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Ruby Summers and Nate Grey are the best Summers children and i will die on this hill.
Last year my partner and I stayed in a boutique hotel that had louvered closet doors for the bathroom door like the ones in this picture. They didn’t latch. It was… harrowing.
December 9, 2025 at 3:25 PM
Last year my partner and I stayed in a boutique hotel that had louvered closet doors for the bathroom door like the ones in this picture. They didn’t latch. It was… harrowing.
My beard is starting to get longer and greyer than I care for and I’m at severe risk of starting to look like Orson Welles.
December 3, 2025 at 9:52 PM
My beard is starting to get longer and greyer than I care for and I’m at severe risk of starting to look like Orson Welles.
Don’t worry everyone, I watched the video, and it’s NOT a Ghostbusters 2 situation.
November 28, 2025 at 8:15 PM
Don’t worry everyone, I watched the video, and it’s NOT a Ghostbusters 2 situation.
Imagine being a henchman and your Magneto rip-off supervillain boss is just lounging around like it’s “fuck o’clock”. Workplaces were really different in the 70s.
November 9, 2025 at 1:25 AM
Imagine being a henchman and your Magneto rip-off supervillain boss is just lounging around like it’s “fuck o’clock”. Workplaces were really different in the 70s.
Carvin punkins is one of them things you don’t have to be good at, it’s just fun no matter what.
October 31, 2025 at 10:09 PM
Carvin punkins is one of them things you don’t have to be good at, it’s just fun no matter what.
Have you been thinking maybe candy corn isn’t unpleasant enough to eat? Good news!
October 28, 2025 at 12:24 AM
Have you been thinking maybe candy corn isn’t unpleasant enough to eat? Good news!
But “Up and atom!” was Radioactive Man’s catchphrase!
October 1, 2025 at 9:00 PM
But “Up and atom!” was Radioactive Man’s catchphrase!
Stupid Sexy Ben Mankiewicz
September 29, 2025 at 3:43 AM
Stupid Sexy Ben Mankiewicz
Alleged, a parfum for the man who settles his indiscretions out of court
September 25, 2025 at 9:44 PM
Alleged, a parfum for the man who settles his indiscretions out of court
One I read every few years, and the inspiration behind my tattoo. I’ve been thinking about getting a sacred chao in the other arm
September 20, 2025 at 9:23 PM
One I read every few years, and the inspiration behind my tattoo. I’ve been thinking about getting a sacred chao in the other arm
The beautiful thing about art is that it allows us to express our inner emotions that we normally hide away from the world.
September 9, 2025 at 8:29 PM
The beautiful thing about art is that it allows us to express our inner emotions that we normally hide away from the world.
Ok but why does this pickle man look like Dale Gribble
August 15, 2025 at 9:52 PM
Ok but why does this pickle man look like Dale Gribble
Obsessing over this old street car map of #LNK and becoming a RETVRN guy for electric powered public transit 149725886.v2.pressablecdn.com/wp-content/u...
August 2, 2025 at 1:29 PM
Obsessing over this old street car map of #LNK and becoming a RETVRN guy for electric powered public transit 149725886.v2.pressablecdn.com/wp-content/u...
This quote from an unnamed Nebraska legislator in 1903, about someone dying during a high school football game, makes me think of Worf telling the story of the time he kicked a kid in half during a middle school soccer game on Star Trek.
July 26, 2025 at 9:36 PM
This quote from an unnamed Nebraska legislator in 1903, about someone dying during a high school football game, makes me think of Worf telling the story of the time he kicked a kid in half during a middle school soccer game on Star Trek.
This story goes places (from the Lincoln Star, 1/10/1903)
July 25, 2025 at 8:50 PM
This story goes places (from the Lincoln Star, 1/10/1903)
Looking at old pictures of my house on Zillow and am deeply upset to discover that what is now my home office very clearly used to be someone’s jackoffatorium
July 9, 2025 at 10:15 PM
Looking at old pictures of my house on Zillow and am deeply upset to discover that what is now my home office very clearly used to be someone’s jackoffatorium
Also here is a picture of my thumb because apparently I’m 70
July 4, 2025 at 4:40 PM
Also here is a picture of my thumb because apparently I’m 70
Plant people: wth is this thing? It was 6’ tall when we thought we had killed it and dug it out, but a month later it had burst through the landscape fabric as tall and as willful as a middle schooler.
The stalk is tinted red, it has big leaves and little white flowering bells
The stalk is tinted red, it has big leaves and little white flowering bells
July 4, 2025 at 4:40 PM
Plant people: wth is this thing? It was 6’ tall when we thought we had killed it and dug it out, but a month later it had burst through the landscape fabric as tall and as willful as a middle schooler.
The stalk is tinted red, it has big leaves and little white flowering bells
The stalk is tinted red, it has big leaves and little white flowering bells