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John P
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He mostly posts about films, physical media, and Newcastle United

(mostly)
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MILEY'S LATE HEADER SENDS US INTO THE SEMI-FINAL!! 🙌
December 17, 2025 at 10:10 PM
Never in doubt #nufc
a man in a blue shirt and tie is drinking a cup of coffee
ALT: a man in a blue shirt and tie is drinking a cup of coffee
media.tenor.com
December 17, 2025 at 10:14 PM
There’s a real lack of bite in our midfield at the moment. The whole team in fairness, but mostly in the middle. When Bruno, Joe, and Sandro are at it, every part of our game is better. Without them, or if they’re not at 100%, nothing works quite as well. #nufc
December 17, 2025 at 8:53 PM
Centre forwards. Useful. #nufc
December 17, 2025 at 8:28 PM
People who’ve spent the last decade complaining about how terrible the ceremony coverage has been will still probably piss and moan about this, but I think it’s a good thing. They might let people who aren’t celebrities finish their speeches now.
December 17, 2025 at 7:42 PM
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First trailer for Steven Spielberg’s Disclosure Day 👀

In theaters on June 12, 2026.
December 16, 2025 at 4:10 PM
Oh hell yes
December 15, 2025 at 10:23 PM
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Scumbag of the highest order.
Trump just posted about Rob Reiner's death:
December 15, 2025 at 3:08 PM
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This entire weekend
December 15, 2025 at 3:58 AM
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There's a guy on Twitter who posted about Rob Reiner's perfect run of films and included North. Every time someone calls out North, he says "Not the time, 2 people are dead." It's making me laugh until I cry, and I'm confident Rob Reiner would have found it hilarious.
December 15, 2025 at 4:24 AM
Oh man, this is awful. RIP 😢
Rob Reiner: Hollywood director and wife Michele found dead in LA home
He directed classic films including The Princess Bride, This is Spinal Tap and When Harry Met Sally.
www.bbc.com
December 15, 2025 at 6:20 AM
That was fucking rotten. Howe’s worst day as #nufc manager. Got it all wrong.

But even setting up to play on the counter might have still worked if the lads on the pitch had been up for it. They were weak. All of them.

Absolute shite. I’m annoyed.
December 14, 2025 at 4:07 PM
Pretty brutal viewing that. Neither side offering much. Not sure how I feel about this rope-a-dope approach from us mind. Would much rather we just went out to try and batter them. #nufc
December 14, 2025 at 2:59 PM
Right then lads, no fucking about today. You’ve got one job #nufc 🔊
December 14, 2025 at 8:54 AM
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Because if you care about securely owning a movie that you love--as opposed to "owning" it only until a license agreement over which you have no control expires without warning--you need a DVD or Blu-ray. The hardware may be yesterday; the concern is very much of this moment.
Why do (us) old people want to burden Gen Z with our nostalgia for an antique piece of hardware in the first place?
A (quite) young movie lover said to me recently, "Not everybody can afford a DVD player," and I said "How much do you think a DVD player costs?"

He said, "I don't know, like $500?"

Those of us who advocate physical media are maybe not doing the best job of messaging.
December 13, 2025 at 6:14 PM
December 12, 2025 at 10:18 PM
Watching #nufc this season

This is good
Oh no this is shit
Yes this is more like it
Oh no it’s shit again
December 10, 2025 at 10:33 PM
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We don’t do court reports, especially when it comes to violent crime, but there’s always an exception.
December 9, 2025 at 2:30 PM
My word that Fulham goal 😮‍💨
December 7, 2025 at 5:09 PM
I do get the frustration, but ffs guys just take the win and enjoy the weekend. I know you’re not allowed to apply context to anything #nufc related lest ye be branded a happy clapper. But after Brentford, who honestly thought we were getting 10 pts from the next 4 games?
December 6, 2025 at 6:05 PM
Need to do something about this filthy habit of conceding in injury time. It’s gonna cost us massively at some point.

Still, it’s a win. 10 pts from 12. Wissa’s back. We’re looking up….I think 🤨 #nufc
THREE POINTS AT SJP 👊
December 6, 2025 at 5:12 PM
That feels like the Ashes are pretty much all done and dusted. 2-0 seems inevitable now, and it would be a miracle to turn that around.

Man for man I still think we’ve got a stronger team, but mentality, tactics, and game management all lacking when it matters.
December 6, 2025 at 10:50 AM
Knowing Lucasfilm as we do, and their gift for squeezing every last drop out of SW, do we think individual discs in each anniversary year, and then a trilogy box set to follow in 2033? www.starwars.com/news/star-wa...
December 5, 2025 at 11:30 PM
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no one has ever gotten the spirit of our country as right as paul verhoeven making robocop
December 5, 2025 at 11:12 PM