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J. Neutral

@j-neutral.bsky.social

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:: called through increasingly suburban airs and ways with autumn falling over everything :: landscape photos, creative writing, music, football (soccer), my cats, other bits.

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J. Neutral @j-neutral.bsky.social · 14h

#vss365 - #ashes

For ashes I’d blast ancient withered stumps leg spin, a recidivist hack, trapped, incarcerated by way of silly mid; dry track of Indian caste, inflated expectations before drinks, a penal regime’s numbers Duckworth cooked; a long wait, a long tail — and then bowled over the sea.

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J. Neutral @j-neutral.bsky.social · 2d

Assuming we make it through all this, I am so looking forward to these creeps getting theirs in a trial or human rights hearing. I hope they never sleep well again.

J. Neutral @j-neutral.bsky.social · 2d

Wow, a mere two comments in and apparently no one is listening.

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J. Neutral @j-neutral.bsky.social · 2d

#vss365

I would free #associate myself into an oblivion fugue of phantasmagorical self-aggrandizement on the stained couch of resentment and old bile, confess everything I’d done to a dubious, leering Austrian doused in flammable sherry and caramel spittle. I had gone clear. But was it enough?

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J. Neutral @j-neutral.bsky.social · 3d

2. What could have been a vital avian vector skyward, pleasing to the eye, pragmatically deployed in adverts with ducks representing trucks and the like, was too stubborn for the money grubbers and just sat there broke.

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#vss365 - advert

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J. Neutral @j-neutral.bsky.social · 3d

#vss365 - advert

1. Wing of three feathered flaps: advertent though it were, and the flaps too, it was not followed with similar intention by the other and so nothing flew.

(1/2)

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J. Neutral @j-neutral.bsky.social · 4d

Flagged for intolerance 😂👏👏

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Frances "Are You Scared Yet" Meh @francesmeh.reviews · 4d

one thing i’ve learned about people in my 50 or 60 years on this planet is that they’re the fucking worst

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andy 🐋🎳 @bugay.bsky.social · 5d

the bible is wrong. jesus escaped from a lab

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J. Neutral @j-neutral.bsky.social · 5d

Thanks, Emma! My poetry tank has been a bit empty the past few days, positive vibes appreciated 😸

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Ursula K. Le Guin Bot @leguinbot.bsky.social · 10d

My name, and yours, and the true name of the sun, or a spring of water, or an unborn child, all are syllables of the great word that is very slowly spoken by the shining of the stars. There is no other power. No other name.

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J. Neutral @j-neutral.bsky.social · 11d

The dark one literally with a ketchup mustard splatter theme. Jesus Christ, imagine having to take the field away in the middle of a relegation battle (and they were then!) wearing that 😂

J. Neutral @j-neutral.bsky.social · 11d

Come on you O’s! Tough opposition, but the streets will never forget this kit :

#lofc #football

Two football players modeling the infamous Stevenage Burger King sponsored kit from 2019

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J. Neutral @j-neutral.bsky.social · 12d

Nice track! I certainly knew who they were, but I hadn’t heard this, thanks!

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J. Neutral @j-neutral.bsky.social · 12d

#readandplay (481)
#MusicChallenge
#MusicSky

Bruce Cockburn - Lovers in a Dangerous Time

youtu.be/7IX4gWkFqvU

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J. Neutral @j-neutral.bsky.social · 13d

#vss365 - caprice

Capricious, the architecture here implies an instant of erect regret: a tectonic mandible aspected as a keen riser, stunned gears, a hot geyser stream of hot mereology (in part or of the whole) buttressed, arched, torus-rolled in the name of a less erratic, less bold love.

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J. Neutral @j-neutral.bsky.social · 13d

#haikufeels - bond
#haiku
#poem

out on bond with
a black book of names and
nothing to lose

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Rebecca R Helm @rebeccarhelm.bsky.social · 14d

I get that the news cycle is packed right now, but I just heard from a colleague at the Smithsonian that this is fully a GIANT SQUID BEING EATEN BY A SPERM WHALE and it’s possibly the first ever confirmed video according to a friend at NOAA

10 YEAR OLD ME IS LOSING HER MIND (a thread 🧵)