tried to impress a girl when i was 17 by chugging a bottle of cough medicine and vomited it all up while watching Fight Club

it gets diffed because people see it’s me and realize me talking about gender dysphoria is stolen valor

watch out. the next “slug” might just be a “they”…

i’m only 19. i also haven’t gotten rapid onset gender dysphoria yet like you do at age 20

how i feel seeing you subtweet me

okay then just calc 2. it's not like i've taken the class yet

also i have a solid A in literally everything else

i dooooont care. i'm probably gonna get Cs on calc 1 and 2 anyways

you forgot about her, left to grab groceries, and she’s still tied up on the bed

poop dick sludge more like! heh. a t proto col

> walk into bookstore
> about to buy cs book
> ask cashier if it's slop or theory
> he doesn't understand
> pull out a diagram explaining the difference between cs theory and computer-flavoured slop
> he says "it's a good book"
> buy it
> it's slop