joshua
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Ruby Summers and Nate Grey are the best Summers children and i will die on this hill.
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joshua
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· Jan 6
Hi people of Lincoln NE on Bluesky. I couldn’t really find a good feed for posts about or around #LNK so I made one myself, check it out here: bsky.app/profile/did:...
Jason Kelce seems like he’d get really into Warhammer if someone introduced it to him
December 25, 2025 at 8:50 PM
Jason Kelce seems like he’d get really into Warhammer if someone introduced it to him
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Merry Christmas
It's a Wonderful Life, Guy from It’s a Wonderful Life, Who Convinces Another Guy to Open the Gym Floor So Everyone Falls in the Pool www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/its...
It's a Wonderful Life, Guy from It’s a Wonderful Life, Who Convinces Another Guy to Open the Gym Floor So Everyone Falls in the Pool www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/its...
It’s a Wonderful Life, Guy from It’s a Wonderful Life, Who Convinces Another Guy to Open the Gym Floor So Everyone Falls in the Pool
EXT. — THE VASTNESS OF SPACE
A star, representing the angel ALBERT, shoots across the sky. It stops at a distant GALAXY. As the heavenly bodies tal...
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December 25, 2025 at 2:36 PM
Merry Christmas
It's a Wonderful Life, Guy from It’s a Wonderful Life, Who Convinces Another Guy to Open the Gym Floor So Everyone Falls in the Pool www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/its...
It's a Wonderful Life, Guy from It’s a Wonderful Life, Who Convinces Another Guy to Open the Gym Floor So Everyone Falls in the Pool www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/its...
I’ve only seen the first half hour of How the Grinch Stole Christmas (2000), but we can all agree that Jim Carrey is by far the weakest part of that movie, right?
December 25, 2025 at 2:27 AM
I’ve only seen the first half hour of How the Grinch Stole Christmas (2000), but we can all agree that Jim Carrey is by far the weakest part of that movie, right?
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Me and a bunch of the neighborhood dads are wrapping our baseball bats in barbed wire, ready to kick Santa's ass if he tries to kiss our wives tonight.
December 24, 2025 at 2:46 PM
Me and a bunch of the neighborhood dads are wrapping our baseball bats in barbed wire, ready to kick Santa's ass if he tries to kiss our wives tonight.
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tv volume has to be an even number because i have 2 ears. if it were odd where would the extra one even go
December 21, 2025 at 5:44 AM
tv volume has to be an even number because i have 2 ears. if it were odd where would the extra one even go
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The solution the "male loneliness epidemic" for all the lonely men to get huskies. You cannot be lonely with a husky howling at you because he wants to go for a walk. That's just solid facts and logic.
December 20, 2025 at 10:16 PM
The solution the "male loneliness epidemic" for all the lonely men to get huskies. You cannot be lonely with a husky howling at you because he wants to go for a walk. That's just solid facts and logic.
Jackie Earle Haley is the Jackie Earle Haley-est looking man alive.
December 20, 2025 at 1:21 PM
Jackie Earle Haley is the Jackie Earle Haley-est looking man alive.
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finally, a solution for the sophisticated warhammer player who wants to spotlight the crown jewel of his fine wine collection
December 18, 2025 at 7:51 PM
finally, a solution for the sophisticated warhammer player who wants to spotlight the crown jewel of his fine wine collection
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Absolutely not enough circling back in the New Year going on this week smh.
December 18, 2025 at 11:44 AM
Absolutely not enough circling back in the New Year going on this week smh.
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i expected giamatti to be like oh sure i watched TOS as a kid with my dad, fun show. nope! he's a fucking real one, DS9 is his favorite series, sisko his favorite captain, and he shouts out admiration for colm meaney's performance specifically. One Of Us
www.ign.com/articles/pau...
www.ign.com/articles/pau...
Paul Giamatti, Star Trek’s Latest Villain, Just Proved His Trek Fandom to Us - IGN
Paul Giamatti, who plays Star Trek’s latest villain Nus Braka on the upcoming Starfleet Academy, just proved his Trek fandom to us.
www.ign.com
December 15, 2025 at 4:24 PM
i expected giamatti to be like oh sure i watched TOS as a kid with my dad, fun show. nope! he's a fucking real one, DS9 is his favorite series, sisko his favorite captain, and he shouts out admiration for colm meaney's performance specifically. One Of Us
www.ign.com/articles/pau...
www.ign.com/articles/pau...
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I cannot express how pathetic you have to be to believe this happened in the TTRPG hobby in the last decade
December 13, 2025 at 4:24 PM
I cannot express how pathetic you have to be to believe this happened in the TTRPG hobby in the last decade
I am a registered non-combatant in this local improv group's christmas-themed murder mystery dinner
December 14, 2025 at 1:55 AM
I am a registered non-combatant in this local improv group's christmas-themed murder mystery dinner
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since driving discourse is raging on the timeline, i guess it's time to reup this, the greatest op ed the NYT ever ran
LONG ISLAND OPINION; DRINKING AND DRIVING CAN MIX (Published 1984)
www.nytimes.com
December 13, 2025 at 4:13 PM
since driving discourse is raging on the timeline, i guess it's time to reup this, the greatest op ed the NYT ever ran
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the people of this great republic yearn for locomotive transport
Amtrak reports Mardi Gras service among most successful ever https://mynbc15.com/news/local/amtrak-provides-boost-to-mobile-businesses
Amtrak's Mardi Gras service boosts Mobile tourism with higher than expected ridership
Amtrak says the new Mardi Gras service that connects Mobile to New Orleans is one of the most successful services ever launched and it's on track to double the
mynbc15.com
December 12, 2025 at 8:44 PM
the people of this great republic yearn for locomotive transport
There are many obvious benefits to having a washer and dryer in my house but there is a part of me that misses the pageantry of going to the laundromat. But also I have a ranked list of my favorite laundromats in town so maybe I'm unique.
December 12, 2025 at 1:53 AM
There are many obvious benefits to having a washer and dryer in my house but there is a part of me that misses the pageantry of going to the laundromat. But also I have a ranked list of my favorite laundromats in town so maybe I'm unique.
I know it's probably too late now but I would have loved it if Ryu Ga Gotoku had made a pure detective game featuring Makoto Date, he remains one of my favorite side characters in the Yakuza series.
December 11, 2025 at 9:23 PM
I know it's probably too late now but I would have loved it if Ryu Ga Gotoku had made a pure detective game featuring Makoto Date, he remains one of my favorite side characters in the Yakuza series.
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Sometimes I sing this in the car just to annoy my wife
When the con turns into carpool karaoke. Watch #Leverage free on #ElectricNOW.
December 10, 2025 at 12:56 AM
Sometimes I sing this in the car just to annoy my wife
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I must once again reiterate how badly I want a bastardized American history Dynasty Warriors-style musou game where I can play as inexplicably stacked Betsy Ross mowing down redcoats by whipping around a flag and also there is Bishounen John Adams
December 7, 2025 at 3:07 PM
I must once again reiterate how badly I want a bastardized American history Dynasty Warriors-style musou game where I can play as inexplicably stacked Betsy Ross mowing down redcoats by whipping around a flag and also there is Bishounen John Adams
The guys cutting down my oak tree are working in the side yard so I'm trying to avoid standing near the window so I'm not just making eye contact while I stand in the kitchen eating cheezits
December 6, 2025 at 6:08 PM
The guys cutting down my oak tree are working in the side yard so I'm trying to avoid standing near the window so I'm not just making eye contact while I stand in the kitchen eating cheezits
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in addition to lite mode and dark mode, discord should add a 'calm' mode where they turn off all the bullshit
December 6, 2025 at 4:20 PM
in addition to lite mode and dark mode, discord should add a 'calm' mode where they turn off all the bullshit
My beard is starting to get longer and greyer than I care for and I’m at severe risk of starting to look like Orson Welles.
December 3, 2025 at 9:52 PM
My beard is starting to get longer and greyer than I care for and I’m at severe risk of starting to look like Orson Welles.
*Andy Rooney voice* Fancy dice are nice for your table top role playing game, but do they have to make the numbers so hard to read? How do I know if I crit if I can't see the red 20 on the maroon background?
December 3, 2025 at 3:28 AM
*Andy Rooney voice* Fancy dice are nice for your table top role playing game, but do they have to make the numbers so hard to read? How do I know if I crit if I can't see the red 20 on the maroon background?
Trying to find one specific old show streaming leads one down a fascinating rabbit hole of two but streaming services nobody has ever heard of. I wish I had the time and the wherewithal to explore them all
December 2, 2025 at 3:45 AM
Trying to find one specific old show streaming leads one down a fascinating rabbit hole of two but streaming services nobody has ever heard of. I wish I had the time and the wherewithal to explore them all