Jake Clerico
@j-odinsson.bsky.social
I write stuff, you should pay me for it.
Kindly asking bsky to change the app color back, I liked the old one better
November 22, 2025 at 5:19 PM
Kindly asking bsky to change the app color back, I liked the old one better
Hey Rocket Money stop telling me I have a low balance in my bank account I AM WELL AWARE
November 18, 2025 at 2:42 PM
Hey Rocket Money stop telling me I have a low balance in my bank account I AM WELL AWARE
Let me write, let me edit, let me proofread, let me create. I don't care what it is just not this anymore.
November 5, 2025 at 5:36 PM
Let me write, let me edit, let me proofread, let me create. I don't care what it is just not this anymore.
I need a new job. Something that isn't customer service. I've been in this field for over a decade and it's driving me insane. Just put me in a position where I can work on tasks or something all day without needing this.
November 5, 2025 at 5:32 PM
I need a new job. Something that isn't customer service. I've been in this field for over a decade and it's driving me insane. Just put me in a position where I can work on tasks or something all day without needing this.
After re-watching the 2018 Halloween, I've come to the conclusion (as a long time fan of the series) that it was exactly the sequel/reboot the original needed, or at least deserved.
It wasn't perfect, but it told a solid story, provided excellent tension, and paid homage to the original
It wasn't perfect, but it told a solid story, provided excellent tension, and paid homage to the original
November 3, 2025 at 4:25 AM
After re-watching the 2018 Halloween, I've come to the conclusion (as a long time fan of the series) that it was exactly the sequel/reboot the original needed, or at least deserved.
It wasn't perfect, but it told a solid story, provided excellent tension, and paid homage to the original
It wasn't perfect, but it told a solid story, provided excellent tension, and paid homage to the original
There's no better slasher film and, in my opinion, no better horror film.
November 1, 2025 at 3:16 AM
There's no better slasher film and, in my opinion, no better horror film.
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This should be a thing EVERYWHERE!
October 29, 2025 at 1:54 PM
This should be a thing EVERYWHERE!
"Who cares about the Oxford comma?"
YOU CAN PRY THE OXFORD COMMA FROM MY COLD, DEAD WORD DOC
YOU CAN PRY THE OXFORD COMMA FROM MY COLD, DEAD WORD DOC
September 28, 2025 at 12:28 AM
"Who cares about the Oxford comma?"
YOU CAN PRY THE OXFORD COMMA FROM MY COLD, DEAD WORD DOC
YOU CAN PRY THE OXFORD COMMA FROM MY COLD, DEAD WORD DOC
While I've always found Charlie Kirk and his rhetoric utterly distasteful, if not disgusting, what happened today was truly abhorrent.
We should never resort to such extremes. We should never have been pushed to this point. But I fear that we've come to a true point of no return.
We should never resort to such extremes. We should never have been pushed to this point. But I fear that we've come to a true point of no return.
September 10, 2025 at 9:18 PM
While I've always found Charlie Kirk and his rhetoric utterly distasteful, if not disgusting, what happened today was truly abhorrent.
We should never resort to such extremes. We should never have been pushed to this point. But I fear that we've come to a true point of no return.
We should never resort to such extremes. We should never have been pushed to this point. But I fear that we've come to a true point of no return.
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@discord.com Please help me.
Someone has hacked my account and is now demanding I pay a ransom for it.
Someone has hacked my account and is now demanding I pay a ransom for it.
September 9, 2025 at 10:48 PM
@discord.com Please help me.
Someone has hacked my account and is now demanding I pay a ransom for it.
Someone has hacked my account and is now demanding I pay a ransom for it.
I'm supposed to be eating 225 grams of protein a day and frankly I have no fucking clue how I'm supposed to do that
August 22, 2025 at 2:49 PM
I'm supposed to be eating 225 grams of protein a day and frankly I have no fucking clue how I'm supposed to do that
Have you watched Sinners yet? No? Go do that.
August 18, 2025 at 1:31 PM
Have you watched Sinners yet? No? Go do that.
I will be making this album my entire personality for the next two months. Thank you for your attention to this matter.
open.spotify.com/album/4UfWCa...
open.spotify.com/album/4UfWCa...
Bright as Blasphemy
Chevelle · Album · 2025 · 9 songs
open.spotify.com
August 15, 2025 at 9:06 PM
I will be making this album my entire personality for the next two months. Thank you for your attention to this matter.
open.spotify.com/album/4UfWCa...
open.spotify.com/album/4UfWCa...
🎶hello excedrin my old friend🎶
August 10, 2025 at 4:33 PM
🎶hello excedrin my old friend🎶
Life could stand to be a little less absolutely fucking exhausting.
July 6, 2025 at 5:30 PM
Life could stand to be a little less absolutely fucking exhausting.
How do you ask someone for help? Like... how do you tell a friend "hey I'm doing bad"? Because it's not like you can just go "hey how are you? I'm terrible." You don't want to put that on someone or open a conversation that way. At best you can ask permission to talk about how you're doing,
June 30, 2025 at 2:18 PM
How do you ask someone for help? Like... how do you tell a friend "hey I'm doing bad"? Because it's not like you can just go "hey how are you? I'm terrible." You don't want to put that on someone or open a conversation that way. At best you can ask permission to talk about how you're doing,
My friend expressed this to me and I want to echo the sentiment:
All I want is for something I write to be in a library one day.
All I want is for something I write to be in a library one day.
June 24, 2025 at 3:43 PM
My friend expressed this to me and I want to echo the sentiment:
All I want is for something I write to be in a library one day.
All I want is for something I write to be in a library one day.
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Republicans: WE NOMINATE SKELETOR
Democrats: We dislike Skeletor but we will vote to confirm him. Please give us between 5 and 50 dollars.
<Later>
Democrats: I stand before you to condemn the actions of Skeletor. He should have never been given this power. Please give me between 5 and 50 dollars.
Democrats: We dislike Skeletor but we will vote to confirm him. Please give us between 5 and 50 dollars.
<Later>
Democrats: I stand before you to condemn the actions of Skeletor. He should have never been given this power. Please give me between 5 and 50 dollars.
June 13, 2025 at 4:58 AM
Republicans: WE NOMINATE SKELETOR
Democrats: We dislike Skeletor but we will vote to confirm him. Please give us between 5 and 50 dollars.
<Later>
Democrats: I stand before you to condemn the actions of Skeletor. He should have never been given this power. Please give me between 5 and 50 dollars.
Democrats: We dislike Skeletor but we will vote to confirm him. Please give us between 5 and 50 dollars.
<Later>
Democrats: I stand before you to condemn the actions of Skeletor. He should have never been given this power. Please give me between 5 and 50 dollars.
For anyone like me who's left or planning to leave Twitter, please note that Threads is just as bad if not worse.
May 22, 2025 at 11:47 PM
For anyone like me who's left or planning to leave Twitter, please note that Threads is just as bad if not worse.
Saw 2 people in the gym wearing jeans today. HOW???
May 19, 2025 at 1:46 AM
Saw 2 people in the gym wearing jeans today. HOW???
Remember when "what's that got to do with the price of eggs" was a funny saying and not a legitimate question posed to your government?
May 8, 2025 at 12:31 AM
Remember when "what's that got to do with the price of eggs" was a funny saying and not a legitimate question posed to your government?
April 15th was 2 years off nicotine!
April 17, 2025 at 5:25 PM
April 15th was 2 years off nicotine!
Today is 29, next year I'll be 30... fuck I hope I've got my life figured out by then
April 3, 2025 at 1:59 PM
Today is 29, next year I'll be 30... fuck I hope I've got my life figured out by then