LaZy JaMes
@j-meeeeee.bsky.social
Director of Emotional Stability for the 3rd Oblong. Rhysling lives! X-Minus One. OG Science Fiction is the BEST.
Writer; fed-up, smart-ass.
Oh, I'm sorry. Did I assassinate your penguin?
Writer; fed-up, smart-ass.
Oh, I'm sorry. Did I assassinate your penguin?
Pinned
I love having stuff to do.
Just not a big fan of the "DOING" part.
Just not a big fan of the "DOING" part.
I love having stuff to do.
Just not a big fan of the "DOING" part.
Just not a big fan of the "DOING" part.
December 12, 2025 at 1:48 AM
I love having stuff to do.
Just not a big fan of the "DOING" part.
Just not a big fan of the "DOING" part.
Van Halen boys' first band. "The Broken Combs"
December 11, 2025 at 7:43 PM
Van Halen boys' first band. "The Broken Combs"
Did he have a Samurai Sword on the back wall? You might want to make a note of that.
Had a nice chat with the guy cashing me out at our local hardware store. We talked about the Pats, screen repair, and the gimp chained to a radiator down in the basement
December 11, 2025 at 3:23 PM
Did he have a Samurai Sword on the back wall? You might want to make a note of that.
Ultimate Frisbee but with pizza
December 11, 2025 at 2:52 PM
Ultimate Frisbee but with pizza
Wonder if the band "Men Without Hats" were circumcised?
Would be a great name if they were.
Would be a great name if they were.
December 11, 2025 at 2:09 AM
Wonder if the band "Men Without Hats" were circumcised?
Would be a great name if they were.
Would be a great name if they were.
Kiss your mother.
Answer her phone call.
Some day you'll miss it
like I do today.
Answer her phone call.
Some day you'll miss it
like I do today.
December 11, 2025 at 1:50 AM
Kiss your mother.
Answer her phone call.
Some day you'll miss it
like I do today.
Answer her phone call.
Some day you'll miss it
like I do today.
Zuck is getting desperate.
December 11, 2025 at 12:57 AM
Zuck is getting desperate.
Umami
then
OOO-Mommy!
Actually the order doesn't matter.
then
OOO-Mommy!
Actually the order doesn't matter.
December 10, 2025 at 11:03 PM
Umami
then
OOO-Mommy!
Actually the order doesn't matter.
then
OOO-Mommy!
Actually the order doesn't matter.
I swear a lot while working.
Can't help it.
Sometimes coding just pisses me off.
My dog doesn't appreciate it, either. Too many F words and he gives me that "I'm out" look on his way out of the room.
Can't help it.
Sometimes coding just pisses me off.
My dog doesn't appreciate it, either. Too many F words and he gives me that "I'm out" look on his way out of the room.
December 10, 2025 at 10:46 PM
I swear a lot while working.
Can't help it.
Sometimes coding just pisses me off.
My dog doesn't appreciate it, either. Too many F words and he gives me that "I'm out" look on his way out of the room.
Can't help it.
Sometimes coding just pisses me off.
My dog doesn't appreciate it, either. Too many F words and he gives me that "I'm out" look on his way out of the room.
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The chords to "Karma Police" by Radiohead are VERY similar to the Beatles "Now & Then". Wondering who copied what? John Lennon's original is from the 1970s but these are two similar to be an accident.
December 10, 2025 at 9:06 PM
The chords to "Karma Police" by Radiohead are VERY similar to the Beatles "Now & Then". Wondering who copied what? John Lennon's original is from the 1970s but these are two similar to be an accident.
WE have ALL the power and they don't.
Though they'd sure appreciate it if you'd forget that.
Though they'd sure appreciate it if you'd forget that.
December 10, 2025 at 4:26 PM
WE have ALL the power and they don't.
Though they'd sure appreciate it if you'd forget that.
Though they'd sure appreciate it if you'd forget that.
Self serve, soft serve & pedicures at the gym.
December 10, 2025 at 3:59 PM
Self serve, soft serve & pedicures at the gym.
Marriage Conundrum #873:
Me:
I really like your fudge but I'm not a big fan of your mom's.
Spouse:
Why? I make the exact same fudge recipe. In fact it's one she got from her mom.
Me:
But yours is SO much better. Not even close, dude.
MIL:
Well fuck you then! See if I ever make you anything.
Me:
I really like your fudge but I'm not a big fan of your mom's.
Spouse:
Why? I make the exact same fudge recipe. In fact it's one she got from her mom.
Me:
But yours is SO much better. Not even close, dude.
MIL:
Well fuck you then! See if I ever make you anything.
December 9, 2025 at 8:16 PM
Marriage Conundrum #873:
Me:
I really like your fudge but I'm not a big fan of your mom's.
Spouse:
Why? I make the exact same fudge recipe. In fact it's one she got from her mom.
Me:
But yours is SO much better. Not even close, dude.
MIL:
Well fuck you then! See if I ever make you anything.
Me:
I really like your fudge but I'm not a big fan of your mom's.
Spouse:
Why? I make the exact same fudge recipe. In fact it's one she got from her mom.
Me:
But yours is SO much better. Not even close, dude.
MIL:
Well fuck you then! See if I ever make you anything.
Walking and pissing at the same time has its advantages. Just ask my dog.
December 9, 2025 at 5:27 PM
Walking and pissing at the same time has its advantages. Just ask my dog.
