joshua
@j.schwa.systems
Ruby Summers and Nate Grey are the best Summers children and i will die on this hill.
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joshua
@j.schwa.systems
· Jan 6
Hi people of Lincoln NE on Bluesky. I couldn’t really find a good feed for posts about or around #LNK so I made one myself, check it out here: bsky.app/profile/did:...
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There is only one true canon for all stories, and that is this body of work
February 8, 2026 at 5:45 PM
There is only one true canon for all stories, and that is this body of work
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"Why does YouTube keep recommending me episodes of Rick Steves' Europe" I ask before while any and all episodes of Rick Steves' Europe that YouTube recommends to me.
February 7, 2026 at 1:58 AM
"Why does YouTube keep recommending me episodes of Rick Steves' Europe" I ask before while any and all episodes of Rick Steves' Europe that YouTube recommends to me.
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grover doesn't hang with the muppets much anymore and elliott gould is getting up there in years so we need them to reunite to recreate this iconic photo before it's too late
February 6, 2026 at 8:13 PM
grover doesn't hang with the muppets much anymore and elliott gould is getting up there in years so we need them to reunite to recreate this iconic photo before it's too late
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If the combination of breakfast and lunch is brunch, the combination of dinner and breakfast is dickfest.
February 5, 2026 at 8:11 PM
If the combination of breakfast and lunch is brunch, the combination of dinner and breakfast is dickfest.
Watching an episode of Alfred Hitchcock Presents where Dick York plays a hitman. He's young and lanky and borderline psychotic, and such a far cry from his dorky straitlaced Darrin Stephens on Bewitched that it's almost upsetting.
February 4, 2026 at 3:57 AM
Watching an episode of Alfred Hitchcock Presents where Dick York plays a hitman. He's young and lanky and borderline psychotic, and such a far cry from his dorky straitlaced Darrin Stephens on Bewitched that it's almost upsetting.
Why doesn't MY doctor ever recommend I spend six months on the seaside taking in the salt air for my various ailments?
February 2, 2026 at 10:21 PM
Why doesn't MY doctor ever recommend I spend six months on the seaside taking in the salt air for my various ailments?
Brussel sprouts are like the opposite of fajitas. You smell them coming through the restaurant and no one's thinking oh that smells good I'll have that
January 31, 2026 at 3:14 AM
Brussel sprouts are like the opposite of fajitas. You smell them coming through the restaurant and no one's thinking oh that smells good I'll have that
Thought just occurred to me that there may come a day when, if I say "I grokked that subject", people will read that as "I used a shitty AI program for sociopaths" instead of "I understood the concept"
January 29, 2026 at 8:06 PM
Thought just occurred to me that there may come a day when, if I say "I grokked that subject", people will read that as "I used a shitty AI program for sociopaths" instead of "I understood the concept"
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This is the ideal gothic castle. You may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like.
January 29, 2026 at 11:48 AM
This is the ideal gothic castle. You may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like.
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Found my motto for the year, just change the 8 to a 2
January 27, 2026 at 7:19 PM
Found my motto for the year, just change the 8 to a 2
I can't wait to see how backed up the interstate gets with cars lining up to visit Nebraska's fist Buc-ee's when it opens.
January 21, 2026 at 5:15 PM
I can't wait to see how backed up the interstate gets with cars lining up to visit Nebraska's fist Buc-ee's when it opens.
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set up this node last night and already connected with a few local folks using meshtastic to talk about how more people should use meshtastic. meshtastic: the world's premiere platform for meshtastic enthusiasts
POST FOR NERDS ONLY: alright because of various obvious Reasons I’m setting up a solar node on my roof. are we doing meshtastic or mesh core? there are no nodes nearby that I can find of either type so there’s a lot riding on this decision!!
January 21, 2026 at 3:23 PM
set up this node last night and already connected with a few local folks using meshtastic to talk about how more people should use meshtastic. meshtastic: the world's premiere platform for meshtastic enthusiasts
Is Pope Leo the first pope to potentially have had Casey's breakfast pizza or Dunkin' Donuts?
January 18, 2026 at 11:43 PM
Is Pope Leo the first pope to potentially have had Casey's breakfast pizza or Dunkin' Donuts?
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neolithic guys get pissed if you tell them their cultures are organized by the type of pots and jewelry they made. "we called ourselves the blood hunters" "we conquered villages far beyond this horizon" sorry bud you're the western linear pottery culture now
January 17, 2026 at 2:52 PM
neolithic guys get pissed if you tell them their cultures are organized by the type of pots and jewelry they made. "we called ourselves the blood hunters" "we conquered villages far beyond this horizon" sorry bud you're the western linear pottery culture now
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Me: So these faucets automatically sense your hands. Cool right?
Time traveling guy from the Atomic Age: How?
Me: I believe with lasers.
Time traveling guy: Jeez! So you must be a very peaceful people, to use laser power for personal hygiene.
Me: Well
Time traveling guy from the Atomic Age: How?
Me: I believe with lasers.
Time traveling guy: Jeez! So you must be a very peaceful people, to use laser power for personal hygiene.
Me: Well
January 17, 2026 at 2:23 PM
Me: So these faucets automatically sense your hands. Cool right?
Time traveling guy from the Atomic Age: How?
Me: I believe with lasers.
Time traveling guy: Jeez! So you must be a very peaceful people, to use laser power for personal hygiene.
Me: Well
Time traveling guy from the Atomic Age: How?
Me: I believe with lasers.
Time traveling guy: Jeez! So you must be a very peaceful people, to use laser power for personal hygiene.
Me: Well
Is it possible for a sweater to get larger in the wash? I bought a slightly oversized cardigan that fit fine at the store, but after one wash it’s now comically oversized, like I’m wearing a caftan
January 17, 2026 at 1:23 PM
Is it possible for a sweater to get larger in the wash? I bought a slightly oversized cardigan that fit fine at the store, but after one wash it’s now comically oversized, like I’m wearing a caftan
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1 more day to buy books from me with 100% of the money going to immigrant rights orgs in Portland and Minneapolis. Get yourself copies of WE'RE TAKING EVERYONE DOWN WITH US, WHAT'S THE FURTHEST PLACE FROM HERE?, 4 KIDS WALK INTO A BANK, WE CAN NEVER GO HOME, and Marvel & DC stuff
#Booksky #Comicsky
#Booksky #Comicsky
We're donating 100% of the money from all book sales in our webstore this week to UNIDOS MN and Portland Immigrant Rights Coalition.
Shop here:
AshcanPress.com
Or donate directly here:
unidos-mn.org
pircoregon.org
Shop here:
AshcanPress.com
Or donate directly here:
unidos-mn.org
pircoregon.org
January 16, 2026 at 11:51 PM
Whenever we don't use up a full box of pasta my spouse adds it to a container of miscellaneous other noodles she calls Unity Pasta, in what I can only assume is meant to be an affront to the Italian-American community.
January 16, 2026 at 12:41 AM
Whenever we don't use up a full box of pasta my spouse adds it to a container of miscellaneous other noodles she calls Unity Pasta, in what I can only assume is meant to be an affront to the Italian-American community.
Getting side-tracked reading a Batman comic because I'm pretty sure Pontiac never produced a T-top GTO, and for some reason refusing to believe Bruce Wayne ordered a customized one.
January 13, 2026 at 1:17 AM
Getting side-tracked reading a Batman comic because I'm pretty sure Pontiac never produced a T-top GTO, and for some reason refusing to believe Bruce Wayne ordered a customized one.
I just noticed in our new HR system that my job title was truncated to "Senior Customer Operations Ass"
January 12, 2026 at 5:33 PM
I just noticed in our new HR system that my job title was truncated to "Senior Customer Operations Ass"
I forget about the shady history of pinball, until I watch an episode of Alfred Hitchcock Presents about mobsters in a turf war over their respective pinball rackets
January 12, 2026 at 4:00 AM
I forget about the shady history of pinball, until I watch an episode of Alfred Hitchcock Presents about mobsters in a turf war over their respective pinball rackets
Tolarian Community College has all the vibes of a show produced by a small PBS station [complimentary]
January 12, 2026 at 2:26 AM
Tolarian Community College has all the vibes of a show produced by a small PBS station [complimentary]
I am, of course, incandescent with rage at the current state of things in the world. The reason you don't see me posting about it much is because for me, Posting is not a productive outlet for it, when others can do so more eloquently and informedly. But do know that I am mad.
January 11, 2026 at 4:53 AM
I am, of course, incandescent with rage at the current state of things in the world. The reason you don't see me posting about it much is because for me, Posting is not a productive outlet for it, when others can do so more eloquently and informedly. But do know that I am mad.