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John P
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He mostly posts about films, physical media, and Newcastle United

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Oh hell yes
Killers of the Flower Moon Criterion Blu-ray
December 15, 2025 at 10:23 PM
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Right then lads, no fucking about today. You’ve got one job #nufc 🔊
December 14, 2025 at 8:54 AM
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Four Christmases Jingle Bell Heist What Lies Beneath The Family Stone
December 12, 2025 at 10:18 PM
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For the record, I think a draw at Leverkusen is a good result. But fuck me another late goal 😭 #nufc
December 10, 2025 at 10:36 PM
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Knowing Lucasfilm as we do, and their gift for squeezing every last drop out of SW, do we think individual discs in each anniversary year, and then a trilogy box set to follow in 2033? www.starwars.com/news/star-wa...
On February 19, 2027, we’ll celebrate the 50th anniversary of Star Wars with a re-release of the 1977 original back for a limited time, in theaters everywhere. Part of Lucasfilm’s yearlong 50th anniversary celebration, a newly restored version of the classic Star Wars (1977) theatrical release — later renamed Star Wars: A New Hope — will play in theaters for a limited time.
December 5, 2025 at 11:30 PM
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Bugonia Far From Heaven The Phoenician Scheme Materialists
December 5, 2025 at 4:33 PM
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#nufc
November 29, 2025 at 5:50 PM
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Got me up at 6am for his breakfast. Been curled up on my lap ever since.

I’ve lost all feeling in my legs. #caturday #cats #ripley
A sleepy tabby, curled up on a yellow blanket
November 29, 2025 at 10:32 AM
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Don’t Bother to Knock Your Vice is a Locked Room and Only I Have the Key Don’t Say a Word The Long Walk
November 28, 2025 at 9:49 PM
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Not sure if I’ve ever mentioned it on here but I cannot stand Dave Jones. #nufc
November 22, 2025 at 7:50 PM
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Couple of good’uns in this batch #LastFourWatched
Good Boy Nouvelle Vague One Battle After Another Last Night in Soho
November 21, 2025 at 6:19 PM
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This was the last guy from a non-boxing background to share a ring with Anthony Joshua 😵
A UFC fighter—who thought he had the skills to share a boxing ring with a two-time Heavyweight world champion—lies flat on his back, no doubt pondering his life choices.
November 17, 2025 at 3:27 PM
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She Killed in Ecstacy Red Dragon Caught Stealing Frankenstein (2025)
November 14, 2025 at 5:40 PM
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November 9, 2025 at 5:29 PM
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Halloween (2007) Sleeping with the Enemy Mission Impossible The Final Reckoning Ghostwatch
November 7, 2025 at 5:04 PM
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Hahahahaha fucking hell man 😭 #nufc
November 2, 2025 at 2:50 PM
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The Grapes of Death Lips of Blood The Hand that Rocks the Cradle (2025) A House of Dynamite
October 31, 2025 at 6:29 PM
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Sounds like it was scrappy as hell in the second half, but who fucking cares! 3 points. Last minute winner from the captain.

GET IN 🖤🤍 #NUFC
October 25, 2025 at 4:03 PM
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Salem’s Lot 4K from Arrow Video confirmed.

Ralphie Glick coming to you haunt your dreams in UHD 😱 #filmsky
A teaser clip from Arrow Video of a homemade crucifix, with the caption “Coming Soon”
October 24, 2025 at 5:58 PM
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Point Break Salem’s Lot The Naked Gun Superman
October 24, 2025 at 3:30 PM
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#NowWatching

Not sure I’m drunk enough for this tbh
Creepshow (1982)
October 18, 2025 at 5:06 PM
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Get Out Ghostbusters: Afterlife The Lair of the White Worm Apartment 7A
October 17, 2025 at 9:39 PM
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As much as I love physical media, I do sometimes wonder if we’re letting things get out of hand. #filmsky
A VHS rerelease of Suspiria costing £30
October 16, 2025 at 5:26 PM
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January is an incredible month of Criterion releases, but this is the absolute jewel in the crown 🤩
Criterion Collection 4K UHD release of BIRTH (dir. Jonathan Glazer)
October 15, 2025 at 3:59 PM
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I was obsessed with this film when it first came out. Can’t believe there’s never been a UK release on Blu-ray. Anyway, chuffed to finally have a copy. #PhysicalMedia #FilmSky
Shout Select region A Blu-ray edition of ADAPTATION (2002).
October 10, 2025 at 12:52 PM