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Kyle
@ixnay.online
I play Xbox games and lurk on the internet when I’m not acting in the hot 2014 game “Roundabout”. @brigit.bsky.social is cooler than I am

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Me when I go back to reading William Gibson after that FCS championship
January 6, 2026 at 4:36 AM
I love my very popular wife so much
January 6, 2026 at 4:07 AM
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I have no idea but
January 5, 2026 at 3:24 AM
This is the year I finally read Tolkien thanks to these guys, you should join me
With a knock on your door, a kindly wizard invites you to join us on Shelved By Genre's LORD OF THE YEAR, in which we will consider the popular but contested works of JRR Tolkien, kicking things off with a long rumination upon the first four chapters of THE HOBBIT: rangedtouch.com/2026/01/02/t...
January 2, 2026 at 4:42 PM
with the kids at the grandparents and wife on a business trip, that lets me spend my whole new years day focused on productive things, like beating God of War 2 on the PS3
January 1, 2026 at 11:26 PM
Simply having a Shelved by Genre Christmastime @rangedtouch.bsky.social
December 25, 2025 at 3:49 PM
currently watching muppet Christmas carol with @brigit.bsky.social where we are simultaneously looking up the same memes on our phones to show each other
i had to drop what i was doing to make this
December 25, 2025 at 3:58 AM
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if bari weiss had tried to do 9/11 there'd be three towers now
December 23, 2025 at 2:36 AM
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also describes @brigit.bsky.social when watching Montana state play
Today we are reading vintage Richard Scarry
November 24, 2025 at 3:11 AM
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Dame Judi Dench crying as Lady Macbeth sounds like old dial-up internet.
March 11, 2025 at 12:25 PM
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how obscure could it be it won every award
December 12, 2025 at 4:13 AM
This 1981 Virginia Tech Hokies football clock. I have no memories of a time before this clock as my mom got it after she attended VT and it has always been in my life
December 4, 2025 at 2:31 AM
December 2, 2025 at 3:10 AM
also describes @brigit.bsky.social when watching Montana state play
Today we are reading vintage Richard Scarry
November 24, 2025 at 3:11 AM
There’s something incredibly funny about my youngest kid being prepared to sing songs for the church Christmas pageant entirely due to listening to the Bad Religion Christmas songs album with me
November 24, 2025 at 2:06 AM
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November 21, 2025 at 5:55 AM
the new jimmy eat world single slaps
I made a joke in my main Discord server about DOOM E1M1 being in a major key and @abigbagofkeys.sickonedude.com actually made it. Jesus fucking Christ listen to this hahahaha
November 14, 2025 at 3:55 PM
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November 8, 2025 at 1:28 AM
finally gonna actually read all of these along with my favorite podcast
Let's make it official:

SHELVED BY GENRE's next unit, spanning ALL of 2026, will be a delve into the depths of modern genre with J.R.R. Tolkien's THE HOBBIT, THE LORD OF THE RINGS, and THE SILMARILLION.

If you don't have those, you can grab them through our Bookshop:

bookshop.org/lists/shelve...
Shelved By Genre
These are books discussed on the podcast Shelved by Genre!
bookshop.org
November 7, 2025 at 8:42 PM
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Oh hey my photos (at least the digital ones) are up! Go look!!
November 5, 2025 at 5:08 PM
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(speaking into wrist) it’s time
November 5, 2025 at 3:01 AM
My kid after seeing 1 (one) picture of Zohran Mamdani: “dad, do you like the mayor of New York? I do, he’s so nice”
November 5, 2025 at 2:43 AM
look maybe I've been playing too much american truck simulator but it immediately jumped out that they can't even keep the trucks consistent from shot to shot in this garbage, they're just warping back and forth between different red trucks because this is just a series of disjointed 2-second gifs
November 3, 2025 at 11:35 PM
it’s a good night for mariners fans rooting for everyone else to be as miserable as they are
November 2, 2025 at 4:21 AM
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Watch out for Ea Nasir this Halloween!
October 31, 2025 at 11:18 AM