, 2025 at 2:47 AM
What’s wrong son? You haven’t touched your Seinfeld Funko Pop Little Golden Book
There’s a split of some games that play from the cart versus others that are just a physical token for playing the downloaded game but they are at least putting a label on the front of the box for the latter category now:
April 7, 2025 at 3:44 AM
There’s a split of some games that play from the cart versus others that are just a physical token for playing the downloaded game but they are at least putting a label on the front of the box for the latter category now:
