Everybody loves OzBot, the adorable true blue dinky-di Aussie AI.
Five minutes later: We regret to inform you the robot will not stop calling users "cunz".

One of these statements is true

You are too powerful. The yanks cannot cope

What are the odds it is a rival cartel.

The chaos and incoherence is the replacement. A world where consensus reality is fundamentally broken, in which the systems that underpin it are degraded into incapacity, is a blank slate upon which the ultra wealthy can write whatever destiny they choose.
Or so they would like to believe.

Yep. The device defines the experience pretty effectively.

To be fair, we have so many catastrophic fires down here we've got a Black Everydayoftheweek so there's not a lot of room for yank wank consumerist holy days of obligation.
But you know, people like sales, so it becoming a thing.

In Australia up until very recently "Black Friday" only ever referred to the massive bushfires in 1939 that burned ~2m hectares / 5m acres of the state of Victoria.
They try to push black friday sales here but there's still a grim association with the term.

Perfect analogy. Twitter just a collection of bad meth laced coke rants now.
When the Boer walked in he should have been carrying a shit-stained toilet bowl instead of that sink as a harbinger of where he wanted to take it.