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RAW MACEDONIAN STEEL/SHEEPISH SEX APPEAL
TOP TEN AUSSIE ARTISTS IN NO ORDER

SAVAGE GARDEN
KYLIE
KERSER IS THE SICKEST
MENTAL AS ANYTHING
JESSICA MAUBOY
ICEHOUSE
JOHN FARNHAM
TAMING PAULA
EMPIRE OF THE SUN
MIDNIGHT OIL MAINLY DUE TO PETER GARRETTS DANCE MOVES
a man stands in front of a full moon
ALT: a man stands in front of a full moon
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January 29, 2026 at 5:37 AM
NEVER WANTED TO LEFT RIGHT GOODNIGHT SOME CUNT MORE THAN NOAH SCHNAP
January 29, 2026 at 4:59 AM
I WAS LURKING FOR YEARS WAITING TO GET THE MORAL HIGH GROUND ON YOU TIKTOK USERS

LARRY ELLISON IS A DOG WANKER
January 29, 2026 at 4:52 AM
Job interviews used to feel like humiliation rituals then I realised you can just lie
January 28, 2026 at 11:10 PM
TOWN PLANNING CONSULTING PRACTICE

“BIRCH & HARTWELL LAND STRATEGISTS”

HIRE SOME DUD LAW STUDENTS FOR VCAT MAYBE ONE OR TWO DEDICATED PLANNERS

DRAFTY X2 DONE
BUSHFIRE EZ
DEV AND TRAFFIC ENGINEER MANS EZ
DEMO SORTED
TREE PPL SORTED
SHED PPL EZ

INSHALLAH
January 28, 2026 at 1:38 PM
I CANT HIT MY PROTEIN
January 28, 2026 at 7:42 AM
Banænies & Avocædies
January 28, 2026 at 7:01 AM
#musicsky

Heihachi Mishima

2015>2016

youtu.be/KyDCFmie9fY?...
Father "Please Stop Wearing Fake Versace" (WSHH Exclusive - Official Music Video)
YouTube video by WORLDSTARHIPHOP
youtu.be
January 28, 2026 at 4:34 AM
I wanna turn into one of those curly mullet/moustache mfs they seem like they’re just frolicking through life w no worries
January 28, 2026 at 12:20 AM
SEASONAL DEPRESSO DUE TO THE LACK OF CAPACITY TO WEAR HOODIES AND OR COATS
January 27, 2026 at 9:59 AM
You ever see a video from Paris/NY/London fashion week and it’s a whole bunch of gimps smoking a cigarette for what appears to be the first time in their lives
January 27, 2026 at 8:01 AM
Lol even Satan himself wants to boycott
January 27, 2026 at 3:15 AM
44 degrees in Melbourne/65 degrees if you live in a new estate - every roof is black, astroturf everywhere, and what shade are you getting from Lilly pillies and ornamental pears cunt
January 27, 2026 at 2:47 AM
Reposted by FLACKO JORDY
Homelessness is a large and growing issue in Australia. 350 requests for support go unmet each day due to a lack of resources.

It is also a health crisis with the median age at death for people receiving homelessness being 55, 28 years the average Australian average life expectancy.
January 27, 2026 at 12:54 AM
#moviesky Blood In Blood Out/Sangre Por Sangre 1993 - greatest flick of all time, Cruzito greatest character journey

One of a handful of scenes in it that could you make you fkn weep

“You were always too much of a badass to love the little vato”

youtu.be/tMagOIwEbsE?...
[4K] "I don't wanna fight with you little brother" - Blood In Blood Out (1993)
YouTube video by Dash
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January 27, 2026 at 1:34 AM
There’s a muppet in the wings and it’s saying racist things
January 27, 2026 at 12:33 AM
- Walks into an area of wild animals
- Gets hurt

“Why would the dingoes do this?”
January 26, 2026 at 11:00 PM
YEAH SICK SHOULD BE APOLOGISING TO VIRGILS FAMILY AND CASSIE FIRST
January 26, 2026 at 9:53 PM
My bitch ass future children will be sent to whatever Melbourne boys/girls Grammar and they will be wankers and I will be very proud of them. Genevieve and Richard (dickhead for short)
January 26, 2026 at 9:07 AM
DAT BOI SANTOS

HOW COULD I EVER DOUBT A BRAZILIAN

#MVCVSYD
January 26, 2026 at 8:09 AM
Pro tip Melbourne Victory fans if you wanna sit level 2 VIP just walk in say nothing you’ll be right (preferably at half time)

I just met Roderick fkn sick cunt
January 26, 2026 at 8:03 AM
I love “stand by me” as much as anyone fkn absolute classic but what does it have to do with Melbourne Victory
January 26, 2026 at 6:37 AM
Make those bitches cheaper then tf
Electric cars should be promoted, though i think combatting car centricity and improving mass transit is the real long-term solution.
It's showing a positive effect.
January 25, 2026 at 5:02 AM
Drink a cold pint at 11am. Skip lunch. Jerk off in the work bathrooms. Get your 7 hours. Never take the high road. Never choose anger. Never bring piss to a shit fight. Keep it 155th street. Allahu Akbar
January 25, 2026 at 2:48 AM
COPS SHOT THE KID COPS SHOT THE KID COPS SHOT THE KID COPS SHOT THE KID COPS SHOT THE KID COPS SHOT THE KID COPS SHOT THE KID COPS SHOT THE KID COPS SHOT THE KID COPS SHOT THE KID COPS SHOT THE KID COPS SHOT THE KID COPS SHOT THE KID COPS SHOT THE KID COPS SHOT THE KID COPS SHOT THE KID COPS SHOT TH
January 25, 2026 at 1:21 AM