Jem
@j1jem.bsky.social
Essentially just a dishevelled hobbit clutching a cup of tea.
"Behind every man trying to work out whether his phone camera is working, stands an exasperated woman."
"Behind every man trying to work out whether his phone camera is working, stands an exasperated woman."
I'm just glad it's not my fault this year. This time last year I'd just put the finishing touches to a lovely spreadsheet which showed my kids' sporting fixtures for the next 6 weeks (3 kids, 5 teams, 2 sports) and out of 17 matches 12 were postponed/cancelled due to flooded or frozen pitches!
November 10, 2025 at 3:02 PM
I'm just glad it's not my fault this year. This time last year I'd just put the finishing touches to a lovely spreadsheet which showed my kids' sporting fixtures for the next 6 weeks (3 kids, 5 teams, 2 sports) and out of 17 matches 12 were postponed/cancelled due to flooded or frozen pitches!
Is that Buster Merryfield?
November 9, 2025 at 10:04 PM
Is that Buster Merryfield?
It's his forensic attention to detail.
November 8, 2025 at 9:14 AM
It's his forensic attention to detail.
Bored, mid-stage pensioners with a humiliation kink.
November 7, 2025 at 2:08 PM
Bored, mid-stage pensioners with a humiliation kink.
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"That janitor who cleans the escalator handrail by holding a cloth in place as the escalator moves"
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November 2, 2025 at 9:43 AM
"That janitor who cleans the escalator handrail by holding a cloth in place as the escalator moves"
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He's now called Pri.
You may notice that this title has no nce.
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October 30, 2025 at 7:20 PM
He's now called Pri.
You may notice that this title has no nce.
You may notice that this title has no nce.
A personal favourite of the genre (without the metallic effect), are tyre salesfolk. Whenever I spotted a van, I kept thinking "these aren't just shaddick tyres" in the style of an M&S ad, and that there were other siblings with their own tyre provision firms. Sadly, they've changed their logo now.
October 30, 2025 at 8:51 AM
A personal favourite of the genre (without the metallic effect), are tyre salesfolk. Whenever I spotted a van, I kept thinking "these aren't just shaddick tyres" in the style of an M&S ad, and that there were other siblings with their own tyre provision firms. Sadly, they've changed their logo now.